Isaac: The Man Behind The Hair

Ike ordering Crack. Isaac Pentland has got to be the biggest freak I have ever met in my life. I never know what the hell he is going to do next. Thats why I hang out with him. He's my main source of entertainment and he inspires alot of the wacky stuff I write. Without him life would be... actually prety stable, more organized and a lot less complicated, but as Ike says- "It's cool , man." His main ambition in life is to follow in the footsteps of his idles Michael Richards and John Belushi and become an actor. In fact he actually went to California to do just that. People of Santa Barbra beware! Zeek has arived! His giant poof ball of hair will be attacking your city this summer when he moves in to attend Santa Barbra City College for acting and directing. So if you need an actor who looks exactly like Kramer(he won second place in a lookalike contest in Rochester NY), is good at backflips and can sing all the Blues Brothers songs, then your in luck. Below are some plublicity photos of Ike as Cosmo Kramer, and his acting resume. Isaac was recently featured on the local CBS station, ch. 5 in Syracuse durring the Seinfeld finale party. A news repoter invited him to be at a 50's style dinner for the eleven oclock news broadcast. I was surprised because it was the same dinner that he and his dad went to dressed up as the Blues Brothers for the sequels premere. Anyway, the reporter sat at the booth and when given a que, Zeek jumps in the seat next to her, pretending to almost knock her over and she introduces him as Kramer. It was hilarious and truely one of Ikes greatest moments.

Here are some of Isaacs writings:
"The Kramer Kid" a script for "Seinfeld" in which Zeek stars as the bastard child of Cosmo. Way funny- he sent it to NBC and even got a reply, but they don't except unsolicited scripts- besides now that the shows over, it wouldn't do them much good anyway.

Due to a misfortune on the school computer system, Isaacs dramatic screenplay "With Out Guidance" is lost, exept for the printed, over a hundred page manuscript he retains in a large folder....

Kramer with his clubs and his Cubans.

"Y-Y-Y-Yeah!" (applause)

Isaac Pentland: Actor, Director, Talent

Email Isaac at Isaacinsb@aol.com

Or snail mail him at:
Isaac Pentland 171 Cedar Lane Santa Barbara California 13108

(Dad's residence- now reach him at above email or adress.)
Isaac Pentland 212 Dora Ave. Syracuse NY. 13219 Apt. 3

This is Mr. Zeek's resume:

Experience:

Bye Bye Birdie- A community theater production (Theater 90, and Famous Artists) July 25, and 26. I played the part of Conrad's guitar man and I was in the chorus. Under the direction of Sharee Lemos. Hello Dolly- High School musical at West Genesee High School Camillus New York. March 7, and 9 1997. I played the part of the Judge, and was in the chorus. Under the direction of Mrs. Cambell. The Worst High School play in the world- A High school production at West Genesee. I played the part of the Sound person. Under the direction of Ms. Brackett, November 22, and 23 1996. West Genesee high school Chorale- West Genesee high school Camillus New York September 1997- today. Under the direction of Mr. Dave Norman. West Genesee High school choir- West Genesee High School, Camillus New York September 1996-June 1997. Under the direction of Mr. Dave Norman.

Bye Bye Birdie- High school musical at Marion Jr.-Sr. High School March 8, and 9 1996. I played the part of Conrad Birdie. Under the Direction of Ms. Borden, and Mrs. Shelly Thompson. Once Upon A Mattress- A high school musical at Marion Jr.-Sr. High school. Under the direction of Ms. Rebecca Borden, and Mrs. Shelly Thompsen. I played the part of Knight 1, March 10, and 11 1995.

The Pajama Game- A High School musical in Marion Jr.- Sr. High school. Under the direction of Ms. Rebecca Borden, and Ms. Shelly Thompsen. I played the part of Andersen, March 11, and 12 1994. Marion Jr. High Choir- September 1992-June 1994 under the Direction of Ms. Rebecca Borden. Marion Sr. High Choir- September 1994- June 1996 under the Direction of Ms. Rebecca Borden. Performing Arts- A class offered at Marion which required you to perform at least once a quarter of a school year. Mrs. Shelly Thompson was the teacher.

I will be moving to Santa Barbara California in mid to late July 1998 to attend Collage. My address will be: 171 Cedar Lane Santa Barbara California 13108

Ike on Cencorship

     Censorship can be sumed up in one word. That word is "fuck." Do you realize that the word "fuck" will always get beeped out on telivision, the radio and other various parts of the media? Lets say you have a made for TV movie, and the lead says "I want to fuck you up the ass." The word "ass" will be able to remain, but "fuck" will have to get changed to a much less powerfull word like "screw" or "hump." Now those are some pretty dumb words. That is a substitution for a powerfull word "fuck" for a stupid word "hump."
     On TV, the radio, and other various forms of media you are not allowed to fuck. If you show the process of fucking, your show will get thrown off the air, and a lawyer will sue your show for disorderly conduct. Also parents will complain and you probably won't be allowed to do another TV show or other "family" media things.
     Now why, you may ask is there this censorship. That too can be tied in to the word "fuck." The fucking TV stations decided what the fuck was proper. The production companies went along with it. The fucking parents love it, and and the fucking lawyers are just trying to get rich.
     If you ask me, this is just a bunch of beeping - bullbeep.

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