Well, I don't really know what I can say about this movie, except that in order to find Geoff I had to watch it twice. He's in it for all of one minute, tops. The main points of this movie to this Blakefan are as follows:
He's got a freakin' crew cut, and two days' worth of stubble. Let's just say it's not the best he's ever looked (in my limited Blakespotting experience, I'd have to say that that distinction goes either to Contact or Young Guns.)
Well, stubble notwithstanding, he's wearing quasi-Buddy Holly glasses! It's a peculiarity of mine- black hornrims turn me on.
Geoff takes this about as far as a three-line techie part can go, and he's certainly more fun to watch than that bald dork with the big forehead (and what's up with that, anyway? He looks like some kind of space monkey). It goes without saying that Mr. Blake should have had a bigger part, but then, I always think that.
Is it just me, or is every single person in the entire movie named John? "Hey, John, how are we gonna get the guys back down to Earth?" "I dunno, John, maybe we should ask John if he knows." "OK. John, what's your take on the situation?" "Well, John..."
This movie really screws the Kevin Bacon game where Geoff is concerned. It is officially no longer fun to link him to Kevin Bacon when they are in the same movie. So I now work on linking him to people like Sean Bean and Gabriel Byrne.
There's not really much else I can say about this film. That's what you get, folks. Small Blakeage factor, small review.Back to the main page
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