Dick- When are we going to be on Nester?
Nester- I bet they are saving us for last. After all, we are the WoW tag team champions. I wouldn't be surprised if they were just trying to get all the other guests out of the way so they can have a good long segment with the Nasty Dick Experience!
Dick nods his head as a knock on the dressing room door is heard. Dick opens the door to find a young lady with a headset on. Dick removes his sunglasses as he stares at the pretty lady.
Dick- Hey there princess. What do you say about Dick?
The woman smiles and speaks.
Woman- Actually I came to tell you that your on in three.
She turns to walk out the door as Dick slaps her on the ass. She jumps a little and turns around with a huge grin on her face as Dick and Nester laugh. From there, the scene changes to out on the set as Regis anounces the WoW tag team champions, the Nasty Dick Experience.
Regis- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a couple fellow New Yorkers, the WoW tag team champions, Richard Gazinya and "Nasty" Nester DeFranco, the Nasty Dick Experience!
Regis and Kelly stand and clap their hand as the Nasty Dick Experience make their way out on stage carrying their championship belts. The crowd goes into chants of "NDE, NDE" as Dick and Nester shakes Regis' hand and each kiss Kelly's hand. They have a seat on some bar stools as the crowd has still been reluctant to calm down. Dick waves to a fine looking lady in the front row as Regis interupts him.
Regis- What? Do you know her? What going on around here?
Dick- Oh no, she's just another "Dick-head" if you know what I mean!
Regis- Oh I hear you. Now I've been watching the WoW ever since it started back up a few months ago. I've had all the big names on here. I've had the Hulkster, I've had the Macho man, I've had Stonecold Steve Austin, you name them, they've been here. Now we got you guys. A new breed of superstars. The Nasty Dick Experience, how about it?
The crowd erupts as Regis looks over to Kelly.
Regis- What do you think? They aren't as scary as you thought, are they?
Kelly- No actually they seem pretty nice. I just don't know about their name.
Regis- C'mon, they are entertainers, and more than just wrestlers although they make pretty damn good wrestlers if you ask me. So how about it guys? Tomarrow night, big opportunity for you guys as you face the WoW heavyweight champion of the world in a handicap match for the title! What a way to main event a show. What about that Brother Brimstone character? He's something else, pretty scary if you ask me!
Nester- Oh, he's nothing to worry about! Sure he has some great viginettes and some great stuntmen working to make his promos stand above the rest but really, Brother Brimstone? C'mon he doesn't fit in with the new breed of superstars. He's old, his gimmick is lame, and the fans just don't take him seriously. What the fans want to see is the Nasty Dick Experience! Tell him Dick!
Dick reaches up and removes his sunglasses. He drops them in his jacket pocket and begins to speak.
Dick- The way I see it is we're two finely tuned athletes. We're the best tag team in the business. We work out day in and day out. Whether it's in the gym or on the set making a new movie, I get the workout that keeps me in the shape that I'm in today. This match at Malice tomarrow night is right up our alley. It's not a singles match! It's us tag teaming against the champion and we don't hold the tag team titles for nothing. We are the best at tag team wrestling, so Brother Brimstone is going to be sadley mistaken when he looks over us in his plans to retain his title.
Regis- Let's show them a clip of your opponent!
The scene cuts to a video of recent clips involving Brother Brimstone. On the screen the video show the time on Malice when the big eight man tag team match took place. Amidst all the confusion, Dick Gazinya leaps off the top turnbuckle with a "Total Devastation" frogsplash on the champion. He drags the Dr. Evan Williams over to Brimstone as he makes the cover and wins the match. The camera switches to a shot of the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron on last weeks Malice presentation. As the match continues, the camera cuts to the ending where Dick and Nester simultaniously give double "Total Devastation" frogsplashes! They make the cover and are seen celebrating over the champion! The scene cuts back to the set where Regis looks stunned.
Regis- Man did you see that? You guys are like machines! If you can beat this Brother Brimstone character and his partner in that fashion none the less, how can he think he can take you alone? Makes no sense to me!
Nester- It makes no sense to anybody. Everyone is backing the Nasty Dick Experience this Saturday in Atlanta, Georgia and who can blame them? People tune in to be entertained, not put to sleep by a remake of the Inferno, if you know what I mean.
Regis- I hear you.
Dick- You see tomarrow is a big night for the WoW! A lot of new face are going to show up and a lot of the current superstars are getting an opportunity. After all, tomarrows show is dubbed "Night of Opportunity!"
Nester- It's the night for opportunity for a lot of people! We never asked for this match but I can honestly say that tomarrows match just might have the highest stake involved in this sport! That championship is what everyone in this business works for! We may be content with holding the tag team titles and being referred to as the "Greatest tag team of all time" but why not be considered as the best period. That's really what tomarrow is all about.
Regis- So I hear you have a new product on the market. A protein drink, called the Nasty Dick Protein Blast! Sounds pretty disgusting to me. Do you want to try it Kelly?
Kelly shakes her head no.
Kelly- That's nasty!
Nester- Exactly!
Regis- Now you guys actually spray them out into the audience. Then when you beat your opponents, you pour these thing in their mouths. What attitude you guys must have!
Nester- Well it's really a treat for the fans. You see that's really what we're all about! We like to get the audience involved. We want them to get their money's worth!
Regis- Well, I'm going to give one of your Nasty Dick Protein Blasts a try!
Regis reaches under his table and pulls out a box of Nasty Dick Protein Blast. Nester and Dick laugh as the crowd is getting very enthusiastic. Regis pulls out a can and pops the top. He takes a big gulp as his eyes open very wide. He spits the drink onto the floor and yells!
Regis- OH MY! That's NASTY!
Regis reaches for a tissue to wipe his face. He take a sip of coffee and directs his attention back to the Nasties!
Regis- Unbelievable! This stuff sells to, doesn't it?
Nester- Yeah it's quite the hot seller at the live events! The fans pick up a box of these and have a field day when we come out! You know it's really a great spectacle. Just like it is when we get in the ring! The Nasty Dick Experience is gaining exposure like nothing before and we'd like to thank you for having us on the show to promote out match!
Regis- It sounds like you two are ready to go! Hold on a minute!
Regis reaches back under the table and pulls out the new Nasty Dick Experience t-shirt. He shows the front and back, then tosses it to the audience.
Dick- There's nothing like the feeling of seeing half the audience wearing your t-shirt! I'll tell you it's quite the rush.
Regis- Ok guys! It was great to have you on here. I hope we can get you back on real soon. Maybe you can toss condoms out to the audience or something!
Dick smiles and reaches into his coat pocket. He pulls out a long strand of rubbers and begins to tear them off individually and toss them to the crowd.
Regis- Man, you guys are something else! Anyways, tomarrow night, WoW presents Malice, "Night of Opportunities!" Check your local tv schedules and watch the Nasty Dick Experience take on Brother Brimstone for his WoW championship in the main event! Should be something else! Again thanks guys for coming down here and we're all looking fowards to seeing you tomarrow night on WoW Malice!
Dick and Nester stand up and shake Regis' hand then salute the audience as they make their way backstage as the scene fades to black!
