Why do men have nipples? We don't use them for anything exept tweeking- so why have them? Could it possibly be that we once had a purpose for them, that is now gone, like the pancrease? Did men once posses the ability to breast feed? (This mental ejaculation was brought up by Aoron Oniel who wished to have his name atributed to the spooge you are now reading.) If men could breast feed, could they also bear children? (yeah -like a grizzly bear- I don't give a fuck how ya spell it.) And if men could bear children, then who inceminated the sperm? Women? Or did everyone simply have ass sex? While ass sex may be a fruitfull and lucrative expendature of ones time, it normally doesn't produce offspring. (or maybe just lubricated expendature of ones time.) This then brings up the question of whether the ass is a viable birth canal. (see Uncle Ned & Roy and the Turd for further reading.) wo- maybe people were like worms- they could swing both ways and like had both male and female organs. That would be sweet! that way when someone tells you to go fuck yourself- you would have no problem takeing them up on their suggestion! I want to be a worm. no a monkey- monkeys get plenty of ass sex. anytime they want all day! what a life. People feed you, take care of you, and all you have to do is sit in a cage and eat, sleep and fuck! wow. I wonder if mental patients are allowed to have sex in the ward. like between patients and stuff. that’d be the closesest possible way of living like a monkey you could get to. I’ll have to check this out. I’m sure I’d have no problem getting myself commited. I’ll jut send them this! I wonder if thier are hot babes in those institutions? You always see the messed up drooling people- never any hot ones. hey- I guess beggers can’t be choosers-