Ralph Lillard- Ladies and gentlemen, another edition of WoW Monday Malice is upon us. Many questions are left unanswered and many new questions have come about. The WoW champion Richard Gazinya has turned away all reporters up until now. Obviosly not wanting to be bothered after his spectacular performance, teaming with B-Pac to up end the team of Max Payne and Adam Lax, Dick Gazinya has now agreed to speak to yours truly about tonights happenings.along with his thoughts on what president Darren has in store for him.
Ralph turns and knocks on the door. He waits a few moments with no answer and knocks again. Before Ralph can finish, the door opens and there stand Dick's little brother, Rod Gazinya in a crystal white Armani suit. Rod smiles to the camera as he puts his arm up on Ralph's shoulder in a sarcastic, yet cocky manner.
Rod- Ralph Lillard, long time no see...the last time I saw you, you were interviewing me before my match when I teamed with the Nesterman to defend the WoW championships against the Foxes!
Ralph slowly pulls away from Rod as he begins to speak.
Ralph Lillard- It sure has been some time. You've come a long way but the reason I came here was to see Dick..er..talk to Dick. By any chance is he in there?
Rod pats Ralph on the back and nods his head. He opens the door and creeps in the locker room then closes the door once again. Ralph stands by, waiting for the door to open once again. Once it does, Ralph is shocked as the big seven foot Gazinya, "Big" Frankie ducks underneath the doorway and stands by with his arms crossed. Ralph begins to tremble as he brings the microphone up to his lips.
Ralph Lillard- Frankie Gazinya...good to see you. What can I do for you?
Frankie- You know Ralph, I just couldn't help but to come out here and see what all the commotion is about. There must be plenty of talk going around after the impact the Gazinya's had on Malice tonight.
Ralph Lillard- Impact you did...at the start of the broadcast you made an example out of WoW newcomer, Tim Gorden and by the end of the show, you and Rod did the same to a WoW mainstay, Sweat Cheapshots...not too shabby!
Frankie smiles as he begins to adjust Ralph Lillard's collar and tie. Ralph begins to shake until "Big" Frankie pats him on the shoulder and speaks.
Frankie- Well, let me go get the champ...
Frankie makes his way inside the locker room as he closes the door behind him. As Ralph waits, we can hear some commotion behind the door until the door swings open. There stands the WoW heavyweight champion, the one and only Richard Gazinya, still in his wrestling gear with his WoW championship drapped proudly over his shoulder. Dick gives the camera a grin then turns to Lillard.
Dick- Well if it isn't WoW employee, Ralph Lillard? How are things?
Ralph Lillard- Well...
Dick- Don't even bother answering, I know what's going on. You want to know what the big deal is about next weeks card. Ever since Darren returned, he's been hell bent on ending the NDE. First, the stunt he pulled on me at Target Locked with Cheaphots, then that ridiculous biography of Nester. What surprises me the least is that two timing jezabell Selena has been going along with this since the get go. Selena knew she couldn't take out the Nesterman so she had Cheapshots do it for her. Be real proud Selena with your European title. You know as well as anyone that you didn't earn it and you don't deserve it! The only thing I can tell you is that when Nester DeFranco comes back, you better hide low. The beating he gives you sunshine is gonna be worth the price of admission itself. Now, Ralph Lillard...you want to know, is this the end of the Nasty Dick Experience?
Ralph Lillard- That is a good question...the NDE has been the staple of the WoW tag team division since you guys came here. Next Monday on Malice it seems as though those might just be the last days of your title run.
Dick gives a concerned look but then laughs it off and speaks.
Dick- The Nasty Dick Experience has been the staple of tag team wrestling all over the world! We've held those titles for the better part of six months and this isn't the end of it by a long shot! Sure the deck is stacked, sure the prez is out to get some of Dick but the fact remains that I'm still two steps ahead of the owner of this company! Cheapshots may think he's the dirtiest player in the game and Darren may think he's got all the answers but "Slippery" Dick Gazinya has other plans! You can stack the deck all you want Darren! It isn't going down like that and I can "gauranDicktee that for sure!
Ralph pulls the microphone from Dick's mouth to ask another question.
Ralph Lillard- President Darren has made this tag team title match against Sweat Cheapshots and Selena quite lopsided.
Dick- Yeah, Darren has his special hand picked partner for me. That's great, it's not like he's fooling anyone. I know whoever he's got isn't there to help me. An idiot could see it, Darren wants to screw Dick and that's just the way it is. Well I'm the WoW heavyweight champion, I'm the best in this business and I'll whip everyone of your "Dick Smokin" asses if I have to. Darren, your walking on thin water! You can't out think or out class "Slippery" Dick Gazinya! So keep planning whatever you got in store for me because I know how much you love Dick! Just keep it coming and I'll mow down everyone that you throw my way!
Again, Ralph asks another question.
Ralph Lillard- Well due to the whole nature of everything that has gone on, you have brought in the Gazinya boys. Some presence they made tonight. In fact, I think they made themselves well feared but I'm not sure that they will do the same to the president.
Dick- Let me ask you a question Ralph...you work for Darren right?
Ralph nods.
Dick- Well Richard Gazinya and the "Gazinya Family Tree" doesn't! Why don't you go catch up to Darren and deliver him a message? Go tell that conniving "Dick-Head" that I'm gonna be at Malice and I'm going to wreck his plans just like a wrecking ball. You tell him, this isn't over until it's over and in the end Darren will not only respect Dick, not only will he love Dick but, he will get "Dicked!"
Dick turns and walks back in the locker room and slams the door as Ralph turns to the camera.
Ralph Lillard- As always, an intense Dick Gazinya...I can only wonder what he has in store for Malice! I'm Ralph Lillard, back to you.
The scene fades to black after Lillard's cue.
