Reporter- It's a great honor to be welcomed into the Gazinya estate. I know you've gotta have a lot on your mind, especially concerning your high profile match this Sunday in the Gauntlet in your hometown for the WoW championship. I know you've been going around saying that your going to blow away the crowd with something big. Something big enough to put your "Total Devastation" off the top of the WoW tron to what you call shame. How can that be? What could be bigger than that, Dick?
Dick chuckles at the reporter with a confident look.
Dick- What could be bigger than that? Well you just said it my friend and that is Dick! I'm going to not only put my opponents to shame but I'm going to put that "Total Devastation" off from the WoW tron to shame as well. You will see the biggest move in the history of this sport!
Reporter- Wow! Your so confident, so arrogant, yet you never tell a lie. Can you give us any hint on what this big move will be?
Dick rolls his head then looks back to the reporter.
Dick- I'm not going to give it away, no matter how hard you nag me but I will tell you this. Every pay-per-view the NDE has headlined has featured the Little Dick Experience flying high in the Nasty Dick Protein Blast Blimp! You remember back at Gladiator when I made my return and arrived via the blimp and soared above all the combatants outside the ring? Well keep you eyes in the sky, the NDE protein blast blimp will be in the air in Madison Square Garden and it will make it's presence felt!
Reporter- That does raise the bar quite significantly for Target Locked but what about the other participants involved in the Gauntlet?
Dick- Who Rose? Need I bring up WoW All-Stars? Jarred? I bruised his swolen ego so bad that is likely that he won't even show up for Target Locked, let alone win! As far as NoVa goes, if he even makes it to the dance he won't be anywheres near one hundred percent after the beating I gave him! It comes down to me and Justin Payne! Former legend trying to relive his glory days while the brightest shining star in this industry rises to the top after clawing his way through each and every WoW superstar!
Reporter- That couldn't be more true. The wrestling world has seen a dramatic increase in viewership upon your arrival in the WoW some five months ago. Your success and your skyrocketing jump to superstardom has been nothing short of extrodanary! All the movies, all the women, all the prestige and championships in your time, not to mention the legions upon legions of so-called "Dick-Heads!" What keeps you going at this phenominal rate?
Dick smiles as he pats the reporter on the shoulder.
Dick- I'm Dick Gazinya, everything I do, I do it with style. When I make a movie, I do it with style. Speaking of movies, "All hands on Dick" just took off the other day and is looking to be even brighter than the "Dick-Faced" series! You see when Dick Gazinya does something, he goes all out. I entered the WoW invitational because I planned on winning. That's basically what I did, after all I went out there three weeks in a row and kicked ass each time. Justin Payne, you took the easy route. One match it took you to get to the final dance at Target Locked! Your lucky that it even ended up that way anyhow. Nester should have kicked your ass in that Royal Rumble but no, you gotta have your final time in the spotlight. That's ok with me son because it will be one hell of a spotlight! This is the biggest match of your career! You have never ever been in the ring with someone of the stature of Dick and I can gauranDICKtee that you never will be again! Justin Payne, once you make your way out to that ring and come face to face with Dick, your going to feel electricity in that ring like you've never felt before! The "Dick-Heads" will be screaming so loud that they will blow the roof off from the Garden and the biggest star of them all will take you down and bury your dreams of once again winning the WoW championship! You will get "Dicked" but don't blame me and don't blame the millions of "Dick-Heads" out there, blame yourself because you just can't cut it anymore!
Reporter- Those are some strong words directed towards the first ever WoW champion Justin Payne...
Dick- Dick never tells a lie, he tells it like it is, just like I will be telling everyone how it is before Target Locked on the premier of the Nasty Dick Experience: E! True Hollywood Story!
Dick slips his shades back on and walks off onto the patio. He turns around and addresses te reporter.
Dick- This interview is officially over! Pack up your shit and get your crew the hell out of here. Remember to set your VCR, because this is one special that you or none of the "Dick-Heads" will ever want to miss!
Dick walks inside the sliding glass doors as the scene fades to black, bringing the segemnt to a close.
