an audio skit:  Introduction.
Scotch:  “Hello, my name is Scotch.  If you are not yet acquainted with my history, then
you are a person of good fortune, indeed.  For my mind is filled with the stench of a
thousand rotting corpses and my godless soul yearns for the tranquillity of death.  The
episode I will relate to you today, is one of triumph and of heartache.  A tale, which when
told, brings tears to the eye’s of those who’s ears it falls upon.  OK, enough with the
poetic bullshit.  It would probably bring tears to your eyes, because you will realize what
a pathetic sack of shit has taken the form of human being, who calls itself Scotch.  But
anyway, it was a dreary, drab day that my companion returned to me.  A companion that I
had not heard from for quit some time.  I had not been sorrowful in his absence, so when
he came, it was with great surprise.  For on this dreadful day of which I speak, Korkru
once more filled my mind.”

Korkru:  “Scotch!  Wake up!  We must go!”

Scotch:  “Oh Christ.  Korkru.  I thought you had left me to the solitude of my dark
thoughts for good.  What brings you back ever so suddenly to my awareness?”

Korkru:  “Korkru was merely hibernating in recesses of your subconscious, waiting for
an appropriate time to again bring havoc on your disquieted being.”

Scotch:  “What?”

Korkru:  “Korkru wants to fuck you up in the head!!”

Scotch:  “Well that’s a given.  Besides the obvious intents of your endeavor, why have
you now come?”

Korkru:  “Korkru must go to the Zoo!”

Scotch:  “The Zoo?  Why must Korkru venture to the zoo?”

Korkru:  “The monkeys!  They have a special way of saying - hi!”

Scotch:  “But I can’t go to the zoo today.  I have a proctology appointment.  My ass is
still very sore, because of your little incident with the enema inducer!”

Korkru:  “Scotch!  You will go to the zoo!  Korkru commands it!!”

Scotch makes sounds of pain, as Korkru takes over his mind.
Scotch:  “AHHH! Stop!  I can’t .... ahh... get out of my head!  ahhh...”

The sound of monkeys screeching and people talking is heard in the background.
Korkru:  “Korkru is a demon who will not tolerate insubordination!  Korkru desired to
see the monkeys, and so it was!”

Scotch:  “I so detest the way, you put your powers over my mind and body!”

Korkru:  “Silence!  Watch as the monkey’s wave hi!”

Scotch:  “Their not waving hi!  Their masturbating!”

Korkru:  “They are masturbating and waving- hi!”

Scotch:  “Now one of them is using his banana as a dildo!  This horrific sight so
displeases my senses!  Please be merciful and let us look away!”

Korkru:  “Silence!  You will observe and learn from their behaviors!  This is a very
ingenuous act!  The monkey’s are able to sustain life and experience one of its finest
pleasures.  Food and Fun All In One!  The banana dildo’s are an ingenious multipurpose
tool!  You should only wish that you were a young girl abandon in a banana orchard!”

The loud painful screech of a monkey is heard.
Scotch:  “Oh dear, that male monkey just hit his companion over the genital area with a
stick!”

Korkru:  “He wishes oral sex.  This way she will know to commence the deed!”

Scotch:  “That doesn’t quiet sit right with me.  Shouldn’t he first duff her muff, if he so
desires daily oral pleasure?”

Korkru:  “Who knows what evil learks in the hearts of monkey’s?”

Scotch:  “Do on to others as you wish them do on to you.”

Korkru:  “He should kill her first!”

Scotch:  “The only thing I ever got out of the Bible was oral sex edikit.”

Korkru:  “Kill!  Korku wants to see a slaughter fest!”

An other painful monkey screech.
Scotch:  “Oh my god!  That monkey just ripped off the others arm and is now beating
him to death with violent feces!  Did you do this Korkru?  Did you exert your ungodly
powers to bespell such grotesque horror as a fecal massacre, for your sadistic
amusement?”

Korkru:  “Korkru likes dismemberment!”

Scotch:  “I had no idea that fecal matter could be so violent!  Oh horror of horrors!  I can
not look at the ghastly sight of that creature delimbing his own kind, with the sharp
pointed edge of his violent feces!”

Girl:  “Daddy? Daddy, why is Mr. Monkey hurting Mrs. Monkey?”

Scotch:  “I’m not your father little girl.  But, please do go from this display!  It is unfit
for young eyes!”

starting to cry:
Girl:  “Wahh- where’s my daddy- did you make Mr. Monkey upset?  I bet you did!  Your
a bad man!  Wahh- this bad man made Mr. Monkey kill!”

Scotch:  “I’ve choked Mr. Monkey, but that is all, now go to your father!”

Korkru:  “Scotch!  Kill her!  She must be sacrificed to the great Korkru!  She has
annoyed him!  Now she will die!”

Scotch:  “Korkru - no!..”

Girl screams.
Man:  “Hey!  Let go of her!”

Girl:  “Ahh- Daddy!  Daddy!  He touched my flower!”

Man:  “What!?  I’ll fucking kill you!  I’m going to throw you in there with those
monkeys, where you belong, you little fucking pervert!”

struggle is heard, Scotch screams as he is thrown over the fence and into the monkey
cage.
Korkru:  “Monkeys!  Korkru says hi!”

Scotch:  “Ahhhhh!  He’s got a violent piece of shit!  No!  Stay away!  Ahhh- that hurts!
Oh God-he’s rapping me with a banana dildo!  Ahhh!  Korrrrkrrrrruuu!!!”

Korkru:  “Now its time to die!”