Scotch: “Get on your knees and cower before me! I will show you what a piece of shit I am!” Mike kneels and Scotch puts the gun up to his forehead. Cut to view of close up of Scotchs face. “This is for Deloris. This is for all those who society has dealt a bad hand. Push us and we’ll push back!” The sound of the gun firing is heard and blood (fake blood or ketchup) is squirted all over his face. He then lowers the gun, sticks his finger down his throat and actually vomits on Mike. “Eat that bitch!” Cut to mall cop walking,looking around. voice over (normal voice) “Before when I killed it didn’t matter. The Old Man, Frankie, Deloris, they were unpopular. No one cared about them. This guy did matter. People would notice him gone. It was a short while before a rent a cop found Mike behind the mall where I through him and I was hauled off, with out a trial, to the state mental institution.” The mall cop pokes at the dead body, shakes it and then starts kicking it. After other various attempts to see that he is dead he talks into his walkie talkie. Cut to Scotch writing in journal. voice over “So here I sit. Alone in my room. The news is tired of telling my story and people are sick of hearing it. I contemplate what I’ve done and I’m glad. I forgive my brother for what he put me through. He is at peace with his penis now. But I can not except the fate of my beloved Deloris. The rage I feel will never be extinguished. So I write. Dr. McMullen says it will divert my anger. I’m not so sure. The pencil has become my enemy. These words it writes engulf me.” He holds up the pencil as he speaks out loud: “The pencil is everything, the pencil is nothing. The pencil is the end all - be all of existence. The pencil is God- it is the devil. It tortures me day after day. It is life- it is death- it is all!” He breaks it in half with one hand. Just then Uncle Ned and Crazy Rich come in and grab him.

Uncle Ned: “Dude! Scotch! Come on little buddy! We’ve come to bust you out!”

Rich: “Let’s get out of here before they catch us!” They start to run out, but a doctor stops them.

Doctor: “Stop with that patient! He’s criminally insane!” The doctor grabs Scotch and they struggle. He has a tight hold of him. Crazy Rich raises his gun.

Rich: “Let go of him or I’ll blow a hole right through your skull!”

Scotch: evil voice “Kill him!”

Doctor: “Please put your weapon down! No one needs to get hurt!”

Rich: “I swear I’ll shoot!”

Doctor: “Everything will be fine if you just put the weapon down.”

Rich: “That’s it motherfucker.”

Scotch: “God damn us everyone!” Close up of Crazy Rich. The sound of the gun being fired is heard. Cut to close up of Scotchs face with blood coming out of every opening as “Black Sabbath” by Black Sabbath plays. Cut to credits.

To read more disturbing adventures of Scotch, check out:

Scotch & Korkru

Scotch & Korkru Go To The Zoo!

Freaky Phil Main Page!

Porno Music

Yeah I got a party in my pants
and your all invited!
I know just what will make you excited!
You know you want my body -ya you a little hotty!
I’m a super porno star- I can take you really far.
I’ll really get ya goin- make all those juices flowin.
I like it when she’s eager and ready to please-
especially when she’s on her knees!
Ooh girl I want to make you feel fine-
we can even 69!

Yeah Chica chica wa wa!
I said Chica Chica wa wa!
(female voice): Chica chica wa wa!
(high voice): Chica chica wa wa!
Chica Chica wa wa!

I like a girl who knows just what she’s doin
-hops on my bed and in a flash she spreads.
Nothin better than a big chested girl who gives good head.
Break out some oil and rub it on your partner
-now rub that oil in a little harder.
I want to get on the ground and feel your big old mounds.
Let me get in your chasm and I’ll give you a great orgasm.
Why don’t you pull my pud and we can play with my happy mud.
I’ll whip it to the right-I’ll whip it to the left-I’ll whip it to my kinky death!

I said chica chica wa wa!
Yeah, let me hear ya say chica chica wa wa!
(audience): (Chica chica wa wa!)
Chica chica wa wa!
(audience): (Chica chica wa wa!)
(female voice): Chica chica wa wa!
audience: (Chica Chica wa wa!)
(high voice): Chica chica wa wa!
(audience): (Chica chica wa wa!)
Chic!
(Chic!)
Wa!
(Wa!)
Chic chica wa wa!
(Chica chica wa wa!)

Every body wants to wa wa!
Oh Chica chica wa wa!
So let down your guard and chica chica wa wa!
Yeah come on and Chica chica-
(“Bwow” sound on guitar- guy pulling it out hand motion)

(spoken): All in a good days work on the set of a porno my friends.