Jack Nietzsche
Gandhi MacIntyre
Jesse James
Wyatt Earp
Adolph Caesar
Marc Anthony
Robert De Bruce
Martin Luther Bungay
John Calvin
John Hancock
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Ben Franklin
Stonewall Jackson
Gottfried von Bismarck
Richard Wagner
Voltaire Perkins
Alessandro Capone
Buddy Roosevelt
Neil Armstrong
Leif Erickson
Eric Red
Marie Antoinette Bresadola
Carlos Ponce De Leon
Bob Einstein
Winston Hemingway
Bill Shakespeare
David Napolean
Mercedes Mozart
Attila
Bill Christ
Ivan Rasputin
Nikolai Romanoff
Hollywood Rip-offs
Kirk Douglas Wahrmund
Christopher Slater
W. Macdonald Sutherland
Richard Burton Brown
Adam Baldwin
Bruce A. Lee
Bud Bogart
James F. Dean
Ed Norton
Tarzan
Clement von Franckenstein
James Bond
James Bond III
Jim Bond
Duncan McLeod
The Upper Crust
Art LaFleur
Toni St. Clair Lilly
Rebecca Barrington
Penelope Crabtree
Preston Lockwood
Ashley Brittingham
Leland Hayward III
Spencer Charters
Spencer Snygg
Zacchary Winston Snygg
William Ogden Joyce
Eden Ashley Umber
Ashleigh Blair Sterling
Chester E. Tripp III
Sainteclaire Muckenfuss
Britzhold Baron de Belle
Gilbert Alexander Wadsworth III
J. Peverall Marley
Windsor Cousins
Arch Archambault II
Troy Noseworthy
Trevor Buttenham
Schmucks
Fritz Schmuck
Ian Schmaltz
Schmoovy-Schmoov
Julia Schklair
Schlitze
Edwin Schimscheimer
Schno Mozingo
Jonathan Schmock
Synge Schweikart
Lord Schneider
Rene Schnoz
Schnequa Goodspeed
Monika Schnarre
Miscellaneous
R. W. Munchkin
Robert Z'Dar
Hilary Swank
Ziggy Zanger
Joseph John Barmettler
Jim Slingluff
Uriah S. Lovelycolors
Alison Buckethead
Buford McClerkins
Pigmeat Markham
Robert Random
Elanya Elanya
Jake Jacobs
Senator Mike Michaels
Stephen Smoke
Steve Biscuit Walker
Buck McDancer
Stephen Apostle Pec
Gustav von Seyffertitz
Gunborg Corn
Coburn Hawk
Joe Cashman
Sparky Sugarman
M.M. Musselman
Michael Berryman
Derek Deadman
Master Fatman
Dan Wartman
A-Man
David Elephant
George "Buck" Flower
aka George Buck, George Flower, C.D. Lafleur