The Nasty Dick Protein Blast Blimp set to debut at Gladiator!

The scene opens to an image of a large white blimp floating out in front of a wrestling arena back drop in a studio. On the blimp, the words "Nasty Dick Protein Blast" stand out in bold red letters for all the fans to see. As the camera zooms in, we can see who is behind the operations. It is none other than the Little Dick Experience, the midget duo behind past Nasty Dick Experience pranks and viginettes. The midgets wave down to the enhanced crowd as the camera's snap shots from different perspectives. As this is occurring, the midgets begin shaking up cans of Nasty Dick Protein Blast before spraying them down on the artificial crowd. The sound men pump in cheers as it appears they are coming to a close for this commercial. The blimp begins to be lowered until the Little Dick Experience climb out from a rope ladder. They walk off the set as the camera turns to a producer who is in talks with Dick Gazinya. Dick is dressed in a fine dark blue Armani suit, with a cleanly shaven head, a gold rolex, but still sporting a large bandage over his head. As Dick continues talking to the producer, the camera zooms in to listen in.

Dick- I want this commercial to really leave the fans guessing. I want a certain amount of hype, leaving everyone wondering what the real reasoning is behind the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp at Gladiator. We'll hype it as "keep your eyes in the sky" or something along those lines. We need the fans to be paying close attention the whole night on that blimp carrying the Little Dick Experience.

Producer- Well, it will be hard not to. After all those midgets are going to be dumping that Nasty drink all over the fans during the show.

Dick- There is nothing wrong with that. The fans love it! Hell, they dump it on themselves, it has become a big hit among our fans at live events.

The producer nods as Dick takes a seat on a couch nearby, awaiting the final product to be unveiled. As Dick sits there, Nester DeFranco bursts through the door wearing ripped blue jeans, a black "Nesterman" t-shirt with his hair tied back. He walks up to Dick and slaps him on the shoulder.

Nester- So how is this whole thing going?

Dick- Well I think they just need to put it together. The Little Dick Experience were gold in this commercial. It's going to go well beyond the hype come Gladiator.

Nester- All the Nasty Dick Experience fans are going to be expecting something big as they always do when pay-per-view comes around. This is going to be the biggest stunt to date and with all the hype around your return, what a better way to take the Gladiator tournament and go on to wrestle the WoW Heavyweight champion at Target Locked.

The producer walks in once more to unveil the final cut for the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp commercial, hypuing the Gladiator pay-per-view. He rolls the footage as on the screen a large white blimp with the words "Nasty Dick Protein Blast" floats over what seems like a huge WoW crowd. Pyro explodes in the arena as the fans all scream in anticipation of Richard Gazinya's return. The camera zooms in to see the Little Dick Experience, a couple of midgets behind the controls of the blimp. While one drives, the other sprays Nasty Dick Protein Blasts into the audience to a huge face pop. A narrator speaks during all the commotion. "Witness the return of legendary wrestling performer, Richard "Dick" Gazinya at the Molson Center in Monteal Canada for the WoW pay-per-view of all pay-per-views. Gladiator will be brought to you by the Nasty Dick Protein Blast and the unveilance of the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp. Keep your eye in the sky because there's more to this blimp than meets the eye. You've seen the stunts the Nasty Dick Experience has pulled off at countless pay-per-views in their careers, now witness the best of the best as "Iron" Dick Gazinya steps in the ring with the entire WoW roster to earn the privilage to face the WoW champion at Target Locked by winning the infamous Gladiator tournament upon his return." As the commercial comes to a close, the Gladiator logo appears at the bottom of the screen before it changes to a black screen with the words "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator" before the commercial ends. The camera now turns to the Nasty Dick Experience as they approve what they have just seen.

Dick- Now we're delivering the hype that the fans truly want to see. There's nothing anybody can do. This is what the fans want, they want to see Dick Gazinya make a triumphet return at Gladiator.

Nester- With all the recent problems in the WoW, it is likely. The departure of B-Pac, the resignation of Selena and Darren, along with half the roster dropping out due to these backstage politics. The Nasty Dick Experience is a sure win for Gladiator. This gives us the opportunity to really step it up. After all the WoW is in desperate need of new main eventers.

Dick- What are you talking about? We are already main eventers. Now it's time we main event pay-per-view after pay-per-view. The entire WoW roster is watching us. They don't want to be the ones to get in the ring with me upon my return. They want it to be someone else. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't matter if I draw number one or I get the last draw of the bunch. I'm going to win Gladiator and there isn't a thing my opponents can do, there isn't a thing the entire roster can do. What is that redneck Ichabod gonna stop me? I don't think so! We'll pull another one over their heads in grand fashion at the biggest pay-per-view to date. I am the Gladiator and the rest of the WoW roster will be surprised at what transpires on pay-per-view, there's no doubt about that.

Nester nods his head as the scene fades to black until the Nasty Dick Protein Blast Blimp appears on the screen with the Gladiator logo appearing near the bottom before the screen cuts out. Afterwards the words "Richard Gazinya Returns at Gladiator" appear at the bottom of the screen before the vigenette comes to a close.