Nester- In case all you supposed WoW superstar forgot, my name is "Nasty" Nester DeGoddamnFranco and I want you to all listen up.
Nester laughs for a moment then continues to speak after tieing his hair back.
Nester- Now that I got all your attention, I think it might be a good idea to address a few issues concerning all these "backstage politics" along with the upcoming Gladiator pay-per-view.
Nester whips a quarter at the camera screen with the flick of an eye. He laughs profusely before gaining his composure and once again speaking.
Nester- First off, what the hell is going on around here? First Darren fires Thomas, then Darren hires Thomas and B-Pac to take control of WoW while he leaves! (laughing) The entire Federation is upside down and we are only a week away from one of the biggest pay-per-views all year. The competition is dropping like flies. People are quitting and the odds are turning to the Nasty Dick Experience. Think about it, we have two people entered in this tournament and and what, is there only one other officially entered participant? Who, Ichabod? C'mon, that stupid redneck can't lace the boots of the Nasty Dick Experience! Sure more people are sure to enter Gladiator but how many? Hell, last week the Foxes planned to make their triumphet return to take the WoW tag team titles. Didn't happen, in all actuality, we kicked their ass so bad that they better be lucky that they weren't facing me and Dick! What ever happened to your tables, laders, and chairs match? Did you think you could slide out the back door so easily? Well that's ok by me, just eases up our competition for Gladiator. So B-Pac was thought to be gone, Selena is gone, Quatzalcoatl is history, all the newcomers are thinking twice about what they got themselves into. So what is really going on around here?
Nester takes his feet off from the desk and rests them on the floor as he leans foward.
Nester- You really want to know what happened? (laughing) Darren and Thomas two weeks ago, screw the Nasty Dick Experience out of the world heavyweight championship when we fought Brother Brimstone! Now it's obvious we had Brimstone's number and were on route to taking over this federation. No, no. Darren and Thomas decide to screw our chance and hold us down. Well we told you to stay out of our business! Well you didn't and you only get one warning. The Nasty Dick Experience along with the mastermind behind us as a unit, Dr. Evan Williams came up with a plan to inject the WoW with a lethal dose of Nasty Dick Poison. That's exactly what we did. First we tipped off some information to Quetzalcoatl and Selena about the booking plans of Brandon and Terry aka B-Pac and Smoke Dawg. Well suffice to say the latter of the two made a stink causing the entire roster into a stir. People quit, Darren jumps off a burning wagon and who is still here? That's right! The Nasty Dick Experience and a handful of hopefulls. We did what we said we would do, now we hope you all have realized the power we carry. There is more Nasty Dick Poisons to be injected into the WoW if these last few hopefulls don't step aside. So this is fair warning that the Nasty Dick Experience has taken over the WoW and with Dick Gazinyas triumphet return in the works, I think it's obvious that the winner of Gladiator will be a Nasty Dick Experience member!
Nester laughs then spits his gum into the camera before standing up and walking out of the room. Soon thereafter, the scene fades to black and the words "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator" appear on a blank screen>
