Dick- Jared, Jarred, Jarred! What have you gotten yourself into? I see it took you your entire time here in the WoW to figure out the meaning behind my name. Boy, your not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I can tell you that. About me changing my name to Dick Goesoutyou. C'mon, that's ridiculous. Where have you been? I have women any time I want them. After all, I am a porn supersensation and also one of the greatest wrestlers in the world. Look at these ladies on my arms, makes you look pretty stupid doesn't it. As far as you saying no woman in their right would let me in her, take a look at this.
Dick reaches for a remote and hits play on the vcr in the limo. Dick leans back and watches as the camera focuses in on the television screen. We can see the video is the latest of the Dicky Dux adult film collection, entitled "Dick does Jarred's mother"! Dick laughs as the title comes across the screen. As the film continues we can see Dick engaging in the dirty with Jarred Cathallion's mom. The film continues for a few minutes before Dick hits stop on the remote.
Dick- I wouldn't want to spoil the end for you but let's just say your mother sure loves Dick and as a matter of fact she told me backstage when we were shooting this film that you to also love Dick. How do you feel about those apples, Dick-weed? You see at Ruffhouse, I'm not going to come to a legendary end, oh no. I'm going to give you a legendary match that you'll never forget. Dick-o-mania is running wild and all my Dick-heads can't wait for me to get into the ring with you. They all know your nothing but a loud mouthed punk who can't find his niche in this business. You change gimmicks like I change women and when we meet in the ring you won't see me tapping out to the Viciousness. You won't see Richard Gazinya laying on his back but you'll get a high impact legendary match like only Richard Gazinya can do. Look out Jarred, your about to be on the receiving end of a Gazinya family tree. If you haven't been paying attention then I'll enlighten you. When I feel it's time for your to go, I'm going to powerbomb you into the turnbuckle and nail the Grand Finally DDT! It won't be long after that, because you'll be on the receiving end of a Total Devastation frogsplash just like everyone before you and everybody after you. You'll never be the same Jarred, just like your mother will never be the same after being with Dick!
Dick laughs as the two women on his arms are all over him. Soon after the scene fades to black!
