Dick- You know Nester, I had a suspicion that something was going on that we didn't know about.
Nester- How did you know that?
Dick- Well, think about it. Last week when we beat Brimstone and Necron, where were those two all week?
Nester- Probably making out, right?
Dick shakes his head no and laughs.
Dick- No, that's not what I mean. How about this. Where was Prez Darren all that week?
Nester gets a confused look on his face then tilts his head and spits a goober into the pool.
Dick- We should've known something was up back then. It's a conspiracy I tell you. Darren was nowhere to be heard of and either were Brimstone and that Necron joker. I'm telling you they are in cahoots! He came down with VP Thomas and cost us our match against Brother Brimstone. He screwed us out of the title and of all things it appears he's in cahoots with the Foxes! He's trying to screw us out of the tag titles to. Whatever this is about, I don't have a good feeling about what is about to go down.
Nester stands up from his chair and pulls his hair back. Nester looks away for a second but looks back and begins to speak with mean tone.
Nester- Are you saying that the WoW is trying to pull an XWF over our heads?!! Are they trying to ditch the Nasty Dick Experience because we have become larger than the federation itself?
Dick- Whatever their motives are, they've made a BIG mistake! Prez Darren and VP Thomas? How can you make your way around the two head figures of the WoW when they are working together?
Nester- I guess there's really only one thing we can do, and I think you know what that is!
Dick- No, you can't honestly be thinking what I think your thinking. You don't want to destroy the WoW from the inside out, do you?
Nester thinks for a moment and then sits back down before speaking.
Nester- Why not? We've done it before. We can unleash a lethal dose of Nasty Dick poison!
The camera turns to the midgets who have just heard Nester's words. They seem shocked and shake their heads no as they make their way closer to the edge to listen in on the conversation.
Nester- When it comes down to it, the Nasty Dick Experience is completely unstopable. I don't care who we are up against. Whether it's the Foxes or Darren and Thomas, we will continue to do as we please here in the WoW. If Darren and Thomas want to get involved in our business, we'll gladly destroy the federation that they call their own!
Dick- Nasty Dick poison? I like that. Maybe we should turn that one over to the marketing experts and have them print out twenty thousand shirts for Malice!
Nester- The shirts will sell. You know, the WoW should be estatic to all the publicity we've broughtt to them but no, Darren has to play mind games and try to screw us. No, no my friend! The Nasty Dicks are going to screw you!
Dick laughs and begins to shake his head in disbelief.
Dick- Now, I don't know about that one Nester. You forget, we are the heart and soul of the tag team division. We have added the prestige and glamor to the division that at one time was considered neglected. Now they get a couple new tag teams and they decide it's time to move on. Let's just forget all that the Nasties have accomplished. Let's bring in the Foxes! Well if the Foxes want to run around wearing ski masks and acting like dicks, no pun intended, then we'll gladly destroy them just like we would any other team out there. Prez Darren and VP Thomas better be warned, we're not just some rinky dink tag team that he can do what he pleases to. If that's the way things are going to be then we're going to have to show him what the Nasty Dick Experience is really all about.
Nester- We're poison! We're all fine until someone breaks the mold and once they do, a lethal dose of Nasty Dick poison emerges from the crevices. If they make the wrong move, I will guarantee that the WoW will never be the same.
As soon as Nester finishes talking, the Dr. Evan Williams walks in wearing a tropical botton up shirt, a straw hat and carrying his trusty breifcase. Nester and Dick turn to see who it is as you can tell Dick is apparently a little hostile towards the Doc after last weeks incident.
Dr. Williams- Hola boys! I'm back and boy was that good to get away for the week. So what's on the agenda?
Nester- Well after the recent events in the WoW, we have a lot on our agenda. They suckered us in Doc. Darren and Thomas had a big masterplan and it worked. They were trying to make the Nasty Dick's explode just like you said and after you were gone they dropped the bomb!
Dr. Williams- I saw Malice and I saw what they did. They tried to explote the Nasty Dick Experience but let me tell you, they failed! The Nasty Dick Experience is stronger than ever.
Dick- I guess that couldn't be more true! Now that we're all back on the same page, there shouldn't be anything that can stop us. The Foxes can't touch us and either can Darren or Thomas. The "Dick-heads" won't allow it and the "Nester-maniacs" just won't stand for it. The Nasty Dick fans will walk out on the WoW once we destroy it!
Dr. Williams- After we destroy the Foxes, the Nasty Dick Experience will destroy all who enter the Gladiator tournament. By then there won't be a thing the powers that be can do!
Nester- Oh man, I'm pissed and I forgot to take my medicine!
The camera fades out as it is looking directly into the eyes of Nester DeFranco.
