Jack Nietzsche

Gandhi MacIntyre

Jesse James

Wyatt Earp

Adolph Caesar

Marc Anthony

Robert De Bruce

Martin Luther Bungay

John Calvin

John Hancock

George Washington

Thomas Jefferson

Ben Franklin

Stonewall Jackson

Gottfried von Bismarck

Richard Wagner

Voltaire Perkins

Alessandro Capone

Buddy Roosevelt

Neil Armstrong

Leif Erickson

Eric Red

Marie Antoinette Bresadola

Carlos Ponce De Leon

Bob Einstein

Winston Hemingway

Bill Shakespeare

David Napolean

Mercedes Mozart

Attila

Bill Christ

Ivan Rasputin

Nikolai Romanoff

Hollywood Rip-offs

Kirk Douglas Wahrmund

Christopher Slater

W. Macdonald Sutherland

Richard Burton Brown

Adam Baldwin

Bruce A. Lee

Bud Bogart

James F. Dean

Ed Norton

Tarzan

Clement von Franckenstein

James Bond

James Bond III

Jim Bond

Duncan McLeod

The Upper Crust

Art LaFleur

Toni St. Clair Lilly

Rebecca Barrington

Penelope Crabtree

Preston Lockwood

Ashley Brittingham

Leland Hayward III

Spencer Charters

Spencer Snygg

Zacchary Winston Snygg

William Ogden Joyce

Eden Ashley Umber

Ashleigh Blair Sterling

Chester E. Tripp III

Sainteclaire Muckenfuss

Britzhold Baron de Belle

Gilbert Alexander Wadsworth III

J. Peverall Marley

Windsor Cousins

Arch Archambault II

Troy Noseworthy

Trevor Buttenham

Schmucks

Fritz Schmuck

Ian Schmaltz

Schmoovy-Schmoov

Julia Schklair

Schlitze

Edwin Schimscheimer

Schno Mozingo

Jonathan Schmock

Synge Schweikart

Lord Schneider

Rene Schnoz

Schnequa Goodspeed

Monika Schnarre

Miscellaneous

R. W. Munchkin

Robert Z'Dar

Hilary Swank

Ziggy Zanger

Joseph John Barmettler

Jim Slingluff

Uriah S. Lovelycolors

Alison Buckethead

Buford McClerkins

Pigmeat Markham

Robert Random

Elanya Elanya

Jake Jacobs

Senator Mike Michaels

Stephen Smoke

Steve Biscuit Walker

Buck McDancer

Stephen Apostle Pec

Gustav von Seyffertitz

Gunborg Corn

Coburn Hawk

Joe Cashman

Sparky Sugarman

M.M. Musselman

Michael Berryman

Derek Deadman

Master Fatman

Dan Wartman

A-Man

David Elephant