Opening scene- little English boy in knickers says: “Oh please sir would you give me some change for the poor? Please Sir.” Scotch screams: “You shut the fuck up!” and pushes him off camera, then show boy lying on the ground with blood coming out of every opening. title screen: “Scotch” is written across the boys chest in blood. (Music: “Black Sabbath” by Black Sabbath)

Pan a classroom. As camera is panning, hard breathing and panting is heard. An obese, sweaty teenager, with long hair is siting in the back of the classroom, before class. His legs are under the school desk and he is moveing them back and forth very quickly. Cut to two well dressed teenage boys sitting in the front of the room.

Guy #1: “Awe man he’s doin it!”

Guy #2: “Doin what?”

1: “The leg thing! They always do it!”

2: “Who? What leg thing?”

1: “Fat guys! The leg shaking thing!”

2: “Oh, the leg shaking thing. Why do they do that?”

1: “There whacking off! Yeah - I discovered it by accident one day. I was just sitting in class bored as usual when I started moving my legs back and forth, next thing I know-" looks down.

2: “Yeah right - let me try that!” Sits down in desk does “leg thing.” “What are you talking about this doesn’t do anything for me- Wo!” smiles - sits back.

Third guy enters.
3: “What are you guys doin?”

2: “Try it.” Show fourth guy walking in with third guy already sitting down behind first two guys doing the “leg thing.”

4: “What’s goin on?”cut to another guy walking in looking at every one in class doing the“leg thing” sits down. Show Mr. Kemper walking in doorway as he says:

Mr. Kemper: “Sorry I’m late but they just called me up from the gym - Mr. Foley your math teacher had to leave early something about hemorrhoids, so I’m going to fill in for him this period.” - stops looks up startled - “Well what the hells everybody doin?”Entire class full of guys is sitting in their desks doing the “leg thing.” “Hey that looks neat let me try it.”

Scotch walks in and looks around the room. Scotch: “Stop! Stop masturbating! You malicious bastards just stop! I am so sick of everyone masturbating! Its just a Penis!” Scotch goes nuts and throws a chair. He screams at everyone and then cut to a big fat kid with his shirt off jiggling up and down. Scotch takes a banana peel and wacks him across the chest with it repeatedly while shouting obscenities at the “fat fuck.” Cut to Mr. Kemper.

Mr. Kemper: “Scotch! Get the hell out of my class room!”

Cut to Scotch walking home with back pack. During this scene his thoughts are heard as he writes in his journal at a mental institution. Then cut to him writing.

Scotch: voice over “Dear Journal. I am writing in you, because Dr. McMullen says it will help me release my anger. I don’t give a rats left fuck what he thinks, but I have grown bored with picking the zit on my shoulder. So I will tell you my story. The day I got kicked out of class by Mr. Kemper is probably the start of an episode of my life which would effect me and several others in drastic ways.” Cut back to scene with Scotch walking home from school. “They didn’t understand. I was already sick of the constant masturbation I faced day in and day out by my brother Frankie. So when I saw them all sitting there blatantly pleasuring themselves with the crook of their legs I flipped my lid. I had one of my spazz attacks I had become so famous for in junior high. Everyone knew that if they pushed the right buttons they could get old Scotch to go nuts and throw a chair at someone’s head. Things only got worse on the way home.”

Close up of Scotch.
“Oh No. I can’t go by that house. The old man is home. I don’t want to have to deal with that crazy bastard today.” Turns his head.Two kids walking down the street.
“Oh no, stop. We can’t go by this house.”

Other Kid: “What’s wrong?”

“Its him.”

cut to the old man standing in his yard with his dog. He is wearing a hood, glasses and is holding a golf club.

Old Man: “I am the old man! Collecting petrified dog shit and smelling muff are my hobbies, along with smacking kids in the face with shit! So wee ones better watch out, because I must rid my yard of this dogs crap!”

O.K: “Who.”

“The old man who lives in that house over there. He’s crazy!”

O.K: “Why’s he crazy?”

Old Man: “I am the Old Man! The only muff I get is from the little dog who shits in my yard!”

“I think he molested his dog. Said he loved him.”

O.K: “Can’t be as bad as Uncle Ned. Didn’t he molest his gerbil?”

“I think it was a hamster.”

Old Man: “Fum Dei Eya! That is how you say I need Muff backwards!”

O.K: “And why is he holding a golf club?”

“That’s because whenever a kid walks by his house he’ll whack all the dog crap out of his yard at them until he hits them in the face. That’s why we can’t go by there.”

Old Man: “I am the Old Man! I have little people who live in my sperm. If they are naughty I whack them with dog shit!”

O.K: “But we have to go this way if we want to get to the mall. Maybe if we run he won’t hit us.”

“All right, but your washing the stains out of my clothes if we get hit. -Run!”

They run in front of house. Cut to Old Man. Old Man: “I smell little children. Their odor is distinctly different then my BO or the dog crap in my yard. Little Boys! I hate little boys cause they can’t give me muff! There you are. I’ll show them! Four!” Begins whacking “crap” at kids with golf club while laughing hysterically. Cut to Scotch.

Scotch: “I want to get home quickly. I’m not going to let him stop me. He better not pull any shit with me. No pun intended.” Scotch walks past old mans house. All of a sudden “shit” (chunks of dirt) start hitting him in the head. He turns and one piece hits him in the face breaking his glasses. He stares in the direction of the old man. A deep voice in his head says:

Voice: “Kill him, Scotch. Kill him.”

Cut to Old man standing in yard. Scotch moves towards him.
Old Man: “Ha, Ha! I got you little boy! Now come give me some head!” Scotch grabs golf club and they struggle. “Hey! I am the Old Man! Have you no respect for your elders?! Fetch me some muff, before I spank you in the ass with a prodding iron!” Scotch pulls free the golf club and begins to beat him with it. The Old Man falls to the ground in a heap muttering:

Old Man: “I am the old man, muff...old man...muff...muff......old man.”

Scotch: “This will teach you for spewing shit a pon the youth of this town!” Scotch raises the golf club and gives him one final, fatal blow.

Cut to Scotch walking in door at home. His brother Frankie is wearing Pee-Wee Herman shirt that says “Masturbate.” and is holding a bottle of lotion and toilet paper. As he walks in, his narrative voice over is heard:
“When I finally arrived home, I was dismayed to see the core of my outrage standing before me with his usual masturbation tools in hand. My brother Frankie was about to lose his load and I was about to lose my mind.”

Frankie: “Hey there Scotch! Why you home from school so early? Oh no- don’t tell me. Did they send you away for being so ugly? Or did you finally yank the old crank right out in the middle of the street like I taught ya?”

Scotch: “Shut your cock hole, you cunt bitch.”

Frankie: “My cock hole? You want me to close my penile opening?" Whatever for?”

Scotch: “Not your dick. Your mouth. Everyone’s always shoving their cock in there. Therefore its your cock hole.”

Frankie: “Oh, OK Scotch. So why did you get sent home from school anyway? Did you throw another chair at someone?”

Scotch: “None of your fucking business! Your 26 years old! Why don’t you stop whacking off and get a job?” Scotch storms out into other room. Frankie remains in the room and calls after him:

Frankie: “Don’t stay in there for to long Scotch! Father Belastigung is coming over soon for our daily prayer vigil!”

Frankie stands and rubs lotion on his hands while Scotch’s voice is heard:
Scotch: “I had no desire to partake in the prayer. In the past these vigil’s have involved my removal of clothing so that the minister could, as he puts it “cleanse my package.” Several ceremonies, of what religious purposes I don’t know, had me naked and on all fours. So when he came, I stayed in my room and observed them from a hole in the wall.”

Cut to the priest reading the Bible on the couch.
Priest: “The Lord commeth and he said -- Frankie! Are you at it again?!” Frankie walks out.
Priest: “God damn it Frankie, stop jerking off! Its just a penis, a creature of God’s earth- what’d it ever do to you? It doesn’t deserve the daily beating you give it!”

Frankie: “Oh leave me alone, I’m bored and I don’t have anything else to play with, and besides it’s not like I have my own pair of breasts that I can feel!” He puts his hands up to his chest.

Priest: “Yes it would be nice to have a pair of beuluptious breasts to feel, but I would prefer them on my thigh so that I could stick my hands in my pockets and no one would know what I was doing. But for the time being your going to have to STOP MASTURBATING!”

Frankie: “On second thought I’d rather have a vaginis.”

Priest: “What on God’s green earth is that?”

Frankie: “A vaginis. It’s a hermaphroditic sex organ which consists of a small little clitoris and one big testicle the size of a fist.”

Priest: “Frankie why the Hell do you spank it so much anyway?”

Frankie: “I have a horrible life. I’m ugly, unpopular, unathletic and legally retarded. Some people in my situation drink, some smoke and some do drugs. Me, I masturbate. So right now I’m gonna head on in the bathroom and pull my pud just for old times sake.” gets up to leave.

Priest: “That’s it Frankie! You can not enter the gates of heaven with this great blasphemy placed upon your sole! Sex with your right hand out of wedlock is a sin! The only way you can repent your sins is if you marry your right hand! Yes Frankie! Marry your right hand!" The priest walks out and Frankie is sitting there starring at his right hand.

Cut to scene with Frankie holding up his right hand. It has a face and lipstick and is made to look like a bride. The priest is standing in front of him.
Priest: “Do you take this man to be your affably wedded husband through sickness and in health?”

Frankie’s right hand: “I do.”

Priest: “And do you take this right hand to be your affably wedded wife through sickness and in health?”

Frankie: “Oh I do, I do!”

Priest: “I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your right hand.”Frankie starts kissing his hand. Cut to Scotch writing in his journal.

Scotch: voice over “What I witnessed not only scared me, it enraged me. At this time I had to deal with my brothers new relationship to his hand and with the constant voices in my head.” Cut to Scotch standing in his kitchen. Scotch’s mother is standing there with an apron on, stirring a pot. There is a large knife on the counter.

Mother: “Frankie tells me you got kicked out of school today.” Scotch stares at her.

Voice: “Scotch. Do it Scotch.”

Mother: “He also said you didn’t pray with Father Belastigung.”

Close up of knife, then back to Scotch staring.
Voice: “Scotch! Kill her. Kill her Scotch. She deserves to die.” back to mother.

Mother: “What’s wrong dear? Is everything OK?” He snaps out of it.

Scotch: “Yeah mom- it’s all good. I was just waiting for the guys to come over. That’s all.”

Mother: “Oh, well how sweet. I baked you a small pie.” She hands him a small pie.

Cut back to Scotch writing in journal.
Scotch: voice over “I had increasing thoughts of sodomizing my mother. I thought that it was foolish and probably just a phase I was going threw. I mean, everyone thinks about sodomizing their mother right? But it didn’t stop. Constantly the voice in my head urged me.” Voice: “Scotch! Do it. Touch her. Touch her Scotch. Touch her in a inpure way.” -- “The only solution to end these tormenting thoughts was to end her life. I
would kill her. The small pie. She loved to bake the small pies. I placed ten grams of Arsenic in the batter. Just like in the movies. She would die the next time she baked a small pie.”

Cut to scene with guys sitting around. Uncle Ned and Roy, Dave(cult guy who looks like Jesus), two militia guys: Crazy Rich and Stan, and Stone(drugie who sits and smokes). The camera pans around the room as Scotch talks about each one in his journal:
Scotch: voice over “My small group of friends, well I guess there the closest thing I have to actual friends, usually got together a couple times a week. They were basically an assortment of top o’ the line losers. Where to begin? Uncle Ned and Roy.”Uncle Nedand Roy are drinking beer and Roy stands up while Uncle Ned tries to light his fart.“Uncle Ned had a list of sex crimes as long as my penis and while that’s not very long,it’s still a considerable amount. He and Roy usually spent most of their time getting drunk and running amuck in the town. Although no one could confirm or deny it, I also had the suspicion that Roy served as Uncle Ned’s bitch. Dave the cult leader.” Dave is reading a book titled “The Unholy Bible” and then meditates. “Dave started a dooms day cult in California in the 1970’s. They used to live out in the desert preparing for the end. But as dooms day after dooms day passed, and the UFO never came, Dave got tired of waiting for his master and moved the cult to the suburbs. Crazy Rich and Stan.” Crazy Rich and Stan are doing stuff with a gun. “These guy’s were the most gun happy cock suckers I have ever seen. They reportedly are being hunted down by the FBI for blowing up a government building in a small Montana town. Stan used to be a full time minister, but never had time for his church, because he was always out shooting off his A-K. Now they follow Daves cult and do his bidding when the cult needs to sacrifice someone. And then there’s Stone.” Stone is starring blankly and smoking a cigarette. “They call him Stone ‘cause he’s pretty much always stoned. I think he used to be porn star. Frankie had one of his movies once, but I didn’t watch it.”

Scotch walks in and they all greet him. He sits down in the middle of the two militia guys.
Scotch: “My mother baked a small pie. Would any of you like a piece?” Uncle Ned stands up and grabs the pie.

Uncle Ned: “Give me that you little whore! I always want a piece of pie! Hair pie that is! Ohh!” Uncle Ned stuffs the small pie in his mouth and it smears all over.

Rich: “Hey Scotch I got a joke for ya.”

Scotch: “Oh, Crazy Rich is gonna try and amuse me? Well OK.”

Rich: “There’s a baby being born. The doctor pulls the baby out and the baby looks at the doctor and says ‘Are you my father?’ The doctor says ‘No. I’m not your father.’ The baby crawls back inside and says ‘I’m not commin out until I see my father!’ The doctors like oh shit -I better get the nurse. So the nurse comes in and pulls the baby out. The baby looks at the nurse and says ‘Are you my father?’ The nurse says ‘No, I’m not your father.” The baby crawl back inside and says ‘I’m not commin out until I see my father!’ So they go get the father. He pulls the baby out and the baby looks at his father and goes ‘Are you my father?’ He says ‘Yeah I’m your father.’ He goes ‘How do you like it!?’” Rich taps Scotch in the middle of his forehead. Everyone, but Scotch laughs. Scotch then grabs a beer bottle off the table and smashes it over Rich’s head. (He’s wearing an army helmet.) He slumps to the floor. Everyone becomes silent. Then Stan turns to Scotch.

Stan: “What’s wrong you’ve been bumben out lately.”

Scotch: “I don’t know. I think I need some female companionship. Some one to talk to,to share my feelings with and have a good relationship. A slut to fondle and fuck and have wild wall thumpin sex with.”

Stan: “So why don’t ya just go and get yourself a chick.”

Scotch: “I would if I could. Look at me!Everyone’s always asking me if I just woke up. Ya know why that is? Because I look like I just woke up! I look like I slept on my face! Permanently! I mean ya know- Most people wake up in the morning and it goes away in a couple of minutes. I look like this all god damn day! I have the face only a whore could love! Now ya got me going.”

Roy: “Maybe you should try working out or something. Make your self look better. Then maybe girls will check you out and you won’t even have to get off your ass to get them.”

Scotch: “I’ve tried everything! Sweated my nads off in gyms and work out centers for hours! I guess I must have done it wrong.” looks down at body.

Uncle Ned: “You should get a hair cut! The chicks love a fresh dew!”

Scotch: “Let me tell ya I’ve tried everything. I’ve buzzed it, bowled it, shaved it, curled it, remember last summer when I grew it down to my ass?”

Uncle Ned: “Yeah that looked good last summer when you grew it down to your ass. Why’d you cut it?”

Scotch: “Every time I took a shit it kept gettin caught in the john.”

Stan: Wow. That’s pretty rough. There has to be some way that you can get some. Have you ever considered a dead girl?”

Scotch: “What?!”

Stan: “Have you ever thought about having sex with a dead girl?”

Scotch: “Your a sick cock fuck!”

Stan: “Its not that big a deal. I’ve read about people who do it all the time. I myself sometimes look at a pretty girl and one side of me says I’d like to talk to her, get to know her, date her. The other side of me says I wonder what her head would look like on a stick? So would you do her if she was really hot and just died?”

Scotch: “Would the body be stiff yet?”

Stan: “No man, still warm.”

Scotch: “I ‘d have to think about it - weigh the pros and cons - form a hypothesis and come back to you with a decision on that one.”

Roy: “I know of a funeral director who I could hook you up with if your interested.”

Scotch: “No. That’s OK.”

Dave: “The vagina is a sacred thing. No matter live or dead.”

Stone: “One time my chick tried to light a vaginal fart.” Takes puff on cigarette and everyone looks at him. “The smell of burnt pubic hair filled the room for days.”

Cut back to Scotch writing in journal.
Scotch: voice over “I decided that making sweet love to a corpse wasn’t something I had always dreamed about. I pondered the possibilities of forming a relationship with a member of the opposite sex a little more and thought that it was impossible. The next day on the way to school however, I discovered I was wrong.” Cut to Scotch walking to school with backpack. Suddenly a car pulls up with a girl, (Deloris) driving.

Deloris: “Hey Scotch! Need a lift?”

Scotch: “Yeah a- sure.” Scotch gets in the car. They talk in car as they drive away to school. (Camera from behind) “Gee thanks. I hate walking to school.”

Deloris: “Don’t mention it. I saw you walking here yesterday and I figured I could give you a ride since I come this way every day. Your in my Economics class right?”

Scotch: “I guess so. Sorry, I’m not good with names. You are?”

Deloris: “Oh. My names Deloris. It’s such an ugly name isn’t it? I saw a book once that said people named Deloris were destined to work in a dinner or on their back.”

Scotch: “I think it’s a beautiful name.”

Deloris: “Oh, how sweet. Thank you Scotch.”

Scotch: “Yes, I’d like to thank you again for giving me a ride. It’s such a bitch for me to walk. I always have to go past that crazy old bastards house and he wacks shit at me.”

Deloris: “You mean the old man who lives on your road? I heard he got brutally beaten to death yesterday.” Close up of Scotch’s face.

Voice: “Scotch! What have you done!?” back to rear seat view.

Scotch quickly changes the subject.
Scotch: “Well anyway, he’s not the only problem I face on the way to school. Oh no, let me tell you. There’s a certain varsity lacrosse player who finds his fancy in racing past me in his stupid car his yuppie parents bought him and smacking me in the ass with a lacrosse ball. As he speeds off all his jock friends laugh like a bunch of retarded munchkins. Mike, that clit piercing bastard.” Scotch spazes out. “If he does that one more time I’m going to come over there and rip his mothers fucking twat off and take his severed penis and stick it between her vag lips and make him eat it like a fucking hot dogthat silly looking shit ass dick fuck.” Deloris looks at him strangely.

Deloris: “Are you OK Scotch? I didn’t mean to upset you.”

Scotch: “Oh, I’m fine- it’s all good. I just get a little upset when I think of all the injustice around here. I mean ya know- some people just want live life without a lacrosse ball or a piece of shit flying at their head every five seconds.”

Deloris: “I know what you mean. I used to have trouble with some of the cheerleaders in gym class.”

Scotch: “Why? What’d they do to you?”

Deloris: “They’d give me a medge.”

Scotch: “A medge?”

Deloris: “You know. It’s like a wedge, except for a girl.”

Scotch: “How cute.”

They pull up to school.
Deloris: “So anyway Scotch. What are you doing tomorrow night?”

Scotch: “Oh I don’t know. I have a lot of homework. I got a big project due in Public Affairs.”

Deloris: “It’s Saturday night! Why don’t you come to this party with me? It’ll be real fun. There’s gonna be a band playing and a lot of people.”

Scotch: “OK. I guess I can do it. What time?”

Deloris: “I’ll pick you up around 8.”

Scotch: “All right then -bye.” Scotch gets out of the car. Cut back to Scotch writing in journal. voice over: “I was taken aback and confused at her offer. How could any one want to be seen in public with me? I have a face only a whore could love, and she was a piece of ass like no other. I couldn’t fathom what I should do with this girl. So I asked the guys for some advice.” Cut to scene with all the guys sitting around as they had before. Dave is meditating in the corner.

Scotch: “Hey guys. I need to know what to do with a girl.” everyone laughs.

Stan: “Did you rope one in like I told ya to? Good luck trying to bang her!”

Uncle Ned gets up and says:
Uncle Ned: “ Ahh! Well now, that’s an easy dilemma! Now pay attention Scotch-‘cause old Uncle Ned is gonna show ya how it’s done! First ya got to get her good and loaded.” Chugs on beer bottle. “Then ya slip her some Roofies!” Takes pill bottle out of pocket. “Finally ya spread her out like so and its time to-Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!” Holds hand out in front of him and thrusts pelvis.

Stone: “I’ll show you how to do it, if you wanna come watch. You can learn from a pro. I was just about to go in the next room and have a bit of bearded clam.” Everyone makes sounds of disbelief (Oh-yeah right! ect.) “You guys are just jeoluos. Stone knows how to please the ladies and the ladies know how to please him.”

Roy: “You lie like you just took enema and the words are coming out your ass.”

Stone: “If you don’t believe me come and see. You can video tape it if you want. I’m gonna take this bitch to town! I’ll just be like- chica chica wa-wa!” He goes in other room. The guys stand around the door and listen. Stone talking in a female voice says: “Oh Stone your so big! Do it to me hard core!” then in his regular voice: “OK baby, but I don’t want to hurt you.” then a wet smacking noise is heard. The guys all look at each other and grimace.

Uncle Ned: “Hey I don’t want to miss the show. Lets go see what the fuck he’s doin! Get it?- Fuck he’s doin? Ohh!” Uncle Ned goes in the room and the others follow. Stone is sitting on the bed making the noise with his mouth. (close up of Stone making faces and noise.) “Hey! What the? There’s no chick in here! Stone you lying piece of cunt shit!”

Stone gets up and pushes Uncle Ned and the others out of the room as he says:
Stone: “Leave me alone! I just said that so I could smoke my bowl in peace!” slamsdoor. They go back to the room they were in.

Roy: “What do ya think that was all about?”

Scotch: “I don’t know, but why does Stone always get stoned?” Everyone shakes their head or shrugs.

Stan: “Lets ask Dave. I’ll bet he’d know. Hey were is Dave?”

Roy: “Oh, he’s meditating for pussy in the corner.” They go over to Dave and Scotch taps him with his foot.

Scotch: “Dave- snap out of it. We have a question for you.”

Dave slowly opens his eyes and stares at Scotch.
Dave: “You dare disturb me when I am summoning the great pussy? If I do not receive the great pussy, then someone will be sacrificed. That someone could be you.”

Scotch: “Yeah- anyway, we were wondering if you knew why Stone is always stoned.”

Dave: “I will tell you why. He was once a porn star. What is the most humiliating thing that could happen to a porn star?”

Everyone: “No way.”

Dave: “Yes. On the set of his sixty-ninth movie, Twat Busters, he was unable to get it up during the big orgy scene. All three bitches laughed uncontrollably at the sight of his limp pecker. He ran from the porn shoot vowing, never to be in a porno again. But down deep he loved porn. The only way he could control his anguish was to do drugs. Ever since he’s been a washed up junkie.”

Stan: “Poor Stone.”

Dave: “Yes, poor Stone. Now if you don’t leave me alone, I will castrate all of you and you can join him in his erectionless misery.” Dave closes his eyes and goes back to meditating. The guys go back and sit down.

Rich: “Stones right about one thing-watch porn then you’ll know what to do. I love porn. You ever notice how when they get the music goin its like--” imitates porno music and blow job. “I was watching this porno the other night and when the guy wipped it out the music goes-bwow” makes motion with hand of guy pulling out his cock. “It was really fucked up. They had all these gay guys with all this body piercing shit. Two of them were connected by there tongue rings with a rusty chain.” Everyone groans. “Yeah, it got better too. This one guy had his tongue and his penis pierced with a big gold chain connecting the two.” (“Shut up! That’s sick!”) “I thought it was gross at first too, but he could wag his penis! Imagine that! Have you ever tried to move your penis before? Its impossible! Try as you may, the thing won’t budge. You can sit and concentrate on it for hours, but trust me there’s no way that suckers gonna move!”

Scotch: “Yeah, that would be kind of neat. You could wag your penis back and forth like a little dog wags his tale!” Makes waging motion with tongue “I wish I had my penis pierced.”

Close up of Scotch.
Voice: “Do it Scotch. Pierce your Penis. Pierce it Scotch!”

Roy: “The only thing I wish is that I had a big cock right between my ass cheeks, so every time I sat down it would be thrusted up my hole.” Everyone stares at him. “It was a joke, OK. Take a joke.”

Cut back to Scotch writing in journal.
Scotch: voice over “They were no help in my dilemma over what I should do about Deloris. So I made up my mind for myself. I would ask her to be my girlfriend at the party the next night. Right then I was starting to feel better about myself. But of course that would come to an end with the incident the following morning.”

Scotchs mom is standing in the kitchen wearing an apron. Scotch is sitting at the table eating cereal.
Mom: “Scotch, honey. Would you be kind enough to go to the store and buy me some small pie tins? I was planning on baking some either today or tomorrow and I’m all out of those precious little tins.”

More Scotch!