Master- Master- Moist muff that I am after...
This is my mentor, my tutor and yes my master. He has taught me the way of the muff and to speak the tongues of ROAR! He is the "Old Man" who wacks dog shit at little boys ('cause they cant give him muff!) To top this off most recently on 7/12/98 he did the greatest thing anyone could ever do for another human being. (with one exception- but I don't swing that way.) Before we went to the Metallica concert in Darien Center New York, being a member of Metclub the Muff Master obtained a backstage pass. Not thinking anything would come of it I gave him my "..and Justice for All" album half jokeingly asking him to get it signed. Being the Muff Master, the cover was returned to me WITH JAMES, KIRK, JAS0N AND LARS FUCKING AUTOGRAPHS!!!! I sat staring at it blankly for two hours, while said Muff Master obtained a free Anthrax cd from a Hollywood producer he met on the internet.
