Nester- You know, it's great to be getting back to action here in the WoW. I have to admit, it was nice to take a few weeks off. I'm sure all you Nestermaniacs and Dick-o-holics have been wondering what your heroes have been up to in the wake of the WoW's absence from television. Well let me tell you, we have been busy. The Nasty Dick Experience just finished working with the E! network on the Nasty Dick Experience, True Hollywood story. Be sure to check your listings as it should be airing very soon! Beyond that, the Nasty Dick Inc. has expanded beyond Nasty Dick Protein shakes and have been working diligently on a new protein supplement, that in the form of a protein bar. Be sure to keep your eyes out in your local stores and be on the lookout for our new Nasty Dick Protein Bar commercial which will be airing on all major networks in the near future!
Nester turns around to see Dick and the ladies getting frisky in the hot tub. Nester grins and shakes his head. He turns back around and continues to speak.
Nester- Now that we got that out of the way, I think the Nasty Dick Experience needs to address some very important issues here in the WoW. First off, there is word of an invitational tournamant with all the controversy concerning WoW Intercontinental champion, Justin Payne and WoW Heavyweight champion, Ichabod. As far as I'm concerned, I could care less about the tournament. As far as I'm concerned you can shove that tournament straight up your ass!
Dick looks up and yells across the room!
Dick- Fuck their invitational tournament!
Nester- As I was saying the Nasty Dick Experience will not be taking part in this so called invitational tournament. As a matter of fact the Nasties plan on continuing their reign as the longest reigning champions in the WoW. So, I bet your all wondering how that falls into play with my match against Rage next Monday on Malice, along with Dick's match with Hellz Gaurdian. Simple! With us going on our fourth straight month as tag team champions, we want it to be known that we are the fightingest champions of all time. That's why we've decided that we care nothing about meaningless singles matches with those two. Lets make some great TV you guys. Lets face it, you two are highly unlikely to get along after your brutality match on the last Malice. You two teaming up would be great for ratings. So let's say you two try to put your differences aside and team up this Monday. Lets make it a tag team affair. Don't you boys worry, your going to get something for your trouble of facing the most dominant team of all time, oh yes. You'll get a shot at the greatest prize in all of tag team wrestling, the WoW Tag Team Championships!
Nester smiles as the camera turns to Dick who is getting out of the hot tub with the ladies. They dry off as Dick makes his way over to the camera.
Dick- You guys have nothing to lose. Take us up on the offer and we'll make you stars.
Nester- I don't know if we can make a star out of that Hellz Gaurdian guy.
Dick- Sounds like he's spent a little too much time in the create a character mode in Smackdown 3 for Playstation 2!
Nester- Isn't that copyright infringement?
Dick- It should be, but who cares! That unoriginal bitch will get what he has coming this Monday on Malice and Rage will get his to!
Nester- That guy is doomed for the midcard! I don't think he has any other choice but to accept our match. They have nothing to lose. They have everything to gain. First you got the chance to both be made stars on the highly anticipated Malice relaunch and then you got our titles on the line.
Dick- Whoa, don't go that far. Sure we'll make them stars and we'll give them that quality TV time they are so hungry for but don't think for one second you can take these belts from around our waists.
Meanwhile, the three lovely ladies that were in the hot tub with Dick return in bikinis, carrying the WoW tag team championship belts. One hands a belt to Dick as another hands it to Nester. Both drape their titles over their shoulders and stare into the camera as Dick begins to speak.
Dick- I know you two will accept our offer. Don't be shy, the Nasty Dick Experience is always up for a challenge but be warned, we don't lose a tag team challenge and our records show that Malice is our yard. That is where superstars become legends, and this Monday you two Dick-heads are going to fall victim to the double simultanious Total Devastation frogsplash, curtousy
of the Nasty Dick Experience. We have even come up with a name for that totaly devistating move...The Nasty Dick Explosion! Then when you two bozos are sitting at home with your ice packs on your head, you can watch the E! True Hollywood story of the Nasty Dick Experience!
Nester pats his championship belt as the two laugh. Two of the ladies grab Dick by his arms as one blond sits on Nesters lap. The Nasties laugh at the screen until it fades to black.
