An audio skit: Intro.
Scotch:  “Hello my name is Scotch.  I am 17 years old and I live with my mother and my
brother Frankie who obsessively masturbates to violent porno.  They disturb me.  As does
the rest of this foolish, godless world.  I think the general public should all go fuck a dead
duck and light their scrotums on fire.  That would suit me just fine.  After working in a
supermarket for two years I have come to the conclusion that the public are a bunch of
slithering morons with no greater purpose than to cut coupons and bitch.  Therefore I
have a general disdain toward any large groups of people, where the possibility of
someone becoming aware of my presence might arise.  If they are aware of me, they may
wish to speak with me.  If they speak with me, they will find what an unsociable piece of
human shit I am.  If they discover what a piece of human shit I am, they may wish to beat
me and my small ass to a bloody unrecognizable pile of fetal mucus.  So it was with great
anguish that I entered the shopping mall one Saturday afternoon to buy my mother a pair
of oven mitts for her pie baking.  I was angry, at being forced to be surrounded by the
mass of humanity, in this great consumer emporium.  That’s when the voices come to
me.  When I’m angry.”

Scotch is walking in the mall.  Background crowd noise.
Scotch:  “Fuck!  I hate the mall!  Fuck I hate people and fuck I hate you!”

Older Man:  “Exuse me, Sonny boy?”

Scotch:  “I’m not talking to you, get the hell out of here!  I just want to get some damn
oven mitts and be on my way.  Life has pissed on me so, I’m going to piss on it.
Anybody has anything they want to say to me they can lick the puss off a used tampon.”

Korkru:  “Scotch!”

Scotch:  “Hey!  How do you know my name?  I don’t know you!”

Man:  “What’ch you want?  I aint said nothin to you, man!”

Korkru:  “Scotch!  Kill!  You must kill for Korkru!”

Scotch:  “Whose there?”

Korkru:  “Korkru, the demon lord who has come to claim your sole.”

Scotch:  “Oh no, leave me the hell alone, will you?  All I need is another voice in my
head to worry about.  I’ve got ten things on my mind.  There’s that dog I just killed, the
boy I just molested and to top it off I think I contracted herpes from the farm animal I had
intercourse with.”

Korkru:  “Korkru leaves no one alone.  You will do my bidding or you will die!”

Scotch:  “Well right now I’ve got to do my mothers bidding and buy some oven mitts.
You can stay in there if you like, but I don’t need any of this shit right now.”

Man:  “Damn fool boy, keeps talkin to himself!  What’s wrong wit you?”

Scotch:  “None of your fucking business!  How’d you like a one of these chairs coming
out your cock!”  sound of chair crashing.  (clanging)

Man:  “Ahh!  Hey man!  What the fuck!?  Ohh- my leg, that little shit just broke my
fucking leg with a chair!  Jesus Christ!  I catch you I’m gonna kill you- you little son-a
bitch!”

Korkru:  “Korkru says kill him!”

Scotch:  “No, I think we can spare him.  I must be on my way now.”

Man:  “I kill you!  You fuck!  Yo is shit!”

Stop crowd noise.
Scotch:  “After the incident with the folding chair, I was determined not to let Korkru
run my life.  But alas I was to weak to stop his influence, as I soon found out nothing
could get rid of him.”

Crowd noise.
Woman:  “Excuse me sir!  Hi!  I was wondering if you’d like to take a survey to day?”

Scotch:  “Surveys disturb me.”

Woman:  “It will only take a moment of your time.  I’ll give you some cookies for your
trouble!”

Korkru:  “Korkru wants cookies.”

Scotch:  “Cookies?  Oh OK- I guess so.  Its all good.”

Woman:  “Great then.  Follow me and my clip board into this little cubicle and hop up
on the stool.  OK, now I have to ask you a few questions.  First off whats your name?”

Scotch/Korkru:  “Scotch/Korkru”  (At same time.)

Woman:  “Well Scotch, what I’m about to ask you might seem a little probing...”

Korkru:  “Korkru says hi!”

Woman:  “But for our experimentation purposes I must ask you how many assholes you
have?”

Scotch:  “Two, as far as I know.”

Woman:  “You have two assholes?”

Scotch:  “Yes, doesn’t everybody?”

Woman:  “Um, well- I don’t know.  Anyhoo- I’m gonna need you to remove your
clothing so that I can measure the diameter of your rectum.”

Korkru:  “Korkru doesn’t like this line of questioning.  Kill her!”

Scotch:  “What the fuck?!  Diameter of my rectum!  What kind of survey is this?!”

Woman:  “Well Scotch, it’s more of a experiment than a survey.  Ya see were testing
Emas At Home Enema Kit.  We believe the public needs a kit that will easily cleanse
their system and rid them of any shit they may have.”

Korkru:  “The public needs to squeeze so hard, their eyes implode.”

Scotch:  “Will it rid me of the shit that’s in my head?”

Woman:  “Quit possibly.  So could you be a doll and bend over?”

Scotch:  “Well- OK sure.  It’s all good.”

Woman:  “Great.  Just let me get ya all lubed up- turn on the enema inducer.”  motor is
heard.  “All right!  Were headed in!”  Scotch begins to scream.

Scotch:  “Your hurting me!  Stop!  Oh my god!  The pain is unbearable Ahhh!”

Korkru:  “Scotch!  She’s raping you with a piece of plastic!  Kill her!”

Woman:  “Right now I’m going to go in a little deeper and crank this fucker up a bit!”
motor sound increases.

Scotch:  “Stop!  Please!  I think I’m bleeding from my ass!  Oh god!  I am bleeding from
my ass!  Oh Jesus!  I am bleeding from my ass!”  motor stops.

Woman:  “Yeah-thats typical- your gonna have a little blood at first.  Lets see how that
drained ya!” A farting noise is heard.

Scotch:  “Shit!  Piss!  Fuck!  You made me bleed from my ass and now I just dumped
half the contents of my intestines out of my already sore rectum!  Not to mention the fact
that you upset Korkru!”

Woman:  “Korkru?  I’m sorry- Who’s that?”

Korkru:  “Korkru!  The All Powerful Demon Lord who possesses Scotch!  You will die
for your intrusion into my vehicle!  Kill her!  She must die!”

Scotch:  “Ahh!  He’s got a hold of me!  I can’t stop him!”

Woman:  “Scotch- are you OK?”

Korkru:  “Scotch is no longer with us!  Korkru is here to kill, slaughter and fuck!”

Woman:  “Oh dear!”

Korkru:  “I’m gonna shove that enema inducer up your cunt you stupid bitch!”  Motor
starts.

Woman:  “Ohh!  Ahhh!  Get away from me!  oohh! Hey!  I kind of like that.  Oohh!
Korkru baby!”

Korkru:  “Korkru says bye!”