Dick- You know all the talk lately has been "What is this spectacular move that is going to put the Total Devastation off from the WoW tron to shame?" Well I'm not going to spoil it for my "Dick-Heads" but if you want to find out you'll order Target Locked if you haven't already and see for yourselves! It won't be a let down, I can gauranDICKtee that!
Dick grins as he pulls off his white tank top and shows off his chiseled body. He grins and poses for a moment. Once he is done he takes a seat on a nearby weight bench and focuses his attention back on the camera.
Dick- All eyes are on Dick. Just like All hands will be on Dick in my next movie! That's right, after the overwhelming success of WoW All-stars, my latest movie set to be released tomarrow afternnon will be "All hands on Dick!" It's another classic in the Dickey Dux archives and one that is going to blow you away!
Dick smiles and grabs a white towel from a nearby gym bag and drapes it around his neck.
Dick- Just like I'm going to blow away the competition at Target Locked! It doesn't matter who makes their way through the remains of the Gauntlet match for the WoW championship because I wouldn't mind smacking around Rose, NoVa or especially Jarred Cathallion from piller to post. You see, I'm walking into Madison Square Garden for one reason and one reason only! That is to walk out with the gold! I'm gonna beat whowever gets in my way whether it be any of the invitational rejects or Justin Payne!
Dick lays back on the bench and begins his workout. We watch as it appears Dick is getting bigger in front of our very eyes. He finishes his set and sits back up, looking into the camera.
Dick- "Expect the unexpected," that's what you say Justin Payne? Well let me tell you, you better expect the unexpected because the unexpected is going to happen to you and you will be "Dicked!" Dick is acting premature? The only thing premature around here is the ass kicking your going to recieve before Target Locked if you keep spitting those eleven dollar words out of your two dollar mouth!
Dick gives a cocky smirk then lays back down to continue his workout. Dick goes through the reps with ease as he finishes another set. He sits back up and rubs his chin as he looks towards the camera.
Dick- Justin Payne, you may have been the first ever WoW champion but that was then and this is now! Your time has past and you have nothing left to offer this business. Failed attempt after failed attempt, I see you trying to recapture your glory days. Ever since you've returned you've failed every opportunity to once again become the WoW centerpiece and their illustrious champion. Don't think for one second that your going to spoil my parade this Sunday! There will be a new champion yes but it won't be you. As I deliver the biggest frogsplash ever known to man onto your worn body, I will win the WoW championship and continue my road to greatness. You see nobody stands a chance against me, especially on a big pay-per-view. That is where Dick pulls out all the stops, that is where Dick rises to the occasion, and that is where Dick delivers to the millions upon millions of the legions of "Dick-Heads!" You can dedicate your match to all the wrestlers who have passed away Justin Payne but don't think your going to get any simpathy from me! That's "Just-a-joke" if you ask me, just like you are "Just-a-joke! A cheap way for you to try and garner some kind of fan support when we meet. I got news for you Justin, you won't be able to gain any kind of fan support in Madison Square Garden, my hometown! The crowd will support me through and through. I'm a true legend, especially in New York City and you will find out just how true that is when I finish you off with the "Gazinya Family Tree" and you can hear nothing but a sold out, hometown crowd screaming my name and watching you become "Dicked!"
Dick lays back down on the weight bench and continues his workout as the camera pans around the room to show the GFW superstars training hard before the segemnt comes to a close.
