Nasty Dick Experience arrive in Mobile, Alabama for Malice!

Nasty Dick Experience arrive in Mobile, Alabama for Malice!

The scene opens to a long shiny black limo pulling into the Mobile Civic Center parking lot. Swarms of fans surround the vehicle as it slowly creeps through the crowd. The camera focuses in on the license plate revealing the words "Gazinya" then the camera turns to see the thousands of fans screaming and holding up their Nasty Dick Experience merchandise. Soon the limo pulls up right besides the door as "Nasty" Nester DeFranco and Richard Gazinya make their way into the building with their tag team championships draped over their shoulders. Dick is dressed in a fine black Armani suit, with dark sunglasses as Nester wears ripped blue jeans and a "Your Momma!" black t-shirt. The duo make their way through the doorway of the arena as security holds back the screaming fans. The scene changes to the Nasties making their way down a long hallway to their locker room. They approach a door with the NDE logo on it and enter. Once they are inside, we can see Dr. Evan Williams sitting at a desk, dressed in a black suit and tie with his trusty steel breifcase in front of him.

Dr. Williams- It's finally time boys. Time for all these shenanigans to come to an end, a bitter end!

Dick reaches up and takes off his sunglasses slowly as Nester stands back acting cocky as ever with his tag team belt draped over his shoulder, chewing gum and leaning against the doorway.

Dick- It's put up or shut up! In a mere short couple hours Jarred Cathallion and Chad HarZy are going to be destroyed along with the whole New Generation name!

Nester- I can't believe those jokers are calling us has beens!

Dick- Jarred is a never was!

Nester- (laughing) Where does he get off talking like that about the longest reigning tag team champions that the WoW has ever seen? We're considered to be the best tag team of all time and these two young punks are going to go around talking like that. Uh uh, the Nasty Dick Experience is going to take care of them once and for all, then move on to bigger fish.

Dr. Williams- That's what we need to talk about guys. You see, everyone knows that Jarred and Chad don't stand a chance against you. Their only hope is a biased referee and a bunch of corrupt bookers.

Dick- Let me tell you something about B-Pac! He struts around here like he built this place. B-Pac may be a great competitor but if he thinks he's going to screw with the Nasty Dick Experience, he's got another thing coming. We WILL give him the beating of his life at Target Locked but if he steps out of line, he might just get that beating early.

Nester- I went down to that WHCH event to kick Smoke Dawgs ass but the building was locked up and the event was canceled. Smoke Dawg got lucky, but B-Pac won't be so lucky tonight!

Dr. Williams- No he won't, not if there's anything any of us have to say about it!

Nester- B-Pac goes around with his eleven dollar words coming out of his two dollar mouth, making stipulation after stipulation to screw the Nasty Dick Experience. It doesn't matter, these belts aren't leaving our shoulders and there isn't a damn thing B-Pac or anybody else can do about it.

Dick- Jarred is already a beaten man. He has his confidence shooting towards the moon and the great thing is, he really thinks he can beat me. There's no changing his mind, which is a good thing. That never was is going to have more than just bad memories about his mom when we're done with him. He's going to have Nasty Dick memories as twenty thousand plus chant "Dick-head" when we beat them in the center of the ring.

The three laugh as the scene changes to a clicp of Jarred and Chad HarZy's locker room. The camera focuses in on their name plate as we can hear some grunting noises. The camera aims down towards the floor only to find one of the midgets squatting down and shitting in front of their locker room. The other midget points and laughs as the scene fades to black.

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