Couple in Bed, man is about to eat a bannana:
W:  “Hey- don’t eat my dildo!”

M:  “That’s not your dildo!  Thats my midnight snack!”

W:  “It’s my dildo!” They begin to struggle back and forth.

M:  “No it’s a snack!”

W:  “No it’s my dildo!”

Snack!
Dildo!
Snack!
Dildo!

Spokesman:  “It’s a dildo and a snack!”

M&W:  “What?”

S:  “That’s right folks- it’s the all new Pleasure Snack!  It’s your snack and your dildo!
After a long night of pleasing yourself you probably work up an awfull apatite.  Now you
don’t have to run to the kitchen any more!  Simply use the all new Pleasure Snack!”

M:  “Awe- here ya go honey.  Just let me have a bite when your done.”

close up:
S:  “Pleasure Snack.  Sold at fine stores everywhere.”

Cut to close up of man holding a bannana peal with the bannan stuffed in his mouth.
W:  “Honey- have you seen my dildo?”

(I know I ripped it off, but come on!  Dildo!)