Will Hunting: You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got $1.50 in library late fees
Harvard snob: I might have wasted my money, but I'll have a degree, and you'll be cleaning
my floors.
Will Hunting: Yeah..but at least I won't be unoriginal.
Will Hunting: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?
Will Hunting: DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Harvard Snob (Clark): Yeah?
Will: WELL I GOT HER NUMBER! HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!!
Will: I was kinda hopin' to get "good-night laid" but I'll take a kiss.
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends or
brothers?
Will: I'd say it's only four in the mornin', they're prob'ly up.
Skylar: You men are shameful. If you're not thinking with your weiner then you're
acting on its behalf.
Will: Then on behalf of my weiner, I'd like to ask for an advance.
Chuckie: If you are living next door to me in twenty years, I'll fuckin' kill you.
And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin'kill you. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up
and I'll be fifty and I'll till be doin' this. And that's all right' cause I'm goona make
a run at it. But you, you're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of
a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit' cause I'd do anything to have what you got!
And so would any of these guys. It'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in
twenty years.
Chuckie: Every day I come by to pick you up, and we go out drinkin' or whatever
and we have a few laughs. But you know what the best part of my day is?
The ten seconds before I knock on the door, 'cause I let myself think I might get
there, and you'd be gone. I'd knock on the door and you wouldn't be there.
You just left.
Sean: Why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas as you call? Because any
one of them would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to.
It's called loyalty.
Sean: What do you want to do?
Will Hunting: I want to be a shepherd.
Does this violate the doctor/patient relationship?
Only if you grab my ass.
