Homo Erotic Necrophilic Farleyism (Haveing sex with Farley.)

In order to acomplish this it is necary to #1 be a man. Hence Homo Erotic. [It has been determined by several experts that it is imposible for a woman to have sex (intercourse at least) with a dead body, seeing how once a male it is deceased, he can no longer sustain an erection. This, a rageing topic of debate amongst "Clerks" fans due to the portrayal of a woman boinking a old dead guy who remained hard because of rigamortasis(f spelling). The blood in the body rushes to the lowest possible part, therefore the penis in the erected state would not remain so, because it could not be the lowest possible part, unless the man was lying face down, in wich case it would still be dificult for the woman to get Farley's huge, bloated body into viable fornifyable possition.]

#2- Farley must be dead. Hence Necrophilic. This should be obvious seeing as how he died last December at the tender age of 33 due to crack and whore complications.

#3- It must be Farley. In oder to practice the sexual act of Farleyism, one must have intimate relations with the obove mentioned celestial being. This is simple logic. In fact from now on Homo Erotic Necrophilic Farleyism should be refered to simply as Farleyism. On second thought however, you shouldn't confuse it with the religous practice of Cult Farleyism. So I guess we'll stick with Homo Erotic Necrophilic Farleyism.

#4- Youv'e got to be one sick fucking bastard. This should be obvious. My god. This was a real man who died. What kind of uncareing, sick, twisted, perverted, demented son of a bitch would think of something like "Homo Erotic Necrophilic Farleyism!" Sick bastard.