Dr. Williams- Step right up folks! Get a piece of Dick's Weiner! Free samples, step right up!
As a group of people walk by, they stop to try a free sample. They each take a sample from a toothpick on a tray and nod with approval.
Dr. Williams- New from the Nasty Dick Inc. we got Dick's Weiners! Bigger than your average weiner and juicier to!
As Dick stands watching the new product take off, Cumiesha retrieves one of Dick's Weiners from the hot dog case. She puts the large weiner into an oversized bun and begins to take a bite. Dick cringes as Cumiesha bites into the weiner.
Dick- You don't have to be so vicious.
Cumiesha- But they are so good. They're plump and juicy and they put all other weiners to shame.
Dick smiles before speaking.
Dick- I know baby, just like I'm going to put my opponents to shame at Target Locked! The only difference is that at Target Locked I'm going to put them to shame for free and not charge them $2.95!
Meanwhile more groups step up to the stand to try free samples as the Doc unloads packages of the new Dick's Weiners product on the helpless consumers. The Doc looks pleased as he conitunues to unload the new hot product by Nasty Dick Inc.
Dr. Williams- First we got Nasty Dick Protein shakes, then the Nasty Dick protein bars and now this! Dick's weiners are going to be the hottest seller! We are going to unload these like hotcakes at the live WoW events and Target Locked will be no different!
Dick shrugs his shoulders.
Dick- Anything with my name on it will sell like hotcakes. You see Doc, it isn't just about my weiners being so plump and juicy...
Cumiesha- Dick's Weiners are yummy to.
Dick- It's about all the "Dick-Heads" supporting Dick like they did since I came to the WoW. The overwhelming support throughout the invitational and the homecourt advantage that I'm going to have when I step into Madison Square Garden, my hometown and capture my first World championship after delivering the most devastating frogsplash in the business, "Total Devastation" on Justin Payne!
Dick laughs as more people make their way to the hot dog stand.
Dick- If everyone thinks my "Total Devastation" off the WoW tron onto NoVa on the last Malice was spectacular, they haven't seen anything yet! I'm going to but that spot to shame with the unbelievable frogsplash I perform in Madison Sqare Garden, mark my words! Justin Payne will be "Dicked" and there isn't a thing he can do about it!
The crew laughs as Cumiesha stuffs her mouth with another one of Dick's Weiners as the segment comes to a close.
