Nipples! Nipples Nipples! I love nipples!  Sing along to the Nipple Song!  Insert your friends names in the blanks, and get wacky!  Take slides or pictures of everyone and show them when their name comes up in the song.  Trust me - it's great perverted party game you can share with people who already think your a child molester!

Listen to the Nipple Song!

It’s so simple to touch a nipple.
just extend a hand or extend a paw.
I like my nipples nice and raw.

So why don’t you reach out and touch
____________’s nipple?
Maybe I’ll touch it, maybe I won’t.

Come on and touch _________s nipple.
it’s better than poppin a pimple.

________'s nipple you could even lick.
he’s a little sick.

Yeah it’s so simple
to touch _(fat kid)___’s nipple
I said Truffle Shuffle

A nipple for me a nipple for you
I’m comfortable with my nipples
why arn’t you?
What’d a nipple ever do to you?
lets go make some nipple stew

Just touch Chris Farley’s nipple
it won’t bite

Dana Carvey’s nipple is out of site.

Howard Stern’s nipple is dynomite.

Adam Sandlers nipple fits just right.

Touch Krammer’s nipple and he won’t put up a fight.

From __________’s nipple you could fly a kite - it rymed

So much nipple touchin goin on
some of you might be thinkin - hey wait
a minit - this is wrong

I don’t care what you say
cause I’m gonna touch them nipples any way

A nipple for me a nipple for you
I’m cofortable with my nipples
why arn’t you?
What’d a nipple ever do to you?
lets make some nipple stew

Yeah it’s so easy
although it may make you queesy
to touch_________’s nipple

While your at it go ahead and touch a toy’s nipple
but please remember to only touch a boy’s nipple

some nipples are red and some are blue
some people have three and some only two
but please don’t stare at that third nipple
cause it could be starin right back at you

Touch ___(same fat kid)__'s nipple’s look how they grew
I know I already said him once before
but his nipples are so big you got to touch em more

Touch __________’s nipple
he won’t mind but Frank Rizzo will beat you blind
Touch Jesus nipple and it will heal you
that’s alfull kind

Now turn to your neighbor and touch their nipple
explain to them that it’s all so simple

Just reach out and touch ________’s nipple
come on just a little

A nipple for me a nipple for you
I’m confortable with my nipples
why arn’t you?
What’d a nipple ever do to you?
lets go make some nipple stew

Before I go I want you to know
Life’s a nipple and were all merely dimples
last but not least
touch my nipple.

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