Can't find that certain special Blakefilm in your local video store? Missed it the last time it was on cable at 3 am? Well, here's the next best thing. The Geoffrey Blake Worship Page is proud to present...

BLAKETOONS

The Story Behind the Magic- My friend Jenna is exceedingly patient when it comes to my various fetishes and obsessions. She has sat through hours and hours of truly horrible films so that I may catch five minutes of Geoffrey Blake here and there, and in fact, she was the one who taught me the importance of lusting after random actors that nobody's ever heard of. Her own reviews of Geoffrey Blake movies take the form of illustrated summaries, which are elegant in their simplicity and whimsical relevance. These lovingly crafted images feature more inside jokes than we can briefly summarize, and I have finally, after many months of debate, decided to share them with you here. Anyway, I think you will agree that they are the funniest thing to hit the Geoffrey Blake Worship Page since the Young Guns review. Evidently, Geoffrey thought they were all right. That's what he told her, anyway.

All the images are in .gif format, and you may have to scroll to the right to see every frame of some of the images.

Men At Work
Young Guns
Forrest Gump
Contact.
Apollo 13
Secret Admirer
The Last Starfighter
Max Q.
The War at Home- And yes, I have another cameo in this one.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine This episode will forever fondly be known as the "Blakeisode."
The Abduction of Kari Swenson
Fatal Exposure

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