Quotes form the Break-up scene(My favorite scene!) CHUCKIE's JOKE (1)
Will Hunting: You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got $1.50 in library late fees Harvard snob: I might have wasted my money, but I'll have a degree, and you'll be cleaning my floors. Will Hunting: Yeah..but at least I won't be unoriginal. Will Hunting: DO YOU LIKE APPLES? Will Hunting: DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! Harvard Snob (Clark): Yeah? Will: WELL I GOT HER NUMBER! HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!! Will: I was kinda hopin' to get "good-night laid" but I'll take a kiss. Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends or brothers? Will: I'd say it's only four in the mornin', they're prob'ly up. Skylar: You men are shameful. If you're not thinking with your weiner then you're acting on its behalf. Will: Then on behalf of my weiner, I'd like to ask for an advance. Chuckie: If you are living next door to me in twenty years, I'll fuckin' kill you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin'kill you. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be fifty and I'll till be doin' this. And that's all right' cause I'm goona make a run at it. But you, you're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit' cause I'd do anything to have what you got! And so would any of these guys. It'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in twenty years. Chuckie: Every day I come by to pick you up, and we go out drinkin' or whatever and we have a few laughs. But you know what the best part of my day is? The ten seconds before I knock on the door, 'cause I let myself think I might get there, and you'd be gone. I'd knock on the door and you wouldn't be there. You just left. Sean: Why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas as you call? Because any one of them would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to. It's called loyalty. Sean: What do you want to do? Will Hunting: I want to be a shepherd. Will:Does this violate the doctor/patient relationship? Sean:Only if you grab my ass.