Dick- Now we're talking!
Dick and Nester each grab a heaping handfull and make their way to the counter. The clerk begins to ring them up as Nester tears open a Protein bar from the package. He takes a huge bite and smiles at the camera as a twinkle comes from his bright white teeth. Dick pulls off his shades and speaks.
Dick- These things must be better than the Protein shakes! You just dogged that thing.
Nester- I think they forgot to put the "Nasty" in the Nasty Dick Protein Bars! These things are good!
Dick- ...And healthy too!
Meanwhile a rush of Nasty Dick fans rush into the store. Nester and Dick jump as if they are afraid of being mobbed. Instead the crowd of fans heads to the Nasty Dick Protein Bar display. Nester nods his head with a grin, then begins a food fight by throwing the Nasty Dick bars around the store. Quickly, Dick and the rest of the fans are all involved in a huge Nasty Dick Protein Bar free for all until Nester goes to the Nasty Dick Protein Blast shake machine. He pours a cup with his picture on it and speaks as protein bars fly from all directions.
Nester- Why don't you wash your Protein Bars down with a Nasty Dick Protein Blast!
Nester tosses the shake at the screen as it covers the lens and ends the commercial. The scene changes to the Nasty Dick Expereince and Dr. Evan Williams in the office as they have just viewed the commercial. Dick is dressed in a fine suit while Nester wears his new "NDE=Ratings, You Don't" t-shirt and blue jean shorts.
Dr. Williams- That was golden. These Nasty Dick Protein bars are the perfect compliment to the rest of the Nasty Dick merchandise line and the Nasty Dick Protein Blasts! You guys have done it again!
Dick shakes his head then speaks.
Dick- That's nothing compared to my new movie, Dick-Ache! C'mon, these protein bars are geared for the kids.
Nester- Thats's true Dick but the fact remains, the Nasty Dick Experience has many fans in all genres and we have to appeal to them all!
Dr. Williams- Well said Nester! Now for next week, you've gotten your wishes. You get to carry on the tradition and defend those tag team belts just like you wanted!
Dick and Nester laugh in amusement.
Dick- I'm surprised Ichabod took you seriously Nester when you said he might as well give Rose and Desiree a shot at our belts.
Nester- It was a joke, but that's ok. I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those two and wrestling around for a bit.
Dick- You know that gives me a great idea. How about we see if these ladies are up for a special stipulation?
Dr. WIlliams- This is already considered an invitational match as well as a tag team title match. What else could you want?
Dick chuckles for a minute before revealing his stipulations.
Dick- Since you two ladies must be dying to get your hands on Dick, what do you say if you lose to us, you both participate in my next movie?
Nester- Wow! That's a great idea!
Dr. WIlliams- No wonder you are a ratings machine! The Dick-heads will love it!
Dick- Of course that means that we need to let them make up a stipulation for if we lose, although that just won't happen!
Nester- Who knows how Rose and Desiree will take this. This is groundbreaking!
Dick- I'd like to think that the Nasty Dick Experience goes where no team has gone before! We break all the rules and rewrite them. This should be an entertaining way for me to pass the time as I wait to see the outcome of Jarred's match and that new guy, Nova! After all my whole plan is to meet Jarred the following week and prove to him once and for all that I gave him a rub and allowed him to move up the ladder here in the WoW! That's something he still hasn't realized.
Dr. WIlliams- You guys make great TV! Sure Ichabod thinks he's punishing you guys for not fighting at the end of your match but face it, the Nasty Dick Experience is the greatest force in tag team wrestling. These ladies are way over their head and if they decide to except your offer, they might just...well you know!
Dick- What? Find out that they truly do love Dick?
Dr. Williams- Exactly!
The three laugh as Nester reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Nasty Dick Protein Bar. Nester tears open the package and takes a huge bite and smiles to the camera as a twinkle shines off his gleaming white teeth. Afterwards the scene fades to black.
