Peanut Breath

Porcorn and Pretzles just don’t cut it
Jelly beans and twizzlers just arn’t with it.

Because I like the feeling I get when I rap my hands
around a big sack of nuts in a can

Or I open the can and shake those yummy
morsels in my hand.

My favorite aphrodisiac is when I see a peanut sack
pulled off ever so slowly then those two bullopsious
babies exposed inside-its enough to make a grown man cry.

All this sexual aggravation is due to my fixation
with the sexiest veggtable alive --

(Cause) Only one nut quenches my desire- (3 times)
Hey Mr. Penut you light my fire!
Hey Mr. Penut your the vegtable of my desire.
Hey Mr. Penut you light my fire!
Hey Mr. Penut you salty son of a bitch
you really know how to make my nuts itch.
Hey Mr. Penut!- Hey Mr. Penut!-Hey Mr. Penut!
Hey Mr. Penut I want to go down on you.

I don’t want no jelly bean
don’t want no mothers breast milk ice cream
This might seem a little corny
but dont give me no lathered up popcorny
I only want to suck salt of the snack that makes me so horny.

---Mr. Peanut I think I want to have your baby!--

I once had a penis who lived in my wall.
yeah he wasn’t very tall- he put on a tophat and
he tried to be you- I said hey your not Mr. Penut screw you!

Oh Mr. Peanut - I want to love you
like good lovin, you never had before. We could invite over
Tonny the Tiger and get a room and have a big peanut orgy and maybe even invite over
those Rice Cryspy guys- but on second thought you’d probly kill them- penut my ass- that
things like an enlongated watermelon is what it is- and then me and Tony-why me and
Tony-we could make a peanut butter sandwich--and I only take
it creamy stile.
I once had fellatio with a pistatio-
One time I went on a date - with a date
it wanted me to deficate --in its mouth
Then there was this pear - who wanted me to ream
him- in the rear
I also met a beat- who liked it when I stroked his-big fat meat.
I got another blow job from a corn on the cob- I think his name was Bob.
And then theres my friend the stick- who likes to stare at my dick
-none of that was so great- I want you to know Mr. Penut- to you I masterbate.

Theirs nothing more stimulating than a
a chocalate covered peanut m&m--especially the green ones-dry roasted
No you can’t get good nookie from an Oreo cookie!

Mr. Penut don’t you want some of my happy sauce?
damn it Mr. Penut how much do you cost!

I met Mr. Cheesedoodle - all he wanted me to do -
was suck his smelly little noodle
I once paid 5 cents just to tickle a pickle
Then I got hungry and ate a muffin.

I once licked the twat- of an aprocot
then I made love to a peach pit- then
I had to take a big fat shit.
No you can’t get good head- from a piece of bread.

Caus’ there’s only one nut I wana fuck
There’s only one nut I wana fuck
There’s only one nut I wana fuck
There’s only one nut I wana fuck

and that nut is you Mr. Penut.