"Nasty" Nester's Medicine Break!

The lights begin to dim in the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in Charlotte, North Carolina as a loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena. The fans all know that it is finally time for "Nasty" Nester DeFranco to make his first of three appearances tonight. They all run to the barriers and hold up their NDE signs as a roar of cheers deafens the sound among the sold out crowd. As "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed fully kicks in with the vocals, the Nesterman pushes through the curtain to a loud and powerful display of pyrotechnics. Nester is dressed in a torn pair of blue jeans, a black "Nester-Mania" t-shirt, his trademark leather jacket and his tag team championship belt. Nester walks from side to side on the ramp to test his pops. He continues his way to the ring where the ring crew has set up an elaborate set for tonights debut interview segment, featuring the Nesterman himself called "Nasty" Nester's Medicine Break. Nester climbs into the ring and climbs each turnbuckle, raising his championship high into the air for the fans to take pictures. Once he has saluted from all four corners, Nester grabs a microphone and takes a seat on the desk set up next to a black leather couch. Nester raises the microphone to his lips as the crowd get louder and louder with their "NDE" chants. Nester hushes the crowd and begins to speak.

Nester- Well since this is my new interview segment and it's called "Nasty" Nester's medicine break, I'll get this thing going by taking my medicine!

The crowd erupts as Nester reaches into his coat pocket to retrieve a medicine bottle which he pops the cap and dumps two pills into his hand. Nester looks to each of his sides as the Nester-maniacs cheer him on. He slings his hand back and tosses the pills past his shoulder. He raises the microphone once more.

Nester- Now that we got that out of the way, first thing is first! I've arranged for the Demon Chylde himself to join me on the very first installment of my show. After that, me and the biggest Dick-head of them all...

The crowd erupts by the mere mention of Richard Gazinya's name. Nester continues.

Nester- We're going to step in this very ring and defend our tag team titles to Rose and Deisiree! That's right by next week, you will all be seeing your two favorite divas getting dirty with the Nasty Dick Experience and the woman that made her return this past week, the lovely Cumiesha!

The crowd pops loudly as another "NDE" chant breaks out.

Nester- Following that, the Nesterman himself will come out for a third time and destroy every superstar that steps in my path at the Royal Rumble! You see whether it's Justin Payne, Rage, TormenT, Anarky, Desiree, or any other one of the newcoming hopefulls. You will all fall out one by one at the hands of Nestermania! I know what your all thinking. Well it's true, after I earn my shot at Target Locked for the world heavyweight championship at the grandaddy of them all my partner Dick Gazinya will be the man I face because after we take out Rose, Dick won't having any trouble showing Jarred Cathallion that he is the one responsible for his ego trip he's had in recent weeks! That's right! Dick did him a favor and he let it goto his head. Now...

Nester is suddenly interupted by the PA system as Jarred's music begins to play! "Life Of My Own" hits the arena as the WoWTron comes to life, showing scenes from various matches from Jarred's career in the WoW. Pyro erupts from the stage, filling it with smoke. Jarred walks out on the stage, stopping at its edge, staring at the ring. He then, very slowly, and methodically makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the pumped up crowd. Jarred walks the stairs and climbs between the ropes. He heads straight for Nester as the Nesterman chews his gum with a cocky grin. Nester raises the microphone and continues.

Nester- As I was saying, you let your ego take over. Who would ever believe you could actually beat Dick?

The crowd laughs for a moment until Jarred grabs Nester's hand carrying the microphone and pulls it to his mouth.

Jarred- Everyone knows I can beat Dick! I've done it before and I'll do it again. What makes you think you can stand out here and run you mouth a mile a minute?

Nester shows a look of disgust as he yanks the microphone from Jarred, interupting him.

Nester- This is my show, I'll be asking the questions. You just stand there and put on a pretty face for all my Nester-maniacs out there!

The crowd erupts as Nester continues,

Nester- What makes you think you can stand head to head with the NDE let alone Nova tonight? You've been walking around with a swelled head lately, I'm surprised you didn't learn a couple weeks back when the NDE gave you and your punk buddy, Chad HarZy the beating that you deserved!

Jarred quickly catches a microphone tossed to him by a ring crew member.

Jarred- Swelled head? I've done everything I've ever said I would do. Last week I beat Brother Brimstone and the week before me and Chad HarZy came within inches of taking yours and Dick's precious tag team titles. Now I say I'm going to make my way past Nova and next week i'm gonna beat Dick once more before I go on to take the WoW championship. As a matter of fact I hope you do win the Rumble tonight so I can get you in the ring all by myself and show you what Jarred Cathallion is all about!

Nester- There's no chance your going to walk into Target Locked as the number one contender. As a matter of fact that spot is reserved for the man that's gonna kick your ass next week, Dick Gazinya. After you blow the invitational it will be too late for you to get the other slot because the Nesterman is going to have it when he wins tonights Royal Rumble. You see it's going to be the Nester-maniacs versus the Dick-heads at Target Locked for the undisputed WoW championship. The Nasty Dicks are going to explode in Madison Square Garden and your not invited!

Jarred drops his microphone and boots Nester in the gut in a fit of rage. Nester's gum falls out of his mouth as Jarred nails the Soul Reaver! The crowd is going nuts at the commotion as Jarred signals for the Legendary End! He heads to the turnbuckle but the camera turns around to see Dick Gazinya running through the crowd. Dick is dressed in full wrestling attire and carries a "Dick-Head" foam head from the NDE merchandise catalog. He hops the barrier as Jarred stand on the top rope. Dick runs up onto the apron and smashes Jarred so he falls down to the mat. As Jarred lays holding his head, Dick stands perched on the top turnbuckle and quickly nails the Total Devastation frogsplash. Meanwhile Nester is back up and begins taking turns with Dick stomping Jarred in the back of the head. The crowd gets even louder as "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie blairs throughout the arena. Chad HarZy runs from behind the curtain in his street clothes, carrying a steel chair and heads directly towards the ring. Dick and Nester scury under the ropes as they grab their titles and head back up the ramp while Chad HarZy stands over Jarred protecting him from the NDE with the chair. Dick and Nester stop on the ramp and taunt Chad until he begins to kick over Nester's interview set. Nester starts to head back down the ramp but Dick holds Nester back as the camera switches to the ring where Jarred is now up and the both are challenging the NDE to bring it to the ring. Dick points to Jarred and says "You and Me" then pounds his fists. The NDE then head backstage as the show cuts to a commercial.