Ashley's pics

Alright here are some pics that I have of me from this year that I have so far. They are really recent in fact some were taken in December of 99 so they are still pretty recent. They suck but oh well least you know who you are dealing with now so do not make fun of me because I look like this I had no say in how it turned out! HAHA! Oh yea special thanks to my friend Katherine who doesn't know how to use a frigging camera and ended up taking pics of only my head and my neck. You dork. =)

Summer 1999
This is me and my dad at our cottage in Michigan during
the summer. My mom took the pic and yes she knows how
to use a camera.

October 1999
Yet another retarded pic my friend took. She has this thing...
she makes you laugh and then she takes your pic when you do not
want it to be taken.

August 1999
OK take this...it is 6 in the morning...your friend wakes you up
saying that she has a surprise for you...you crawl out of bed and
are all ready and she takes your pic and says that was your surprise.
Katherine one of these days I shall get my revenge.

August 1999
Yet another 6 a.m. pic. Grrrr

December 4th 1999
Delphos St. John State Game in Canton, Ohio
Here we are the grand dorks of the football fans dressed in our football fan
attire. Don't we think we are cool? From left to right...
Ashley, Katherine, and Vanessa

December 2nd, 1999
You would think of after nearly 3 months of not taking pics of me
that Katherine would get better. Did she? NO! Still the same old from
Ashley's head down to the end of her neck.

December 2nd 1999
I realise this pic is going to ruin me and everyone who once called me cute
and pretty is going to be kicking themselves in the asses after seeing this but
actually this pic is how my personality is and most of the time am making
retarded faces like this to the people around me.

December 2nd 1999
This pic is ok. For Katherine taking it anyways

December 1st
Ok now this pic pisses me off because right before it was taken I turned
and was hit upside the head with a flying pen which was hurled to me from my friend
and then she had the nerve to take this pic of me complaining and holding my head
because it had hurt!

November 28th 1999
This pic was also taken ny Katherine and when she scanned it she made it in black
and white instead of color but she also scanned it in color as show below....

 

November 28th 1999
This one she also took in black and white. I think I like this pic this has to be
one of Katherine's best ones of me but I do not know if I like it in black and white
the color one of this is also below.

 

November 25th 1999
No comment this one sucks ass bad.

December 8th 1999
Woohoo this is my "Get in my bed I want you really bad and right now!!!" look.
Who am I kidding no one would get in my bed...eugh next pic *sigh*

December 5th 1999
Katherine bought me this hat. I can tell she got it at WalMart.
But anyways I was acting stupid and put it on and she took a pic...
Needless to say I look like a dork and should not be confused with someone
who it cooler and wears shit like this.

December 4th 1999
St. John's State Game in Canton, Ohio
This is me and the Polish exchange student that is actually Katherine's
first cousin and she has been going to our school (Katherine's family is
originally from Poland but Katherine was the only one born in the US from
that family) The girl in the pictures name is Julka and she is in love with my peice of shit
car (Wilma) Julka cannot speak English but I taught her some niffty words like "Big Big Shlong" and
"Fuck you Mother Fucker" which she pronounces "Fud You Mudder Fucker"

December 4th 1999
St. John's State Game in Canton, Ohio
And this is Katherine *note I do not take any better pictures than she does*
Katherine is by far my best friend and we terrorize teachers and anyone else in our
school with our smart ass comments and the fact we are so much alike and when we talk to people
together we sound as retarded as hell. Katherine is cool.

December 4th 1999
St. John's State Game in Canton, Ohio
This is me and Vanessa or Vern as I like to call her.
Vanessa only weighs 97 pounds but she is not annorexic.
After the state game we were locked out of another friends van and we had to wait
for her mom to come out from the game to unlock it since we had gotten out there early.
well we didn't want to wait so we puched Vanessa through an 8 by 15 inch window and she fit!
Needless to say we were laghing entirely too hard and I almost threw up because I couldn't believed she had
fit. Then when we all calmed down no one believed she fit through it so we made her do it again!
That was great and now we make fun of her even worse for being skinny now. teehee

December 4th 1999
Delphos St. John's State Game in Canton, Ohio
Here is another pic of us three. Ashley, Katherine, and Vanessa *note Katherine is wearing my glasses*

November 18th 1999
Haha! Now this is a car. Yes this is the frigging pile of shit I drive around in very pretty huh?
Actually it looks nice in this picture! You cannot see the rust spots or the scratches all over it.
Anyways Julka is standing on the back I am on the top and Kathering is lounging on the hood.
And check it out! We are wearing our ugly as hell school uniforms because we are good Catholic
little girls. I for one hate them so I wear them as slobbily as possible. Note my shirt hanging out mostly
in the front where I pulled it out and my mom made me tuck it back in but I ignored her completely.
Ashley the slob.

Well this is not a pic of me (obviously) But this is my brother Dustin (Semi)
I hate him he is a dork and he annoys the hell out of me but that is ok. He knows
I can cream him and he will not mess around with me either