Dr. Williams- Look guys, we have to set up something big for this next Malice. After all, one of it's headlining matches features you guys putting the belts on the line against the New Generation. Here's what I have for an idea...
Nester cuts him off as he chews his gum with a grin on his face.
Nester- I have an idea. How about we don't give them any more exposure than they deserve. After all they should be reserved for Random Ruffhouse events for their lack of any charisma!
Dick- C'mon Nester, we want to help these kids. We need to give them that kind of exposure for the good of the WoW. I know they have a couple mouths on them but Chad HarZy and Jarred Cathallion are harmless.
Dr. Williams- If they are so harmless, why did Jarred pin you to the mat on Ruffhouse?
Dick sits up for a moment, pushing the young lady on his lap to the side.
Dick- I was giving that Jarred kid a little bit of ring experience. After all it was just Ruffhouse and I wanted to build his confidence so that our tag title match at Malice doesn't turn out to be a complete blow out.
Nester- You mean that you let Jarred take a win over you just to inflate his already swolen ego and give us an extra edge going into our title defense?
Dick- Not that we needed it but hey at least we can make it look like they are giving us a run for our money in the fans eyes.
Dr. Williams- Well Chad HarZy really wants to see what you guys can bring to the ring. They think they are far ahead in this thing.
Dick- Just building their confidence, that's all. Jarred and HarZy can't hold a candle to my abilities and they'll find out that's the truth when we meet them at Malice!
Dr. Williams- Jarred was hanging out at his old high school the other day gloating about his win over you at Ruffhouse, like it means something.
Dick- Yeah then that mommas boy Jarred complained about my interference in Nester's match. It was a Brutality rules match. If he had any balls he would have used that as an excuse to come out and get it on with the Nasty Dick Experience. But no, Jarred watches his soon to be teammate get stomped by the greatest tag team in WoW history. What is he going to do when we stomp HarZy right in front of him at Malice? Is he going to run away, these New Generation guys think they are something special. They can't even function as a team.
Nester- In case you two morons forgot, we are a well lubed machine. The Nasty Dick Experience is a tag team like no other and there is no way that you can stop the Dick-heads and the Nester-maniacs from kicking your ass all over Mobile, Alabama!
Dr. Williams- What is this New Generation all about anyways?
Nester- Just another stable for the Nasty Dick Experience to destroy. Shit they'll probably break up after we smash them into the ground in front of millions live on Malice.
Dick- After that we can make porn flicks with all the New Generations moms!
The entire crew laughs especially after the recent release of Dick's new video: Dick does Jarred's mom! The scene fades as a commercial for the new video airs after the Nasty Dick promo.
