Below are some sounds from "That 70's Show". I will add new sounds often, so stay tuned. I will take suggestions if you want to email me at: scottozeck@mail.utexas.edu
NOTE: All the sounds are in MP3 format, so you will need an MP3 player to play them. From there they can be converted to .WAV files and played on desktop. The Mp3 player should be able to convert. Try WinAmp or MusicMatch.
"Battle of the Sexists"
1. Fez: "Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank me...Please someone else talk now."
2. Kelso: "Uh-huh. Alright, all those who are gettin' some, hands up. Anybody else? Gettin' some? Hyde? Fez? Yeah."
3. Hyde: "Sounds like you're dad's losing it." Kelso: "If he's like this now he's going to be a total headcase when they shut down the plant. He's just going to be this pathetic guy with Breasts the size of watermelons...is what Moses said to the Egyptians." Red: "Kelso, go home."
4. Fez: "No, desciribe it to me." Keslo: "No describe it to me." Jackie: "Micahel you're so bad. Okay, the water was really cold so when I dove in, well, you know." Fez: "No I don't know." Jackie: "MICHAEL!!"
"Thanksgiving"
1.Eric: "I don't know...it seems like bad things are always happening to me...like I have bad luck or something." Red: "Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass."
2. Hyde: "What?" Eric: "I don't know, I feel kind of guilty, almost like dirty." Kelso: "Dirty is good" Fez: "I like feeling dirty."
"Eric's Buddy"
1. Eric: "You're, you're GAY!" Buddy: "Me? No, I'm not gay." Eric: "You're not? But you just kissed me." Buddy: "Okay, I'm gay."
2. Kelso: "I miss Eric." Jackie: "Well, you still have me." Kelso: "It's not the same Jackie. I can talk to Eric about things that I can't talk about with you." Jackie: "Okay, well like what?" Kelso: "Well, for instance, the annoying things you do." Jackie: "Michael!!" Kelso: "See I can't talk to you!!"
"The Water Tower"
1.Kitty: "Is there something you want to tell us?" Red: "Are you on dope? Are you?" Kitty: "Because, because we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hoispitalization..." Red: "My foot kicking your ass."
2.Hyde: "And you laughed man, a lot, while I was bleeding. Do you see my point." Kelso: "Yeah, it's funny when friends get hurt."
3. Fez: "Excuse me, um, yes. My friend and I are ready for our sponge bath now please."
4. Eric: "Everybody hop in the car and let's go now." Kelso: "Where's you're mom?" Eric: "SHUT-UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!!"
"Punk Chick"
1. Fez: "Everyday I am here, with my heart on my sleeve hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez turn? Where is my whore?
"Hyde Moves In"
1. Red: "Eric, I thought I told you to get washed up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass."