Dick watches in amusement as the camera continues to move around the room. We can now see Nester DeFranco playing pool with the Little Dick Experience. All of a sudden Nester snaps his pool stick as it appears he is arguing with the midgets over the game.
Nester- Which one of you little bastards cheated the Nesterman?
Nester begins waving his broken pool stick as the camera changes back to Dick who slowly removes his shades and places them in his jacket pocket. He begins to speak.
Dick- With all the support from my Dick-heads, Dick emerges victorious. Yes after a long hard fought match, I did what I said I would do and pinned Jarred Cathallion to the mat one, two, three. When I say hard fought I mean harder than keeping all these ladies from wiggling their pretty little asses in front of Dick.
Just as Dick finishes, a stripper aproaches Dick for a lap dance. Dick shrugs his shoulders and obliges.
Dick looks pleased as he slips a twenty dollar bill into the womans g-string. She looks pleased with the tip and gives Dick a big hug. From there it seems as if she is trying to pursuade him into going into a VIP booth. Dick shakes his head as Cumiesha comes strolling out of the back from her VIP dance.
Dick- How about you give her one instead?
Dick slips her a hundred dollar bill as the stripper grabs Cumiesha by the arm and takes her to the back.
Dick- As I was saying, Jarred you proved to be no slouch, hell you proved to match Dick very well but the fact remains that you still came up on the short end. Maybe next time we meet you can bring Demon Chlyde to the show and we can have some real fun! Now as I sit here celebrating my invitational win I have another challenge. Nova? Nova what? Nova Scotia? It doesn't matter what his name is, Nova a few weeks back you found out first hand what Dick Gazinya is all about. I came out and bashed your head in with my tag team title belt. I own you Nova and next Monday on Malice, if you don't already know it I will prove it when I step in the ring with you and bring my invitational record to an astounding 3-0!
Dick laughs for a moment then continues.
Dick- I don't care if you had a rough childhood on the hard streets of New York. I grew up in New York myself and no one ever dared cross paths with Dick. So you see, you didn't have it that hard Nova! You never walked into my hometown of Queens Bridge or you would already know what kind of trouble you've gotten yourself in, that is for sure! So now it looks like you might not even show up. After all, Rose left you bleeding internally like the little bitch that you are. Your condition is up in the air but if you think for one single second that you are going to get the courage to battle Dick in your condition you might want to think again. Your career may be on the line, your life may be on the line and if you come out next week on Malice I'm not going to be held responsible for what happens to you. I have a feeling that your going to pull something stupid. Your thinking in your head, I have no choice but to battle Dick this Monday. I can't back down and ruin my promising start here in the WoW. That's ok, I know you'll come with everything you got. I'd like to get the full Nova Scotia tour but it doesn't appear that you will be in any condition to pull that one out. Hell, if your not left with "NoVa-Caine" in your body before our match, you damn sure will be when I get done with you. I'll show you that I'm that much bigger, that much more talented, and that damn good. You won't measure up to Dick by any stretch of the imagination and and when Target Locked comes, you'll be able to say "Hey Dick really is that goddamn big!" That's right Nova, you'll be saying that from your hospital bed because it's already a lock for Target Locked! Dick is that damn big and after I prove it to you, I'll be proving it to Justin Payne when I claim the biggest prize in this sport, the WoW World Heavyweight Championship!
The camera turns to see Cumiesha returning from her VIP dance as she heads over to Dick. She hops on his lap in her clad, revealing clothes.
Cumiesha- I don't know how much more of this I can stand Dick. Maybe we should head out of here to be alone!
Dick turns to the camera and smiles. He turns back to Cumiesha and whispers into her ear. A bright smile comes from her face as she stands up and removes her clothes revealing a purple bikini. She rushes the stage as Dick turns back to the camera.
Dick- You see Nova, Dick makes the best out of every situation. That's what I'm going to do to you when I nail the "Gazinya Family Tree!" There is no running from Dick and there is no hiding from "Total Devastation!" When our match comes to an end, your going to have a very special appreciation for Dick. You might even go as far to say that you love Dick when everything is said and done!
Dick slips his shades back on as the camera turns to the stage. Cumiesha makes her way up the steps as all the men hoot and holler in excitement.
Cumiesha begins dancing as money is tossed onto the stage. Cumiesha swings on the pole as the scene cuts out and fades to black.
