Nester- I've got it! How about we call it "Nasty" Nester's medicine break?
The Doc looks up from his desk with a confused look.
Dr. Williams- What about the Rumble?
Nester- Don't worry Doc, I've got the Rumble under control. After me and Dick get done defending our coveted tag team belts, I'm going to go out there and win that Rumble so me and Dick can go on to Target Locked to face each other as the NASTY DICKS EXPLODE!
The Doc looks shocked.
Dr. Williams- Oh my god! That is unbelievable!
Nester- Imagine the hype! The greatest tag team of all time and current WoW tag team champions facing off for the biggest prize in the game at the biggest pay-per-view of the year. There can be no other way! This will be beyond mainstream, this will be a way of life!
Dr. Williams- Hold on a minute. Did you forget to take your medicine? A way of life? You've lost it Nester. Sure the ratings would be phenominal and the fans would just eat it up but a way of life?
Nester- Yeah, that's where this whole "Nasty" Nester's medicine break is going to come into play. You see starting this Monday on Malice, the world is going to be introduced to the debut of my new interview segment show. This is going to be revolutionary! You wait and see Doc! "Nasty" Nester is going to take his medicine this Monday on Malice, the only thing left is to find my first guest!
A knock is heard at the door then pushed open as Richard Gazinya strolls in wearing a tan Armani suit and dark sunglasses with his cleanly shaven head.
Dick- So what did you guys come up with?
Dr. Williams- Apparently Nester wants to do his own interview segment on Malice!
Dick- That sounds like a great idea Nester. It will be a great outlet to get our future angles off the ground. Did you come up with a catchy name yet?
Nester- "Nasty" Nester's medicine break. We're going to have a whole setup just like the Doc's office!
Dick- That's good news, but I have even better news. My new movie "Dickinator 14" just set a new all time record for first day sales! What do you gotta say about that?
Nester- Awesome! I'm just waiting to hear back from Rose and Desiree to see if they are in on our special stipulation! If anything, that would be a blockbuster!
Dick- They just have to give us the word because it's not like we are going to lose! As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if those two ladies lost on purpose just to get a shot in one of my movies! (laughing)
Nester- I know they want in. Besides that we have got to come up with a guest for the first show!
Dick- How about you interview that greaseball Jarred Cathallion? Since it looks like I'll be facing him next week!
Dr. Williams- Don't forget about the Nasty Dick Protein Bars! That commercial you guys did is recieving rave reviews and we've got lots more projects on the way. Also they are in the works on doing the final touches to the Nasty Dick Experience's E! True Hollywood Story!
Dick- Things are getting busy. I've got offers coming from every which direction. I just got a letter asking me to host Saturday Night Live! Now if that isn't mainstream enough for all my Dick-heads, I don't know what is!
Dr. Williams- This is great. The hype is there, now all you two have to do is win from here on out. Nester, you have got to take this Rumble! There's no other way! Dick you have to win the invitational and Target Locked will be set! It will be "Nasty" Nester DeFranco versus Dick Gazinya, the Nasty Dicks Explode! Imagine the publicity!
Nester- Dammit we're good and I haven't even taken my medicine!
Dick chuckles before opening his mouth.
Dick- Your gonna have to this Monday because it's going to be "Nasty" Nester's medicine break and we're going to have a little fun with Jarred, that is if he has the balls to take you up on your offer.
Nester- He better or I'm gonna have to get Rose and Desiree on there and get our movie started a little early! (laughing)
All three laugh as the scene fades to black.
