Dick arrives to Philadelphia!<title> </head> <center><img src="http://geocities.datacellar.net/phil18ny/richardgazinya.jpg"></center> <h1><center><font face="comic sans ms"><font color=gold>Dick arrives to Philadelphia!</h1><p> <h4><font face="century gothic"><font color=white>The scene opens inside a glamorous hotel room. We can see the Gazinya Family all standing by including "Little" Rod Gazinya, "Big" Frankie Gazinya, and the WoW Heavyweight champion Richard Gazinya all decked out in a platinum gold Armani suit. Dick paces around back and forth constantly looking at his watch. Suddenly, the door swings open and in comes the "Good Doctor" Evan Williams dragging the two midgets by the back of their shirts. The Doc shoves the midgets to the ground as Dick looks up.<p> <font color=red>Dick- What the hell is going on?<p> <font color=white>The Doc reaches into his coat pocket and retrieves a couple joints.<p> <font color=orange>Williams- I caught these two smoking the wacky weed...they were supposed to be busy getting valuable information!<P> <font color=white>Dick gives a look as if he is being annoyed. He shakes his head and looks down to midget #1.<p> <font color=red>Dick- Well what did you find out? Who's going to be Darren's choice?<p> <font color=white>The midgets giggle as midget #2 walks up to Dick. Dick bends down as the midget whispers in his ear. Finally, Dick stands up with a grin.<p> <font color=red>Dick- Is that so? Well if that isn't a surprising bit of news.<p> <font color=white>A door is heard closing as Cumiesha comes walking out, looking lovely as ever. Dick picks up his world title and hands it to Cumiesha then reaches for the WoW tag team championships, snapped together and draps them around his neck. Dick looks up to everyone in the room and speaks.<p> <font color=red>Dick- Well then, a different change of events. I don't think we'll be needing you two tonight. You officially have the night off.<p> <font color=white>Rod and Frankie shrug their shoulders and nod their heads.<p> <font color=red>Dick- Come on Cumiesha, I have the tag team titles to defend.<P> <font color=white>Dick takes Cunmiesha's hand and escorts her out the door. The Gazinya's and the Doc look on in question as Dick closes the door. The scene changes to outside the hotel room as Dick and Cumiesha enter a black 69' Corvette and speed off down the street. The scene fades and comes back into focus at the arena as we can see the same Corvette pulling into the back lot entrance of the Philadelphia Spectrum. We see the two get out as a storm of photographers snap pictures. The scene changes to inside the arena as the audiene all hit their seats. Pantera's "Walk" blairs over the speakers sending the fans right back up as if they did not expect the champ. Dick comes walking out with the WoW tag team titles still snapped together, draped over his neck as Cumiesha follows holding the WoW championship folded up in her arms. Fans begins to storm the arena to find their seats as we can see many fights break out during the confusion. Dick slides into the ring and calls for a mic to be tossed to him as Cumiesha waits outside. The Champ paces back and forth, circling the ring trying to decide where to start. He stops pacing and backs up a couple steps and looks to the crowd.<p> <font color=red>Dick- It's been some time since I've been to Philly!<p> <font color=white>The crowd all cheer for the champ.<P> <font color=red>Dick- Yeah some time it has been. Well things have changed alot since that time. Since the last time I came here I wasn't the world champion, oh no...but, I was one half of the WoW tag team champions!<P> <font color=white>The crowd erupts with a chant of "Dick, Dick, Dick!"<p> <font color=red>Dick- Well a lot of people expect me to lose these tag team titles tonight! Yeah, the odds are stacked and yes, I'm here going at it alone. The one thing above all that is that I know who my partner is tonight!<P> <font color=white>The crowd completely explodes as a "Nester" chant breaks out.<p> <font color=red>Dick- No, no...it ain't the "Nesterman!" But, now I can see why Selena and Cheapshots were so worried he's screw things up...well beacuase he is a screw up! I'm at the top of my game and what more could I want than to whip some ass right here in Philly?!!<P> <font color=white>The crowd erupts as the cameras pan through the audience showing many "NDE-4-Life" signs. The cameras go back to the ring.<P> <font color=red>Dick- You know, I've sat back all week thinking that I was in for it..hell Darren has been trying to screw me since Target Locked! Yeah, they're trying to take everything and they think that they are going to end the NDE's six month title reign! Well, Cheapshots and Selena are going to find out a little something different...Nester ain't here but back when I was out, what did Nester do? He went out and found a partner and defended the tag team titles just like I'm going to be doing tonight!<P> <font color=white>Screams deafen the arena as Dick pauses to let the crowd calm down a bit.<P> <font color=red>Dick- Well seeing how I know who my partner is and...no, no. You don't want me to spoil this for you, trust me! This one is covered but there is a few things I need to address! First thing, Selena! Listen here, I'm the WoW heavyweight champion! I'm the best this business has to offer and you have the nerve to run around saying I have a crush on you? That's what you tell all of your opponents! That's all you've got, well listen honey...I don't want to be your boyfriend and I definetely don't want to be your friend! You spit your eleven dollar word out of your two dollar mouth like it means Dick! Speaking of Dick, I doubt you've had any lately..that's why you've been fixing to get in the ring with me! So here it is, you got your chance...and I'm "Slippery" Dick Gazinya so I'm gonna throw you another curve ball! Your so confident? Just like you ran from the Nesterman, lets see you run from Dick...if you lose tonight, at King Karnage you have to participate in a wet t-shirt contest! No backing out hun, this match is dedicated to the Nesterman and you will get hosed down by Dick at King Karnage, that is if your really that confident...so you let me know before the night is over and you'll be all good to go!<P> <font color=white>Dick pauses as the crowd roars with approval. Dick nods his head as he raises his microphone.<p> <font color=red>Dick- Now, the Cheap 1! You are the cheapest player in the game..I'll give you that! I hear you run your mouth worse than a girl! Hell, worse than Selena! You run around like you got your "Dick" cut off telling everyone that I've followed you around, that I'm not the real deal! You never faced me before because you were scared...the only way you can do it is when the odds are stacked, when your on Darren's side! Well your gonna get a little taste of Dick tonight before King Karnage! The only thing is that after I whip your ass, Selena's ass and president Darren's ass, your going to realize that you have no chance at King Karnage! I'm going to take you out Cheapo, I'm going to take you out hard! It may not be tonight but King Karnage, I've got your number! I've always said I'm two steps ahead of you all and tonight, I prove it! The Nasty Dick Experience is alive and well! The NDE isn't going anywhere's and the tag team championships aren't going anywhere's! They are staying right here in the Gazinya camp because you guys are all...<P> <font color=white>The crowd all yell in unison...""NDE-4-Life!" Dick smiles as he drops the mic. His music hit as he salutes the crowd and poses with his title belts. 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