Don't say Dick didn't warn you!

The scene opens to a large stack of weights moving up and down. The camera moves back to see Richard Gazinya laying on a weight bench, pressing the unbelievable amount of weight. Dick is dressed in just a pair of blue mesh shorts and white sneakers with a white towel hanging from the weight bar. He continues lifting as Dick's amazing physique appears to grow in front of our very eyes. He finishes the last rep and sets the bar up top and sits up. He grabs the towel and wipes off his head then turns to the camera.

Dick- NoVa, do you see what your bring on to yourself?

Dick stands up and flexes his muscles then smiles.

Dick- You want to pretend your one hundred percent for Malice? If that's what your going to say then that's how I'm going to treat you. I'm not going to hold anything back and as a matter of fact I'm going to give you an even worse beating for not excepting my original offer. You see NoVa, you had the chance. You could have had it all. The title match, Cumiesha, your health but your all caught up with your "Fat Paycheck" and the respect your are dying so hard to get. Well if you want respect, you've come to the wrong place. Try paying your dues, try wrestling night in and night out giving everything you got each and every night. Your new to the WoW and yet you think you can just walk in and win this thing. Your courage won't be enough and your ribs will not withstand "Total Devastation!" As for people thinking I'm an asshole like you said, I think it's more like they think I'm a Dick! I think the medication they were giving you is leaving you a little bit woozy but not as woozy as you will be when you meet Dick face to face and come to terms with not only your career but an internal injury that should keep you out of the match completely.

Dick turns around and puts another couple weights on the bar and sits back down on the bench. He looks back to the camera.

Dick- I'm not going to take it easy on you NoVa. This is your mistake for not backing down when you had the opportunity. Dick is getting bigger by the second and I'm going to throw you and your cracked ribs all over that ring come Malice. I started this thing off in the first round invitational by cracking you over the head with my tag team title belt. Rose smashed you like no one has ever seen last week and this week I'm going to finish the job in round three. I'm not going to be held responsible for my actions. You are going against doctors orders by stepping between those ropes with me and don't say Dick didn't warn you!

Dick lays back down and continues to lift the weights as the camera fades out to the flaming Nasty Dick Experience words before the segment comes to a close.