Dick- Monday Malice is upon us. It's finally time, the first time that Dick Gazinya will defend his WoW championship in the first of of a long list of title defenses. Justin Payne, you personafy what a champion used to be. I personafy what a champion is today! You will be the first to go down you can bet on that. Justin, no hard feelings but I'm gonna beat you my friend just like I beat you at Target Locked! There's no way around it except the fact that you are going to end up on the short end for the second time in a row.
Dick reaches over and grabs a bottle of water. He twists off the cap and begins to chug it until he stops and looks back to the camera.
Dick- You know Justin, we put on one hell of a match at the pay-per-view. This Monday will be no different. We are going to go out there in Detroit and show these people what a ladder match is supposed to be. There will be many high risks, many dangerous spots and it will be a war. I expect that from you but there is no chance in hell that your going to take my WoW championship. I'm not some lucky punk who had his day in the spotlight. I'm not going lay down for you and I'm going to prove to be the greatest WoW champion in the history of the WoW!
As Dick finishes talking, the "Good Doctor" Evan Williams comes strolling in. He is dressed in a black suit and tie, carrying what seems to be a contract.
Dr. WIlliams- Dick, we got it! It's all right here, Vince had it all drawn up and it has every detail that you wanted. Here, take a look!
Dick snags the contract from the doc's hand and begins to scan through it. He looks quite impressed as he continues reading. Soon, Dick looks surprised as he wads the contract up and tosses it onto the floor.
Dick- Who does he think I am?
Dr. Williams- Everything is in there. He's offering you that seven figure deal and you could be on Raw as soon as this Monday!
Dick nods his head but then gets a serious look.
Dick- That's true but I have a match on Malice instead. Sure everything is in there but there is one small thing. Vince wants me to sign over my entire trademarked name, my likenesses and every likeness to the NDE name. Yeah the cash is there but not like that is it happening. Our trademarks and slogans are too big to be sold. Vince McMahon won't be cashing in off from my name. If he wants me there, tell him to revise his contract. Other than that, no deal. Dick doesn't even have to be exposed to that kind of shit in the WoW. Tell him, he either does it my way or no Dick for him!
Dr. Williams- Aren't you even at least a bit worried about what Darren's motives are? If he screws Dick this Monday, it could be all over. Your going to wish that you signed that WWE contract because your worth will go down without the WoW championship.
Dick shakes his head in disagreement.
Dick- Darren won't even try that. I have held the WoW above water in the times of need. No matter what he says, he doesn't really want to drive the NDE out of the WoW. Cheapshots may be getting taken for a ride for all I know. It won't matter because right now the WoW is my turf. I'm the hottest commodity the WoW has ever picked up. They just want to add to the controversy, like Dick does everyday! I'm just as much WoW as anyone else on the roster. Justin thinks he has had some great offers from the WWE but what I don't think he realizes is that the WWE snagged up Justin Credible as a cheap way around hiring him up. Think about it. Why would there be two Justin's there with basically a similar catch. The WWE screwed Justin Payne out of a big money contract and he's just bitter that now they want Dick. Don't worry Justin, you can still shine in the WoW but that's it. Your days are working against you. You've reached your pinnacle but your slowly on the downside! That downside is going to come crashing down from a twenty foot ladder this Monday and you my friend will get "Dicked!"
Dick gives a cocky grin as he lays back down on the bench. He begins his workout once more as the scene fades to black.
