Tag Team Championship match!

Tag Team Championship match!

The scene opens as a commercial for next weeks WoW Malice airs on a large television screen. The announcer goes through the card, announcing three big title matches including the Nasty Dick Experience going up against the Foxes for the WoW tag team championships! The screen goes to footage of the masked men winning the three team elimination match to earn their shot at the titles. Afterwards they show where the masked men removed their masks to reveal that they are indeed Prez Darren and VP Thomas. From there, clips of the main event match featuring the Nasty Dick Experience going up against Brother Brimstone for the WoW world heavyweight championship. The footage switches to the ending where Darren and Thomas emerged from the back to distract the Nasties causing them the match. From there two mask men make their way to ringside and reveal themselves to be the Foxes! WoW announcers go off on a tangent talking about whether or not the Foxes are legitimately considered the number one contenders since Prez Darren and VP Thomas won the three way elimination match. Suddenly a hand with a remote reaches out to click the tv off. The camera turns to see "Iron" Richard Gazinya standing with a grin wearing black windbreaker pants and a "Dick-head" t-shirt.

Dick- The Foxes huh? It doesn't matter if they are worthy of a shot at our belts or not. The Nasty Dick Experience doesn't care who they have to go through although we sure wouldn't mind getting our hands on the Prez and VP Thomas. Actually they are officially the number one contenders. So how about it boys? After we get past the Foxes, how about you two pantywastes step up to the plate and face the greatest tag team to ever grace a ring, period?

Dick laughes for a moment as he walks out of the room. Dick looks at the camera and speaks.

Dick- Of course you won't accept! You'll throw every team you can find our way in hopes of dethroning us. Well, we'll mow them all down. We'll beat everyone there is to beat and when they stop coming, you Prez Darren and VP Thomas are going to be the one the Nasty Dick Experience will be looking for.

Dick continues to walk as he makes his way through a beautiful plate glass door out to the balcony. He leans over it for a second and looks back to the camera.

Dick- I don't know a lot about Foxes but what I do know is they are in for a long hard fall when they get in the ring with the Nasty Dick Experience, just like everyone who has ever stepped in our way.

Out of nowhere, Nester DeFranco appears behind the glass door. He makes his way through, carrying a long neck. He stops when he sees the camera and spits at it, leaving a long gross goober dangling from the lens.

Dick- Ooh, that's Nasty!

Nester- (laughing) You see, the WoW is going to be a different place from here on out. Whether Prez Darren likes it or VP Thomas likes it. They will learn to live with the fact that they messed with the Nasty Dick Experience. Oh, it's not going to be pretty I can guarantee that. Just like that loogy hanging from the camera screen, anybody who dares get involved with the Nasty Dick Experience will be left dangling without anywhere to go but down, where the Nasties leave all their opponents! As for the Foxes, your nothing compared to the greatest tag team of all time. Sure you had your glory days but that's all but over with. The Nasty Dick Experience hasn't even reached it's glory days. We've been too busy putting wrestling promotions out of business. So be warned boys, if you make the wrong move, it will be your organization that crumbles. Crumbles from a lethal dose of Nasty Dick poison!

The Nasty Dick Experience laugh as the screen fades to black.

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