Dick Gazinya Returns Home!

Dick Gazinya Returns Home!

The scene opens outside the Gazinya estate as a long black limo pulls up to the gate. The limo comes to a stop and the door opens. Out steps Richard Gazinya dressed in a fine black Armani suit, a gold rolex, a cleanly shaven head, and dark sunglasses. Dick looks around, then comtinues to walk up the walkway to the front door of the Gazinya estate. The camera cuts to inside where Rod Gazinya is seen laid back in a leather recliner playing the new WoW video game for Playstation 2. Dick walks in the room and speaks.

Dick- What's up little bro?

Rod looks over his shoulder and sees his big brother. He quickly pauses the game and begins to tell Dick of what happened while he was gone involving Dr. Williams.

Rod- There's something I have to tell you Dick that I think your going to be upset about. You see while you were gone, I walked in on Dr. Williams who was talking all kinds of smack about you. He's been getting into Nester's head.

Dick slowly reaches up to his face and removes his sunglasses. He has a stern look in his eyes as he begins to speak.

Dick- What did you do about it?

Rod- Well first off, I knocked him on his ass and told him "nobody talks about my brother like that". Then I gave him the Grand Finally, just like you taught me.

Dick- There you go.

Rod- Well that's not all. I was going to hit him with the Total Devastation but... Well, Nester got involved. He pushed me down and we got into it. I think you should do something about Dr. Williams. He can't go around here doing the things he does, it's just not right.

Dick tosses his sunglasses into his shirt pocket and smiles.

Dick- Don't worry about a thing. I'm going to go take care of this right now.

Dick walks out of the room as the camera cuts to a different scene inside the training facility. The camera pans around to see Nester working out with huge dumbells, wearing red windbreaker pants and no shirt, with his hair tied back. A door slams as the camera turns to see Dick walking towards Nester. He makes his way up to Nester and speaks.

Dick- Where's the Doc?

Nester looks up and drops his weights. He stands up and looks at Dick as there seems to be some sort of staredown. After a few moments of the uncomfortable silence, Nester speaks.

Nester- Look, you probably heard what happened while you were gone. I took care of the situation, there's no need to worry.

Dick- How did you take care of that?

Nester- Well, the Doc has been on a binge lately. He's ordering everyone around and he's trying to get in my head. I told him he needed a break before we go through the same problem we already had with him when we fired him back in the XWF days. I sent him away for a week, he needed a vacation. Especially after what Brother Brimstone said when he made mention of the Doc. I don't think he needs the extra stress so even though we got our big title match this Saturday, the Doc won't be there. He's down on the beaches of Tampa, Florida. I gave him the key to my place down there and I think everything is going to be ok.

Dick- Well, I think you did the right thing because if he was here, I would have ended up kicking his ass. You see even though he's been filling your head with all these hopes and dreams about becoming the WoW champion, you were able to make the right choice for the team. It's a good thing to because there are a lot of new teams coming in who want a shot at our tag belts.

Nester- Oh I know.

Dick- As far as our match goes this Saturday, just like I said before, let the best man win. We're going to have to be focused and remember that we're the greatest tag team in WoW history. If it comes down to it, we'll use our tag team skills to beat Brimstone, no matter who takes the belt. One of us winning is better than neither of us winning.

Nester- Well actually I don't really think Brother Brimstone is going ot be much of a problem. We've always made him look like a fool and this Saturday isn't going to be any different.

Dick- Well I watched a couple of promos of his earlier. He definetely has some really expensive effects in there. How does he do it? The molten lava, the burning hands reaching out. He's going way beyond reality in my opinion. He might even have himself fooled this coming Saturday with all his crazy stuntmen putting together these outlandish promo bits. Just like he said, he's old and weary. His bones are brittle, but the fact is that it doesn't matter how sharp his mind is. That won't save him and it surely won't save his WoW championship. He says, "If you think the previous beating at my hands were bad then what he has in store for us is far worse."

Dick laughs then continues to speak.

Dick- Well if he doesn't remember, he's never given us a beating. Everytime we've met him in the ring, he was the one to be laying motionless after a Total Devastation!

Nester- Things are looking pretty bright for us, I'd say. Actually something else. Before I sent the Doc away, he pulled some strings to get me on Regis and Kelly, Friday before the show to hype our match. Well he wanted me to go on solo but I can't. The Nasty Dick Experience needs to be there, not just one of us. It's going to be a great opportunity to hype our match, no doubt about it.

Dick- Sounds good.

Dick and Nester shake hands as the camera fades to black.

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