Peolple on Heroin are more creative because Heroin makes you depressed. The more depressed you are- the more apt you are to have creative outbursts. Listen to depressing songs- or death metal- songs about killing babies. These often provoke an inspiritive feeling in me. I can think more unclearly. Thinking clearly is no way to write. Things must be unclear to you - for any good to come out of your thoughts When I want to come up with some sick shit about sex or any other topic of satire, I usually listen to Korn. Korn helps me write. Not while I’m writting- but after I listen to it and jump around my room for an hour or so- I usually can then sit down at my computer and begin to write very desturbing material. The song “Good God” usually works best to get my creative juices flowing. This may be because it has to do with lost friendship and hatered. These feelings relate to the Heroin/deppressed issue. Hatred can lead to depression and vice versa. I listen to this song wich gets me going on people I hate or things I’m deppresed about. Wich intern gets my creative juices flowing. But usually after getting these juices flowing others get flowing as well. Creativeness often has the adverse effect of makeing me horny. This may be due to the fact that I often use my creative prowess while fanatasising about certain members of the opposite sex. My brain regognises this area of thought (creativity) and expects me to indulge myself in my usual manner of complete sexual fixation, stimulation and preocupation. Sex- however, may be a stimulous of cteative thought as well as a deturant. The sexual drive and promise of sexual pleasure make people (men at least) more allert, eager and ready to do buissness if their needs have not yet been taken care of. It may then be a good thing that the President is getting some at the white house. He would be much more apt to concentrate on affairs of state if he knew that his little Bill was going to be attended to. On the other hand- to much sexual fixation leads to day dreaming and compulsive thought. However- this most likly wouldn’t happen with a person like the president who has no time durring the day for day dreaming- with a full and busy schedule. So his sexual attainten would indeed benifit his work. A good and healthy sex drive would most likley give the president more creative insights. He may then come up with a plan for dealing with world issues. If we want to solve the worlds problems - I feel all goverment officials should begiven free Heroin and prostitutes. This way we have all the bases covered. The pres and his people can shoot up and get really depressed. This will get thier creative thought proceses going. Much like it did for Kurt Cobain, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Scott Weiland and many other creative entertainers. Although we may have to shorten terms and hold elections more often, I think it would be benifical to the country if Mandatory Goverment Employee Heroin Addiction legislation were pased today. The above mentioned entertainers also had lots of sex. Get the high ranking officials some bitches to take care of their little heads so their big heads will be free to handle what we elected them for. They’l be sexually hungry all the time, wich causes agression- but not bad agression. The strive to do better in the face of pussy. Contradictingly however - it has been observed that to much of a good twat can lead to apathy. It is my beilief that the purpose of life is to reproduce. Once this has been achieved and the brain regognises that it is achieving its goal on a regular bases- our human intelligence begins to decline because it is no longer needed. Intelligence is the product of the strive to perfect the reproduction goal set forth by the amebas who sprang from the cosmic dust that was once our beutifull planet. With intelligence we can find new and interesing ways to reproduce. We can simulate reproduction (copulation) to fool our desires and think we have reached our ultimate destiny. Porn shop owners are merely socially weak in that they don’t conform to what we have established as the necasatiys to maintain and forward our civilisation. In ourder to maintain our culture and society structure it is important to disgard most of this evolutionary predespostion to sexuality. That was the main focus of religion (and still is) - that sex is bad. It was bad because it did not allow for proggress. Sexual fixation wich for the past thousand or so years was dealt with by religous institutions and society rules has returned to us today. Sex fixiated people (trust me I know) are not apt to become great inventors(unless for some sex toy). That is because sex numbs mental thinking capabilieis. Sitting in class rooms all day with beutifull and bouluptious girls has led me to understand this. It is impossible to concentrate on learning when all I want to do is fuck the shit out of the piece of ass in front of me. One good thing for single gender shcools. (Although those I’m sure would not have equal learning facilities for the females.) The promise of sex however- is a different matter. Actually being able to bang that chick would have different consiquences. After a while of being associated with a sex partner- I believe it possible for the mental abilies to once again return to the subject. The president with many sex partners and sexual escapades would have no trouble concentrating due to the fact that in a sense a pussy is being dangled in front of him for him to work harder. After a while he’ll do it automatically without thinking about the pussy itself- untill the actuall engagement. Some experiment should be concidered on this topic. If - as I believe -this hypothisis is true- it may explain the succes of better looking people vs. ugly people. While one student may be extremly intelligent - ranking in the top of their class, while haveing extremly poor looks- another student of lesser intelligence and academic standing - with very good looks may turn out better in life (as far as jobs and education) because of the intelligent students lack of sexual contact. This lack of sex may lead to depression wich as I said before leads to creativity. But which kind of creative motivation works best? Could it be that the sexual motivation works better and therefore the better out come for the good looking - sexually attractive student? Again some experimentation could be concidered here. We could castrate people and test their creative performance. Then inject others with testostorone. Probably better not. Take the average cheer leader and compare her IQ with that of the top high honor female student and I bet that the cheer leader would rank higher. THats because the cheer leaders seem of less intelligence for their sex appeal. They are used and trained to be sexually oriented The meaning of life is sex. look at the president. when it all comes down to it- no matter what we hold sacred it can all be related to sex. every thing. not just metaphorically or humorously-but out right sexual. Let me stress that blow jobs are the key to a happy and prosperous life. Essential in the continuation of the space time continueum. If we did not have them- life would fall apart. History would stop. The cosmos would end.