PEDDLER: Oh I
come from a land
From a faraway
place
Where the caravan
camels roam
Where they cut
off your ear /Where it's flat and immense
If they don't
like your face /And the heat is intense
It's barbaric,
but hey--it's home!
When the wind's
at your back
And the sun's
from the west
And the sand
in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet
and fly
To another Arabian
night!
Arabian nights
Like Arabian
days
More often than
not
Are hotter than
hot
In a lot of
good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian
moons
A fool off his
guard
Could fall and
fall hard
Out there on
the dunes.
Ah, Salaam and
good evening to you worthy friend.
Please, please,
come closer--(Camera zooms in hitting
peddler in face)
Too close, a little too close. (Camera
zooms back out
to CU)There.Welcome to Agrabah. City of
mystery, of
enchantment, and the finest merchandise this
side of the
river Jordan, on sale today, come on down!
Heh, heh.
Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and
coffee maker--also
makes Julienne fries. Will not break
(taps it on
table), will not--(it falls apart)--it
broke.
Ooohhh! Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I
have never seen
one of these intact before. This is the
famous Dead
Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open,
makes raspberry
sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins
to pan to right.
PEDDLER hurries to catch it.) Wait,
don't go!
(Stop pan.)I can see that you're only
interested in
the exceptionally rare. I think then, you
would be most
rewarded to consider...this. (PEDDLER
pulls the MAGIC
LAMP out from his sleeve.) Do not be
fooled by its
commonplace appearance. Like so many
things, it is
not what is outside, but what is inside
that counts.
(Another pan, this one slower to left.
Again, PEDDLER
rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary
lamp!
It once changed the course of a young man's life.
A young man
who liked this lamp was more than what he
seemed.
A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like
to hear the
tale? (PEDDLER pours shiny sand from the
lamp into his
hand.) It begins on a dark night (PEDDLER
throws sand
into the sky, where it forms a starry
nightscape.)
, where a dark man waits, with a dark
purpose.
(Camera tilts down to find JAFAR
sitting on his horse and IAGO
on his shoulder.
GAZEEM comes riding up to the pair.)
JAFAR: You...are late.
GAZEEM:A thousand apologies, O
patient one.
JAFAR: You have it, then?
GAZEEM:I had to slit a few throats
to get it. (Pulls out
half of the medallion. JAFAR reaches out for it,
but GAZEEM yanks it back.) Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure!
(IAGO squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ouch!
JAFAR: Trust me, my pungent
friend. You'll get what's
coming to you.
IAGO: What's coming
to you! Awk!
(JAFAR pulls out the second half
of the medallion. He connects
them, and the
insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it
flies out of
JAFAR's hand, scaring the horses, and is off
towards the
dunes.)
JAFAR: Quickly, follow the trail!
(All ride off, following the glowing
speck of light, until
it reaches a
large dune. It separates into two and the
halves plunge
into the dune. All that remains are two glowing
points of light
on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise
up, transforming
into a giant lion's head, with the glowing
points serving
as the eyes.)
JAFAR: At last, after all
my years of searching, the cave
of wonders!
IAGO:
Awk! Cave of wonders!
GAZEEM: By Allah!
JAFAR: Now, remember!
Bring me the lamp. The rest of the
treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!
(GAZEEM starts to approach the lion's
mouth, which forms the
entrance to
the cave. He chuckles as he goes.)
IAGO: Awk, the lamp!
Awk, the lamp! (Now that IAGO and
JAFAR are alone,
IAGO opens up in normal English.)
Jeez, where'd
ya dig this bozo up?
(JAFAR puts his finger to his lips
and shushes him. GAZEEM reaches
the cave, but
is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.)
CAVE:
Who disturbs my slumber?
GAZEEM: It is I, Gazeem, a humble
thief.
CAVE:
Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose
worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
(GAZEEM turns to JAFAR with a questioning look.)
JAFAR: What are you waiting for? Go on!
(GAZEEM hesitates, then moves one
foot inside the cave. With
great apprehension,
he plants his foot down. Nothing happens.
Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes.
He turns
back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune
collapses back
to normal. All that are left are JAFAR, IAGO,
and the
two separated halves of the medallion.)
CAVE: Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough.
(IAGO unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.)
IAGO:
I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're
never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just
forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so
ticked off that I'm molting! (He flies up to
JAFAR's shoulder.)
JAFAR: Patience, Iago.
Patience. Gazeem was obviously
less than worthy.
IAGO:
(Extremely sarcastically) Oh, there's a big
surprise. That's an incred--I think I'm gonna have
a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're
we gonna do? We got a big problem here,a big prob-
(JAFAR pinches his beak shut.)
JAFAR: Yes, we do.
Only one may enter. I must find this
one, this...diamond in the rough.
(Cut to a rooftop, where ALADDIN
rushes up to the edge, carrying
a loaf of bread.
He almost drops it over the edge.)
GUARD: Stop, thief!
I'll have your hands for a trophy,
street rat!
ALADDIN: (Looks
back, then down, then at the bread.) All
this for a loaf of bread?
(He jumps off, landing on two ropes
strung between buildings, with
drying clothes
on them. He skies down them, collecting bits
and pieces of
clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's
nearing the
end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches
out and
slams the shutters closed. ALADDIN slams into the
shutters and
falls to the street, his fall being broken by
numerous awnings
and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls
off the
top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread
when...)
GUARD 1: There
he is!
GUARD 2: You
won't get away so easy!
ALADDIN: You
think that was easy?
(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)
GUARD 1: You two,
over that way, and you, with me. We'll
find him.
(ALADDIN pulls a sheet over him
and wraps himself as a disguise.
He rushes over
to the women.)
ALADDIN: Morning,
ladies.
WOMAN 1: Getting
into trouble a little early today, aren't
we Aladdin?
ALADDIN: Trouble?
No way. You're only in trouble if you
get caught--
(A hand grabs ALADDIN's shoulder
and yanks him back. It's the
first GUARD.
ALADDIN's disguise falls off.)
ALADDIN: I'm in
trouble!
GUARD: ...and this time--(A
screeching sound from ABU,
then the guard's turban is pulled down over his
eyes. ABU dances on the GUARD's head, laughing.)
ALADDIN: Perfect
timing, Abu!
ABU:
Hello!
ALADDIN: Come
on, let's get outta here!
Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
That's everything!
(ALADDIN battles a GUARD wielding
a sword. He dodges a couple of
swings, then
pulls down the GUARD's pants. ABU raspberries the
GUARD, then
dodges an attack. The GUARD swings at ALADDIN,
but destroys
a barrel of fish. As ALADDIN runs off, the GUARD
pulls
a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!
(ALADDIN and ABU scamper up a pile
of barrels, then kick one down
on top of another
GUARD.)
GUARDS: (one at a time) Riffraff!
Street rat!
Scoundrel! Take that!
ALADDIN: Just
a little snack, guys!
(ALADDIN scampers to the top of
a platform. The GUARDS shake the
platform back
and fro trying to knock him off.)
GUARDS: Rip him open, take it back
guys!
ALADDIN: I can
take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
WOMEN: Who?!?
(ALADDIN jumps off the platform
to certain death, only to grab ABU's
hands like an
acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)
Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime
(ABU finds a plate full of fruit
and stuffs his mouth full like a
chipmunk.)
WOMAN: I'd blame parents,
except he hasn't got 'em!
ALADDIN: Gotta
eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
(ALADDIN and ABU exit. Cut
to MUSCLEMAN flexing to a crowd. The
GUARDS rush
past. Cut to ALADDIN and ABU behind the MUSCLEMAN,
matching
his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.)
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume.
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
(A chase sequence, in which ALADDIN
and ABU, pursued by the GUARDS,
race through
a flock of sheep, hurdle a MAN sleeping on a bed of
nails {of course
one extremely large GUARD lands on him}. ABU
disguises
himself with jewels until a SHOPKEEPER discovers him.
CROWD: Stop, thief! Vandal!
Outrage! Scandal!
ALADDIN: Let's
not be too hasty
(ALADDIN is surrounded by GUARDS
in front of a door. The door opens
and a large,
ugly LADY comes out.)
LADY: Still I think he's rather tasty
(ALADDIN tumbles away, then puts
his arm around a GUARD, acting
like they're
all chums.)
ALADDIN: Gotta
eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along!
GUARDS: WRONG!
(They all jump into a pile and fight.
When they stop, ALADDIN and
ABU are gone.
They are sneaking away in barrels. They run
across a flaming
pit, followed by GUARDS who hop up and down,
screaming in
pain as they cross the rocks. ALADDIN and ABU
pass a SWORD
SWALLOWER, then ABU goes back, pulls the sword
out of the SWALLOWER's
mouth. ABU advances on the guards,
who retreat
in fear.)
GUARD 1: He's
got a sword!
GUARD 2: You
idiot--we've ALL got swords!!
(ABU sets the sword down gently,
then runs. ALADDIN and ABU are
once again surrounded,
with GUARDS coming from left and right.
He jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street,
as the
GUARDS all crash into each other.)
ALADDIN: One jump
ahead of the hoofbeats!
CROWD: Vandal!
ALADDIN: One
hop ahead of the hump!
CROWD: Street rat!
ALADDIN: One
trick ahead of disaster
CROWD: Scoundrel!
ALADDIN: They're
quick--but I'm much faster
CROWD: Take that!
(The GUARDS chase ALADDIN up a staircase
into a room. He grabs a
carpet
and jumps out the window)
ALADDIN: Here
goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!
(The GUARDS follow him out the window,
but they go straight down to
the street,
and land in a pile with the sign "Crazy Hakim's
Discount Fertilizer."
ALADDIN uses the carpet as a parachute
to land safely
and out of danger. ALADDIN and ABU high-five each
other.)
ALADDIN: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
(ALADDIN breaks the bread in two
and gives half to ABU, who begins
to eat.
But ALADDIN looks over and sees two young children
rummaging through
the garbage for food. The GIRL sees him, then
drops her find
and tries to hide. ALADDIN looks at them, then
the bread, then
at ABU.)
ABU: Uh-oh!
(ABU takes a big bite of his food,
but ALADDIN gets up and walks
over to the
children. The GIRL pulls her brother back.)
ALADDIN: Here, go on--take it.
(The children giggle with delight.
ABU tries to swallow his bite,
then looks guilty.
He walks over to the children and offers his
bread
to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.)
ABU: Ah, don't. Huh?
(ABU sees ALADDIN walking into the
daylight, where there is a parade
going on.ALADDIN
peers over the shoulders of people. He sees
PRINCE ACHMED
riding on a horse.)
BYSTANDER 1: On
his way to the palace, I suppose.
BYSTANDER 2:
Another suitor for the princess.
(ALADDIN is startled as the two
children come running out from the
alley. The BOY
runs out in front of the PRINCE's horse,
startling it.)
PRINCE: Out of my way, you filthy brat!
(The PRINCE brings up his whip to
attack the children, but ALADDIN
jumps in front
of them and catches the whip.)
ALADDIN: Hey,
if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners
PRINCE: Oh--I teach you some manners!
(The PRINCE kicks ALADDIN into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him.)
ALADDIN: Look
at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a
horse with two rear ends!
(The PRINCE stops and turns back to ALADDIN.)
PRINCE: You are a worthless street
rat. You were born a
street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only
your fleas will mourn you.
(ALADDIN rushes the PRINCE, but
the doors to the castle slam shut
in his face.)
ALADDIN: I'm not
worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come
on, Abu. Let's go home.
(ALADDIN makes the climb to his
home with the view, then tucks in
ABU for the
night.)
ALADDIN: Riffraff,
street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy? No siree.
They'd find out, there's so much more to me.
(He pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace.)
Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be
rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems
at all.
(Dissolve to same shot during day.
Cut to int. of SULTAN's chamber.
The door
bursts open, and PRINCE ACHMED storms in, missing the
rear end of
his pants.)
PRINCE: I've never been so insulted!
SULTAN: Oh, Prince Achmed.
You're not leaving so soon, are
you?
PRINCE: Good luck marrying her off!
SULTAN: Oh, Jasmine! Jasmine!
Jasmine! (The SULTAN goes
off into the garden looking for his daughter. He
finds her, but is interrupted by RAJAH, JASMINE's
pet tiger, who blocks him off. RAJAH has a piece
of the PRINCE's undershorts in his mouth.The SULTAN
grabs the cloth and yanks it out of RAJAH's mouth.)
Confound it, Rajah! So, this is why Prince Achmed
stormed out!
JASMINE: Oh,
father. Rajah was just playing with him,
weren't you Rajah. (RAJAH comes over and allows
JASMINE to pet and hug him.) You were just playing
with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed,
weren't you? (She cuddles with RAJAH, enjoying the
moment, until she looks up at her angry father. )
Ahem.
SULTAN: Dearest, you've got to
stop rejecting every suitor
that comes to call. The law says you...
BOTH:
...must be married to a prince.
(They walk over to a dove cage.)
SULTAN: By your next birthday.
JASMINE: The
law is wrong.
SULTAN: You've only got three more
days!
JASMINE: Father,
I hate being forced into this. (She takes
a dove out of the cage and pets it.) If I do marry,
I want it to be for love.
SULTAN: Jasmine, it's not only
this law. (She hands him
the dove, and he puts it back in the cage.) I'm not
going to be around forever, and I just want to make
sure you're taken care of, provided for.
JASMINE: Try
to understand. I've never done a thing on my
own. (She swirls her finger in the water of the
pond, petting the fish.)I've never had any real
friends. (RAJAH looks up at her and growls.)
Except you, Rajah. (Satisfied, he goes back to
sleep.) I've never even been outside the palace
walls.
SULTAN: But Jasmine, you're a princess.
JASMINE: Then
maybe I don't want to be a princess. (She
splashes the water.)
SULTAN: Oooohhh! Allah forbid
you should have any
daughters!
(RAJAH looks up and thinks for a
second. JASMINE goes to the dove
cage and yanks
open the door. The birds fly off into freedom.
She watches them go. Cut to int. of SULTAN's chambers.)
SULTAN: I don't know where she gets
it from. Her mother
wasn't nearly so picky. (A shadow falls over him.
He looks up startled and sees JAFAR.) Ooh, oh.
Ah, Jafar--my most trusted advisor. I am in
desperate need of your wisdom.
JAFAR: My life is but to
serve you, my lord. (He bows.)
SULTAN: It's this suitor business.
Jasmine refuses to
choose a husband. I'm at my wit's-end.
IAGO: (In the parrot
voice) Awk! Wit's-end.
SULTAN: Oh, ha ha. Have a
cracker, pretty polly! (He
pulls a cracker out from his pocket. IAGO looks
terrified. Then the SULTAN stuffs it in IAGO's
mouth. IAGO grimaces as he tries to eat it. JAFAR
and the SULTAN both laugh.)
JAFAR: Your majesty certainly
has a way with dumb animals.
(IAGO glares at him.) Now then, perhaps I can
divine a solution to this thorny problem.
SULTAN: If anyone can help, it's
you.
JAFAR: Ah, but it would require
the use of the mystic blue
diamond.
SULTAN: Uh, my ring? But
it's been in the family for
years.
JAFAR: It is necessary to
find the princess a suitor.
(JAFAR says the word 'princess' with the accent on
the second syllable, "cess." He turns his staff
with a cobra head towards the SULTAN. The eyes of
the staff begin to glow. The room darkens, JAFAR's
voice slows down and deepens. The SULTAN's eyes
get a hypnotized look.) Don't worry. Everything
will be fine.
SULTAN: Everything...will be...fine.
JAFAR: The diamond.
SULTAN: Here, Jafar. Whatever you
need will be fine.
(The SULTAN removes his ring and
hands it to JAFAR. The room returns
to normal as
JAFAR pulls back the staff.)
JAFAR: You are most gracious,
my liege. Now run along and
play with your little toys.
SULTAN: (Still hypnotized)
Yes...that'll be...pretty good.
(JAFAR and IAGO exit. We follow
them. When they're out of the room,
the parrot spits
out the cracker.)
IAGO:
I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on
one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers...bam!
Whack!
(JAFAR pulls a rope, which reveals a hidden entrance to his chambers.)
JAFAR: Calm yourself, Iago.
IAGO:
Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
JAFAR: (Speaking over IAGO.)
Soon, I will be sultan, not
that addlepated twit.
IAGO:
And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Ha
ha!
(The pair pass through a door and
slam it shut. Diss. to ext. gardens
at night.
A shadowy figure walks through. We see it is JASMINE
in disguise.
She reaches the palace wall, then begins to climb it.
She is tugged from behind by RAJAH.)
JASMINE: Oh, I'm
sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and
have my life lived for me. I'll miss you.(She
begins to climb again, and is helped up by RAJAH,
who begins to whine and whimper.) Good bye!
(She disappears over the wall. Cut
to daytime on the street ALADDIN
and ABU are
up to their capers again. They are on top of the
awning of a
fruit stand.)
ALADDIN: Okay, Abu. Go!
(ABU dips over the edge and looks at the PROPRIETOR.)
PROPRIETOR: (To passing crowd)
Try this, your taste buds
will dance and sing. (ABU grabs a melon and
hangs there, distracting his attention.) Hey,
get your paws off that.
ABU:
Blah blah blah!
PROPRIETOR: Why, you! Get
away from here, you filthy ape!
(He grabs the melon away from ABU.
But in the foreground, ALADDIN
dips down and
snatches another melon from the stand.)
ABU: Bye bye!
(He zings back up. The PROPRIETOR
takes the melon to the front,
where he places
it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like
he has just
done this.)
ALADDIN: Nice goin' Abu. Breakfast is served.
(ALADDIN and ABU on the roof break
open the melon and eat. We see J
ASMINE walking
through the street.)
SHOPKEEPER 1: Pretty
lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass
or silver.
SHOPKEEPER 2: Sugar
dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar
dates and pistachios!
SHOPKEEPER 3: Would
the lady like a necklace. A pretty
necklace for a pretty lady.
(She is charmed by the action, but
is startled by a fish thrust
into her face.)
SHOPKEEPER 4: Fresh
fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!
JASMINE: I don't
think so. (She backs away, but bumps into
a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his
fire.) Oh, excuse me. (He gulps, then belches
fire from his mouth. JASMINE is disgusted. He is
pleased and taps his stomach. ALADDIN sees her,
and a strange look comes over his face.) I'm
really very sorry.
ALADDIN: (He's
obviously deeply in love with her.) Wow!
(She pulls the hood of her cloak
over her head. ABU sees him and
jumps up on
his shoulder, waving his hand in front of ALADDIN's
face.)
ABU: Uh oh. Hello? Hello?
(JASMINE stops at the fruit stand
and sees a young homeless child
reaching for
a piece of fruit. She picks one up and gives it to
him.)
JASMINE:
Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go. (The
boy runs off.)
PROPRIETOR: You'd better be able
to pay for that.
JASMINE:
(Mystified) Pay?
PROPRIETOR: No one steals from
my cart!
JASMINE:
Oh, I'm sorry sir. I don't have any money.
PROPRIETOR: Thief!
JASMINE:
Please, if you let me go to the palace, I can
get some from the Sultan.
PROPRIETOR: Do you know what the
penalty is for stealing?
(He takes her hand and pins it down
on the table, intending to
chop it off.)
JASMINE: No, no please!
(The sword drops, but his hand is stopped by ALADDIN's.)
ALADDIN:
Thank you kind sir. I'm so glad you've found
her. I've been looking all over for you.
JASMINE:
(whispering) What are you doing?
ALADDIN:
(whispering back) Just play along.
PROPRIETOR: You know this girl?
JASMINE:
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little
crazy. (He circles his finger around his ear.
She is shocked. The PROPRIETOR grabs him by
the vest.)
PROPRIETOR: She said she knows
the Sultan!
ALADDIN:
She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.
(ABU is picking a pocket.
He hears this, then straightens up.
JASMINE, playing
along, kneels and bows to ABU.)
JASMINE:
Oh, wise Sultan. How may I serve you?
ABU:
Well, blah blah blah blah.
ALADDIN:
Tragic, isn't it? (He leans forward, picking
up another apple from the cart with his
foot.) But, no harm done. (Walks over to
Jasmine.) Now come along sis. Time to see the
doctor.
JASMINE:
(To a camel standing nearby) Oh, hello doctor.
How are you?
ALADDIN:
No, no, no. Not that one. (To ABU, whose
pockets are bulging.) Come on, Sultan.
(ABU bows to the crowd and everything
he's stolen from the cart falls
out.)
PROPRIETOR: Huh? What is it?
(ABU picks up what he can
carry, and the trio run off.) Come back here,
you little thieves!
(Cut to int. of JAFAR's lab.
IAGO is running on a gear in a bizarre
contraption.
At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing.)
IAGO:
(huffing and puffing) With all due respect, your
rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
JAFAR: Save your breath,
Iago. Faster! (He places the
SULTAN's ring in the contraption.)
IAGO:
Yes, o mighty evil one.
(IAGO runs faster. A lightning
bolt streaks through the ring, passing
into an hourglass
below. The sands begin to swirl.)
JAFAR: Ah, sands of time--reveal
to me the one who can
enter the cave. (The sand in top forms the Cave of
Wonders. It falls through into a storm, but it
shows ALADDIN climbing up a ladder, followed by
JASMINE who is covered in her cloak.) Yes, yes!
There he is. My diamond in the rough!
IAGO:
That's him?!?! That's the clown we've been
waitin' for? (IAGO loses his footing and is sucked
into the gears.)
JAFAR: Let's have the guards
extend him an invitation to
the palace, shall we?
(IAGO goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down.)
IAGO: Swell.
(JAFAR laughs hideously, and the
camera zooms in on the sandstorm with
ALADDIN in it.
Finally, we dissolve into the real ALADDIN climbing
to the top of
the ladder, followed by JASMINE.)
ALADDIN: Almost there.
(JASMINE climbs over the top, but
trips and falls into ALADDIN's arms.
She stands up.)
JASMINE: I want
to thank you for stopping that man.
ALADDIN: Uh,
forget it. (He grabs a pole.) So, uh, this is
your first time in the marketplace, huh?
(ALADDIN pole vaults to the next building, leaving JASMINE behind.)
JASMINE: Is it
that obvious?
ALADDIN: Well,
you do kinda stand out. (He stares at her,
still in love. She returns the look. But he
realizes what he is doing, and returns to normal.)
I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous
Agrabah can be. (He lays a plank between the
buildings for her to walk over, but as he is leaned
down, she vaults over his head. He looks back in
surprise. She tosses the pole to him. Both
ALADDIN's and ABU's eyes bulge.)
JASMINE: I'm
a fast learner.
ALADDIN: Right.
C'mon, this way. (They go inside the roof
of a building, dodging planks and beams as they
go.) Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
JASMINE: Is this
where you live?
ALADDIN: Yep.
Just me and Abu. Come and go as we please.
JASMINE: Fabulous.
ALADDIN: Well,
it's not much, (he pulls back the curtain and
exposes the palace) but it's got a great view.
Palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
JASMINE: Oh,
it's wonderful.
ALADDIN: I wonder
what it would be like to live there, to
have servants and valets...
JASMINE: Oh,
sure. People who tell you where to go and how
to dress.
ALADDIN: It's
better than here. Always scraping for food
and ducking the guards.
JASMINE: You're
not free to make your own choices.
ALADDIN: Sometimes
you feel so--
JASMINE: You're
just--
BOTH:
(in unison) --trapped.
(They look at each other, realizing
that they're perfect for one
another.
But ALADDIN then realizes where he is, and breaks the
look.
He takesthe apple out of ABU's hand and rolls it down his
arm into the
hand of JASMINE.)
ALADDIN: So, where're
you from?
JASMINE: What
does it matter? I ran away, and I am not
going back.
ALADDIN: Really?
(He takes a bite from the apple in his
hand, then hands it to ABU, who has a disgusted
look on his face.)
ABU:
Why you!
(ALADDIN walks over and sits next to JASMINE.)
JASMINE: My father's
forcing me to get married.
ALADDIN: That's--that's
awful. (ABU appears from behind the
princess and tries to steal the apple.) Abu!
(ABU races up to a higher point, chattering and cursing as he goes.)
JASMINE: What?
ALADDIN: Abu
says that--uh--that's not fair.
ABU:
What?
JASMINE: Oh did
he?
ALADDIN: Yeah,
of course.
JASMINE: And
does Abu have anything else to say?
ALADDIN: Well,
uh, he wishes there was something he could do
to help.
ABU:
Oh, boy!
JASMINE: Hmm,
tell him that's very sweet.
(ALADDIN and JASMINE have been getting
closer and closer, until
ALADDIN leans
in to kiss her. He is interrupted, however,
by the GUARDS,
who have found them.)
GUARD: Here you are!
ALADDIN and JASMINE:
They've found me! (To each other) They're
after you?
JASMINE: My father
must have sent them--
ALADDIN: Do you
trust me?
JASMINE: What?
ALADDIN: Do you
trust me? (He extends his hand)
JASMINE: Yes.
(She takes it.)
ALADDIN: Then
jump!
(They both jump off the roof, fall
and land in a pile of salt. They
try to get away,
but the exit is blocked by a GUARD.)
GUARD: We just keep running
into each other, don't we,
street rat?
(Again, the GUARD's turban is pulled
down by ABU, but more guards are
here and block
the exit. The first GUARD pulls ABU off his head and
throws
him in a vase. Three other GUARDS grab ALADDIN.)
GUARD: It's the dungeon for
you, boy.
ALADDIN: Hey,
get off of me!
JASMINE: Let
go of him.
GUARD: (Not realizing she
is the princess) Look what we
have here, men--a street mouse. (He throws her
down.)
JASMINE: (standing
up and pulling off the hood of her cloak)
Unhand him, by order of the princess.
(The GUARDS suddenly stop and bow, forcing ALADDIN to bow as well.)
GUARD: Princess Jasmine.
ALADDIN: The
princess?
ABU:
(peeking out from the vase) The princess?
GUARD: What are you doing
outside the palace? And with
this street rat?
JASMINE: That's
not your concern. Do as I command. Release
him!
GUARD: Well, I would, princess,
but my orders come from
Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
(The GUARDS drag ALADDIN out, bowing as they go.)
JASMINE: (getting
a very pissed-off look) Believe me, I
will.
(Cut to int. of palace, JAFAR emerging
from his secret chambers. He
slides the door
shut carefully, but the princess comes storming
in before he
is finished. He slams it shut, pinning IAGO inside
the door frame.)
JASMINE: Jafar?
JAFAR: Oh, uh, princess.
IAGO:
Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck!
JAFAR: How may I be of service
to you? (He spreads out his
cape, hiding the door.)
JASMINE: The
guards just took a boy from the market, on your
orders.
JAFAR: Your father's charged
me with keeping peace in
Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.
JASMINE: What
was the crime?
IAGO:
I can't breathe, Jafar!
JAFAR: Why, kidnapping the
princess, of course.
IAGO:
If you could just--(JAFAR kicks him back inside the
door and it slams shut)--wow, that hurt!
JASMINE: He didn't
kidnap me! I ran away!
JAFAR: (Walking away as if
shocked) Oh, dear! Oh, why
frightfully upsetting. Had I but known.
JASMINE: What
do you mean?
JAFAR: Sadly, the boy's sentence
has already been carried
out.
JASMINE: What
sentence?
JAFAR: (with a sinister tone)
Death. (JASMINE gasps.)
By beheading.
JASMINE: No!
(She collapses to the floor.)
JAFAR: I am exceedingly sorry,
princess.
JASMINE: How
could you? (She runs from the room crying.)
(IAGO finally makes it out through
the door. He flies up and lands on
JAFAR's shoulder,
coughing.)
IAGO:
So, how did it go?
JAFAR: I think she took it
rather well. (They both get a
sinister smile on their faces.)
(Diss. to JASMINE at night, crying
at the edge of the fountain. RAJAH
comes over to
comfort her. She pets him.)
JASMINE: It's
all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his
name.
(Cut to int. of dungeon. Rats
scurry by, and we descend until we see
ALADDIN chained
to the wall.)
ALADDIN: (to himself)
She was the princess. I don't believe
it. I must have sounded so stupid to her.
ABU:
(from a distance) Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Hello!
(ABU appears at the window at the top of the dungeon.)
ALADDIN: Abu! Down here! Hey, c'mon--help me outta these.
(ABU stops, then begins chattering
wildly, dropping to the ground. He
wraps
a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an
imitation
of the princess.)
ALADDIN: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.
(ABU jumps up on ALADDIN's shoulders
and pulls a small set of tools
out of his pocket,
then frees ALADDIN.)
ABU:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ALADDIN: Don't
worry, Abu. I'll never see her again. I'm a
street rat, remember, and there's a law. She's
gotta marry a prince, she deserves it.
(ABU finally frees ALADDIN's hands.)
ABU:
Ta da!
ALADDIN: (Rubbing
his wrists) I'm a--I'm a fool
OLD MAN: You're
only a fool if you give up, boy.
(We see an OLD MAN sitting in the
corner that neither ALADDIN nor ABU
have seen before.)
ALADDIN: Who are
you?
OLD MAN: A lowly
prisoner, like yourself. But together,
perhaps we can be more.
ALADDIN: I'm
listening.
OLD MAN: There
is a cave, boy. A cave of wonders. Filled
with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd
wager.
(Listeners will note that the OLD
MAN pronounced the word
'princess' as
"prin-CESS" rather than the standard pronunciation
of "PRIN-cess."
The OLD MAN turns his back, and IAGO sticks
his head out
of JAFAR's "old man" disguise.)
IAGO:
Jafar, can ya hurry it up? I'm dyin' in here!
ALADDIN: But
the law says that only a prince can marry--
OLD MAN: You've
heard of the golden rule, haven't you boy?
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.(He grins,
showing a hideously bad mouth.)
ALADDIN: So why
would you share all of this wonderful
treasure with me?
OLD MAN: I need
a young man with strong legs and a strong
back to go in after it.
ALADDIN: Ah,
one problem. It's out there, we're in here?
(The OLD MAN walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit.)
OLD MAN: Mmm,
mmm, mmm., Things aren't always what they
seem. So, do we have a deal?
(ALADDIN looks at ABU, who shrugs his shoulders.)
ABU: Oh, hmm.
(Cut to desert scene. We see
ALADDIN leading a horse with the
OLD MAN and
ABU on it. Diss. to cave of wonders.)
CAVE:
Who disturbs my slumber?
ALADDIN: It is
I, Aladdin.
CAVE:
Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.
(The cave opens up with a roar,
and a staircase appears in front of
ALADDIN. )
OLD MAN: Remember,
boy--first fetch me the lamp, and then
you shall have your reward.
ALADDIN: C'mon,
Abu. (to ABU hiding under the shoulder of
his vest.)
(ALADDIN begins to descend the staircase.
He reaches the bottom
and enters a
golden chamber filled with treasure.)
ALADDIN: Would
ya look at that!
ABU:
Uh oh!
ALADDIN: Just
a handful of this stuff would make me richer
than the sultan!
(ABU peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it.)
ALADDIN: Abu!
(ABU stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor.)
ALADDIN: Don't...touch...anything! We gotta find that lamp.
(They begin to make their way through
the room when the CARPET rises
off the floor
and begins following them. ABU gets the feeling
they're being
followed.)
ABU: Huh?
(He turns, and the CARPET lies flat
on the floor. He continues, and
the CARPET begins
to follow again. Again, ABU turns back, but the
CARPET
is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. ABU
runs to
ALADDIN and tugs his pant leg.)
ABU:
Aladdin! Aladdin!
ALADDIN: Abu,
will ya knock it off?
(Again the CARPET follows, but this
time, when ABU turns, the carpet
jumps to the
other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls
ABU's tail.
When ABU jumps around, CARPET again goes to the other
side.
This time, ABU lands in a karate stance. CARPET reaches
down and plucks
ABU's hat off, then puts it on himself. ABU sits
thinking for
a second, until CARPET waves a tassel in front of his
face.
ABU and CARPET both jump scared, and run away. ABU tackles
ALADDIN
and turns his head to look at the CARPET.)
ALADDIN: Abu, what are you--crazy?
(The CARPET peeks out from behind a pile of treasure.)
ALADDIN: A magic
carpet! C'mon. C'mon out. I'm not gonna
hurt you.
(The CARPET slowly comes out, shyly,
then picks up ABU's hat and dusts
it off.
It flies over to ALADDIN and hands the hat to ABU next to
him.
ABU screeches, and jumps onto ALADDIN's shoulder.)
ALADDIN: Take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite.
(The CARPET again picks up ABU's
hat and hands it to him. ABU shakes
his fist and
screeches at it. CARPET begins to walk away, "sadly.")
ALADDIN: Hey,
wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help
us. (CARPET looks back, excited. It then flies
over and wraps around the pair.) Hey, whoa! You
see, we're trying to find this lamp. (CARPET
motions for them to follow it.) I think he knows
where it is.
(They pass through a long cave,
until they emerge in a giant
underground
cavern. In the centre of the room is a tall pillar,
with a
staircase going up to it. It is surrounded by water
with unevenly
placed stones forming a bridge. At the top of
the pillar is
a beam of light. ALADDIN begins to cross the bridge.)
ALADDIN: Wait
here!
ABU:
Oh. Huh?
(ABU sees a shrine with a golden
monkey. The outstretched paws hold a
giant ruby.
ABU is hypnotically drawn to it. ALADDIN climbs the
stairs
quickly. CARPET sees ABU and grabs his tail trying in vain
to hold
him back. ALADDIN finally reaches the MAGIC LAMP.)
ALADDIN: This
is it? This is what we came all the way down
here to-- (He looks down and sees ABU break free
of CARPET's hold and lunge toward the jewel.) Abu-
NO!
(ABU grabs the jewel. There
is a rumbling and the room begins to
shake.)
CAVE VOICE: Infidels!
ABU:
Uh oh!
CAVE VOICE: You have touched the
forbidden treasure. (ABU
places the jewel back into the paw, but the jewel
and the shrine melt into lava.) Now you
will never again see the light of day!
(ALADDIN races down the steps, but
they flatten into a ramp, and he
skies down until
he flies into the air. The water has turned into
lava.
He is falling toward it, when all of a sudden CARPET appears
and catches
him. ABU is standing on one of the rocks of the
bridge. He looks
left and right and sees rocks exploding into lava.
Then CARPET
races over and ALADDIN grabs him, just as the last rock
is exploding.)
ALADDIN: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!
(Together, they race back through
the caves dodging walls and falling
debris.
ABU grabs ALADDIN's head and covers his eyes.)
ALADDIN: Abu,
this is no time to panic! (He pulls ABU off
his head and sees they are flying into a wall.)
Start panicking.
(CARPET goes into a dive, then through
another cave. Finally, they
emerge through
the internal entrance. Outside, the cave begins to
growl
and close. CARPET and company are almost to the top when a
boulder drops
on carpet, sending it to the floor. ALADDIN grabs
onto the rock
wall and holds on. He sees the OLD MAN at the top,
within reach.)
ALADDIN: Help
me out!
OLD MAN: Throw
me the lamp!
ALADDIN: I can't
hold on. Give me your hand.
OLD MAN: First
give me the lamp!
(ALADDIN reaches in and pulls out
the MAGIC LAMP. He hands it up, a
nd the OLD MAN
raises it above his head.)
OLD MAN: Ha ha ha ha! Yes! At last! Ha ha ha ha!
(ALADDIN has climbed out with the
assistance of ABU. But the OLD
MAN kicks
aside ABU and grabs ALADDIN's wrist.)
ALADDIN: What
are you doing?
OLD MAN: Giving
you your reward. (JAFAR returns to his
normal voice.) Your eternal reward.
(He pulls out a crooked dagger and
is about to stab ALADDIN, when
ABU bites him
on the wrist. He screams, but lets go of ALADDIN,
who falls
into the cave. OLD MAN throws ABU into the cave as
well.
They fall. CARPET sees this, but is pinned under a
boulder.
It struggles to break free, then does. It races
up and
catches ALADDIN, but he has already hit the wall several
times, and is
unconscious. On the surface, the cave roars one
final time,
then sinks back into the sand. JAFAR pulls off
his disguise.)
JAFAR: Heh heh heh! It's mine.
It's all mine! I (He can't
find it in his pocket)--- where is it? No. NO!!
(Kiss fade to JASMINE's bedroom.
She is sitting on her bed, next
to RAJAH who
looks sad. The SULTAN walks in.)
SULTAN: Jasmine? Oh, dearest.
What's wrong?
JASMINE: Jafar...has...done
something... terrible. (She
looks as if she's been crying.)
SULTAN: There, there, there, my
child--we'll set it right.
Now, tell me everything.
(Cut to int. of cave. ALADDIN
lies unconscious on the CARPET.
ABU tries to
wake him.)
ABU: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.
(CARPET rises up, lifting ALADDIN up. He awakes slowly.)
ALADDIN: Oh, my
head. (He looks at the entrance sealed in.)
We're trapped. (Angry, shaking his fists at the
entrance) That two faced son-of-a-jackal! (Calmer)
Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.
ABU:
Aha!
(ABU pulls out the MAGIC LAMP.)
ALADDIN: Why,
you hairy little thief! Looks like such a
beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think
there's something written here, but it's hard to
make out.
(He rubs the LAMP. Suddenly
smoke comes out of the hole, the
LAMP begins
to shake and glow, but ALADDIN holds onto the
LAMP, and our
wonderful friend, the GENIE comes out.)
GENIE: Aaaaahhhhh! OY!
Ten-thousand years will give ya
such a crick in the neck! (He hangs ALADDIN on a
nearby rock. Then he pulls his head off and spins
it around, yelling as he does so. CARPET pulls a
ALADDIN down.) Whoa! Does it feel good to be
outta there! (GENIE uses the lamp end of himself as
a microphone.) Nice to be back, ladies and
gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? (Sticks the mic in
ALADDIN's face.) What's your name?
ALADDIN: Uh,
Al--uh--Aladdin.
GENIE: (Says his name as
if he's discovered something
major) Aladdin! (A neon sign lights up with
ALADDIN's name on it, circled by chase lights. The
sign changes to reflect the GENIE's upcoming line.)
Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can
we call you 'Al?' Or maybe just 'Din?' Or how
bout 'Laddi?' (GENIE disappears, then a dog
wrapped in plaid jumps in.) Sounds like 'Here, boy!
C'mon, Laddi!'
ALADDIN: (Shaking
his head) I must have hit my head harder
than I thought.
GENIE: (Still a dog) Do you
smoke? Mind if I do? (Dog
poofs into smoke, then back to the GENIE. ABU
screeches wildly.) Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I
didn't singe the fur! Hey, Rugman! Haven't seen
you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo!
Yeah! (CARPET flies over and high fives the GENIE.
GENIE looks at ALADDIN.) Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master. (Lifts his beer-gut.) Either
that or I'm gettin' bigger. Look at me from the
side--do I look different to you?
ALADDIN: Wait
a minute! I'm--your master?
GENIE: (Slaps a diploma in
ALADDIN's hand and a
mortarboard on his head.) That's right! He can
be taught!! What would you wish of me, (as Arnold
Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive,(inside a
cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with
a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside)
but never duplicated--
(He multiplies into multiple GENIES who surround him.)
DUP. GENIES: Duplicated,
duplicated, duplicated,
duplicated, duplicated, duplicated,
duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
GENIE: (Says it like a ring
announcer at a boxing match.)
Genie! Of! The Lamp! (Goes into Ed
Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right
here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment.
Thank youuuuu!
ALADDIN: Whoa!
Wish fulfillment?
GENIE: Three wishes to be
exact. And ix-nay on the
wishing for more wishes. (Turns into a slot
machine, arm pulls down and three GENIEs appear in
the windows.) That's it--three. (Three GENIE
caballeros come out of the slot.) Uno, dos, tres.
(Changes into b/w Groucho Marx.) No
substitutions, exchanges or refunds. (The duck
drops with the secret word "Refunds.'
ALADDIN: (To
ABU) Now I know I'm dreaming.
GENIE: (Music for "Friend
Like Me" begins) Master, I don't
think you quite realize what you've got here! So
why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate
the possibilities. (GENIE lights up like a
fluorescent light)
Well Ali Baba
had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie
had a thousand tales
But master you
in luck 'cause up your sleeve
You got a brand
of magic never fails!
(GENIE produces 40 thieves who surround
ALADDIN with swords.
GENIE appears
in his vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes
the thieves
into submission.)
You got some
power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition
in your camp
You got some
punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you
gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
(Boxing ring appears, ALADDIN in
the corner, being massaged
by GENIE.
Then GENIE turns into a pile of fireworks and
explodes.
Then GENIE appears inside lamp and grabs ALADDIN's
hand and
rubs lamp with it.)
Mister Aladdin
sir
What will your
pleasure be?
Let me take
your order, jot it down
You ain't never
had a friend like me
No no no!
(GENIE produces a table and chairs,
then writes down things on a
note pad, like
a waiter. )
Life is your
restaurant
And I'm your
maitre' d!
C'mon whisper
what it is you want
You ain't never
had a friend like me.
(GENIE appears as a plate of chicken,
then returns to normal,
but enlarges
his ear to listen to ALADDIN. Finally, he explodes
into four
duplicate GENIEs.)
Yes sir, we pride
ourselves on service
You're the boss,
the king, the shah!
Say what you
wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a
little more Baklava?
(The GENIEs give him a shave, haircut
and manicure, then ALADDIN
appears in a
comfy chair (eh?) surrounded by the treasure
and being fanned
by women. The GENIE appears and fills the
screen with
baklava.)
Try some of column
'A'
Try all of column
'B'
I'm in the mood
to help you dude
You ain't never
had a friend like me
(ALADDIN rises up on a column of
food with a giant A on top,
then jumps to
another column with a B on top. He falls off
and is caught
by a cushion held by GENIE. He opens his mouth,
and his tongue
turns into a staircase. A miniature GENIE
dressed
like a magician comes out.)
(The mini GENIE does a little dance
with the GENIE's two giant
hands.
At the end, they surround the mini GENIE and squish
him into nothing.)
Can your friends
do this?
Do your friends
do that?
Do your friends
pull this out their little hat
Can your friends
go poof!
Well looky here
Can your friends
go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make
the sucker disappear?
(The GENIE pulls off his head, duplicates
it, then juggles them.
He tosses them
to ALADDIN, who juggles with one hand and spins
one of the heads
on his fingertip like a basketball. He tosses
the heads
back onto the GENIE, who proceeds to try and pull
himself
out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around
until
he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into
a purple dragon
(very reminiscent of Figment from EPCOT Center).
The dragon
breathes fire, which turns into three HAREM GIRLS,
who dance around
ALADDIN. Just as he begins to enjoy them,
they disappear.)
So don't you
sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to
answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona
fide, certified
You got a genie
for a charg? d'affairs!
I got a powerful
urge to help you out
So what you
wish I really want to know
You got a wish
that's three miles long, no doubt
So all you gotta
do is rub like so, and oh!
(GENIE imitates what he is calling
ALADDIN, then turns into a
certificate
which rolls up and surrounds ALADDIN. GENIE pulls
a list
{written in Arabic} out of ALADDIN's ear, which he uses
to rub his behind
like drying off after a shower.)
Mister Aladdin,
sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job,
you big nabob
You ain't never
had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never
had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never...had
a... friend... like...me!
You ain't never
had a friend like me!
(The dancing HAREM GIRLS reappear,
and ALADDIN leans in to kiss one.
She turns
into the GENIE, who zaps four dancing elephants into
existence.
To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels,
and a
grand finale dancing number ensues. ABU grabs as much gold
as he
can, but the GENIE wraps everything up in a cyclone and
zaps it away
until they're all back in the cave. GENIE has a
neon "APPLAUSE"
sign on his back. ABU turns his hat over and
sees that is
is empty.)
GENIE: So what'll it be, master?
ALADDIN: You're
gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
GENIE: (As William F. Buckley)
Ah, almost. There are a
few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos
ALADDIN: Like?
GENIE: Ah, rule number one:
I can't kill anybody. (He
slices his head off with his finger.) So don't
ask. Rule two: I can't make anyone fall in love
with anyone else. (Head turns into a big pair of
lips which kiss ALADDIN.) You little punim, there.
(Lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a
zombie.) Rule three: I can't bring people back from
the dead. It's not a pretty picture, (He grabs
ALADDIN and shakes him) I don't like doing it! (He
poofs back to normal.) Other than that, you got
it!
ALADDIN: (Looks
at ABU as if plotting) Ah, provisos? You
mean limitations? On wishes? (To ABU) Some all
powerful genie--can't even bring people back from
the dead. I don't know, Abu--he probably can't even
get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna
have to find a way out of here--
(They start to leave, but a big
blue foot stomps down in front of
them.)
GENIE: Excuse me? Are
you lookin' at
me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did
you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're
walkin' out on me? (Gets madder and madder) I
don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your
wishes, so siddown! (They all get on CARPET.
GENIE takes the form of a stewardess, with lots of
arms pointing out the exits.) In case of
emergency, the exits are here, here, here,
here,here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside
the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!
(The CARPET and passengers fly out
of the sand in the desert and off
into the distance.
Cut to int. of SULTAN's chamber. JAFAR is
there with IAGO,
JASMINE and the SULTAN.)
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.
If it weren't for all
your years of loyal service... . From now on,
you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me,
before they are beheaded.
JAFAR: I assure you, your
highness, it won't happen again.
SULTAN: Jasmine, Jafar, now let's
put this whole messy
business behind us. Please?
JAFAR: My most abject and
humblest apologies to you as
well, princess. (He takes her hand to kiss it, but
she yanks it away.)
JASMINE: At least
some good will come of my being forced to
marry. When I am queen, I will have the
power to get rid of you.
SULTAN: That's nice. All
settled, then. Now, Jasmine,
getting back to this suitor business, (he
looks and sees Jasmine walking out) Jasmine?
Jasmine! (He runs after her.)
JAFAR: If only I had gotten
that lamp!
IAGO:
(As JASMINE) I will have the power to get rid of
you! D'oh! To think--we gotta keep kissing
up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the
rest of our lives...
JAFAR: No, Iago. Only
until she finds a chump husband.
Then she'll have us banished--or beheaded!
BOTH:
Eeewww!
IAGO:
(Has an idea) Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Jafar? What if you were the chump husband?
JAFAR: (He looks at IAGO
in insult) What?
IAGO:
Okay, you marry the princess,all right? Then, uh,
you become sultan!
JAFAR: Oh!Marry the shrew?
I become sultan. The idea has
merit!
IAGO:
Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and
the little woman off a cliff! (Dive bombs into the
floor) Kersplat!
JAFAR: Iago, I love the way
your foul little mind works!
(Both laugh as we cut to an oasis
in the desert, where CARPET is
coming in for
a landing.)
GENIE: (Still as stewardess)
Thank you for choosing Magic
Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand
until the rug has come to a complete stop. (As
ALADDIN and ABU get off down the stairway formed by
CARPET) Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you!
Good bye! (Back to normal) Well, now. How about
that, Mr. doubting mustafa?
ALADDIN: Oh,
you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-
GENIE: Dost mine ears deceive
me? Three? You are down by
ONE, boy!
ALADDIN: Ah,
no--I never actually wished to get out of the
cave. You did that on your own.
(GENIE thinks for a second, then
his jaw drops. He turns into a
sheep.)
GENIE: Well, don't I feel
just sheepish? All right, you
baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
ALADDIN: Fair
deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be
good. (To GENIE) What would you wish for?
(GENIE is hanging like a hammock between two trees.)
GENIE: Me? No one's
ever asked me that before. Well, in
my case, ah, forget it.
ALADDIN: What?
No, tell me.
GENIE: Freedom.
ALADDIN: You're
a prisoner?
GENIE: It's all part-and-parcel,
the whole genie gig.
(Grows gigantic, voice echoes) Phenomenal cosmic
powers! (Shrinks down, cramped in MAGIC LAMP.)
Itty bitty living space
ALADDIN: Genie,
that's terrible.
GENIE: (Comes out of the
LAMP) But, oh--to be free. Not
have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do
you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own
master, such a thing would be greater than all the
magic and all the treasures in all the world! But
what am I talking about, here? Let's get real
here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and
smell the hummus
ALADDIN: Why
not?
GENIE: The only way I get
outta this is if my master
wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's
happened.
ALADDIN: I'll
do it. I'll set you free.
GENIE: (Head turns into Pinocchio's
with a long nose) Uh
huh, right. Whoop!
ALADDIN: No,
really, I promise. (He pushes the nose back in
and GENIE's head returns to normal.) After make my
first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you
free. (He holds out his hand)
GENIE: Well, here's hopin'.
(Shakes ALADDIN's hand.)
O.K. Let's make some magic! (Turns into a
magician.) So how 'bout it. What is it you want
most?
ALADDIN: Well,
there's this girl--
GENIE: Eehhh! (Like a buzzer,
and GENIE's chest shows a
heart with a cross through it.) Wrong! I can't
make anybody fall in love, remember?
ALADDIN: Oh,
but Genie. She's smart and fun and...
GENIE: Pretty?
ALADDIN: Beautiful.
She's got these eyes that just...and
this hair, wow...and her smile.
GENIE: (Sitting in a Parisian
cafe with ABU and CARPET.)
Ami. C'est l'amour.
ALADDIN: But
she's the princess. To even have a chance, I'd
have to be a--hey, can you make me a prince?
GENIE: Let's see here.
(Has a "Royal Cookbook".) Uh,
chicken a'la king? (Pulls out a chicken with a
crown on its head) Nope. Alaskan king crab?
(Yanks out his finger, and we see SEBASTIAN the crab from
"The Little Mermaid" clamped on.) Ow, I
hate it when they do that. Caesar's salad? (A
dagger comes out and tries to stab him.) Et tu,
Brute? Ah, to make a prince. (Looks slyly at
ALADDIN.) Now is that an official wish? Say the
words!
ALADDIN: Genie,
I wish for you to make me a prince!
GENIE: All right! Woof
woof woof woof! (Takes on square
shoulders and looks like Arsenio Hall. Then becomes
a tailor/fashion designer.) First, that fez and
vest combo is much too third century. These
patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No!
Let's work with me here. (He takes ALADDIN's
measurements, snaps his fingers and ALADDIN is
outfitted in his prince costume.) I like it, muy
macho! Now, still needs something. What does it
say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse
me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here! (ABU tries to
cover himself with CARPET, but GENIE zaps him and
he flies over.)
ABU:
Uh oh!
GENIE: Here he comes, (ALADDIN
and GENIE are on a game
show set, where ALADDIN stands behind a podium with
"AL" on it.) And what better way to make your
grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than
riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out,
it spits! (A door bearing the GENIE's head on it
opens, where ABU is transformed into a camel. He
spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the
GENIE's not sure.) Mmm, not enough. (He snaps his
fingers and ABU turns into a fancy white horse.)
Still not enough. Let's see. What do you need?
(The GENIE snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning
ABU into: a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a '57
Cadillac, with license plate "ABU 1." (That one's
a guess, I don't know cars, but judging by the tail
fins, 'nuff said.) Finally, he's returned to
normal.) Yes!! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!!
(And on the keyword of the spell, Dumbo, ABU turns
into an elephant. CARPET struggles to get out from
under ABU's size 46 feet.) Talk about your trunk
space, check this action out!
(ABU sees his reflection in a pool
of water, then jumps into a tree.
The tree
naturally bends right back down to the ground, where ABU
hangs
on and looks at ALADDIN upside down.)
ALADDIN: Abu,
you look good.
GENIE: He's got the outfit,
he's got the elephant, but
we're not through yet. Hang on to your turban,
kid, cause we're gonna make you a star!
(We zoom out slowly with the oasis
in the distance, as fireworks
begin to explode
outward. Cut to a CU of a pile of toys.
(Look for the
BEAST here.) We tilt up and see the SULTAN
balancing them.
He carefully balances the last piece on top,
then sits
back and sighs. JAFAR storms in, though, and the
pile collapses.)
JAFAR: Sire, I have found
a solution to the problem with
your daughter.
IAGO: Awk! The
problem with your daughter!
SULTAN: Oh, really?
JAFAR: (Unrolling a scroll)
Right here. "If the princess
has not chosen a husband by the appointed time,
then the sultan shall choose for her."
SULTAN: But Jasmine hated all those
suitors! (He tries to
stuff a cracker into IAGO's mouth. IAGO backs
away. The SULTAN absentmindedly pulls the cracker
back.) How could I choose someone she hates?
(IAGO is relieved, but the SULTAN quickly stuffs a
cracker in his mouth.)
JAFAR: Not to worry, my liege.
There is more. If, in the
event a suitable prince cannot be found, a princess
must then be wed to...hmm...interesting.
SULTAN: What? Who?
JAFAR: The royal vizier!
Why, that would be...me!
SULTAN: Why, I thought the law
says that only a prince can
marry a princess, I'm quite sure.
JAFAR: Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my
lord. (He pulls out the staff and hypnotizes the
SULTAN with it.)
SULTAN: Yes...desperate measures...
JAFAR: You will order the
princess to marry me.
SULTAN: I...will order...the princess...to...(the
spell
breaks momentarily)...but you're so old!
JAFAR: (Holds the staff closer)
The princess will marry
me!
SULTAN: The princess will marry...(the
spell is again
broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare of "Prince
Ali".) What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha.
Jafar., you must come and see this!
(We see an advancing parade, led
by what appears to be the GENIE in
human form as
a MAJOR.)
MARCHERS: Make way for
Prince Ali!
SWORDSMEN: Say hey! It's
Prince Ali!
MAJOR: Hey, clear the way
in the old bazaar,
Hey you, let
us through, it's a bright new star,
Now come, be
the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here
he comes,
Ring bells,
bang the drums.
You're gonna
love this guy
(The MAJOR mingles amongst different crowd members.)
Prince Ali, fabulous
he, Ali Ababwa!
Genuflect, show
some respect
Down on one
knee
(ABU the elephant marches through town, with ALADDIN (ALI) on his back.)
Now try your
best to stay calm
Brush up your
Sunday Salaam
And come and
meet his spectacular coterie.
(IAGO is dancing to the music until
JAFAR glares at him. The
MAJOR "wheelbarrows"
six men up onto ABU's trunk. They stand
on each other's
shoulders as ALI shakes hands.)
Prince Ali, mighty
is he, Ali Ababwa!
Strong as ten
regular men, definitely
He faced the
galloping hordes
A hundred bad
guys with swords
Who sent those
goons to their lords, why Prince Ali!
(The pile collapses on ALI, but
a GENIE (tm) brand lightning bolt
zaps the pile
and he ends up holding them all up in an acrobatic
wheel
formation. The GENIE turns into an old man, then a child
and speaks the
last two lines to the crowd.)
CHORUS OF MEN:(Carrying the camels) He's got seventy-five golden camels!
(In pops a typical parade commentator)
HARRY: Don't they look lovely, June?
CHORUS OF WOMEN: (On a float) Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three!
(In comes another commentator.)
JUNE: Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers!
GENIE: (GENIE is off screen,
a giant balloon gorilla proceeds down
the parade)
When it comes
to exotic type mammals
Has he got a
zoo, I'm telling you
It's a world
class menagerie!
(GENIE pops in as a leopard, then
a goat, and speaks the last two
lines to the
two children from earlier. We cut to a balcony,
where three
HAREM GIRLS are joined by the HAREM GENIE.)
GENIE:
GIRLS: (in couterpoint)
Prince Ali,
Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
There's no question this Ali's alluring
That physique,
how can I speak
Never ordinary, never boring
Weak at the
knee
Everything about the man just plain impresses
Well, get on
out in that square
He's a wonder, he's a whiz, a wonder
Adjust your
veil and prepare
He's about to pull my heart asunder
To gawk and
grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
(JASMINE has been watching from
the balcony of the palace. She
humphs it off,
then leaves.)
CHORUS: He's got ninety-five white
Persian monkeys!
(He's got the
monkeys, let's see the monkeys!)
And to view
them, he charges no fee!
(He's generous,
so generous)
He's got slaves,
he's got servants and flunkies!
(Proud to work
for him)
They bow to
his whim, love serving him
They're just
lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!
(ALADDIN throws gold coins out to
the people, who rush over to
collect them.
ABU and the parade march up the steps of the
palace and inside.
The SULTAN runs back inside to the door
to the throne
room, but JAFAR stands in front of the door.
Suddenly, it
bursts open, with ABU leading the way, and crushing
JAFAR
and IAGO behind the door.)
GENIE: Prince Ali!
Amorous he!
Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess
was a sight lovely to see!
And that,good
people, is why
He got dolled
up and dropped by
With sixty elephants,
llamas galore
With his bears
and lions
A brass band
and more
With his forty
fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that
warble on key
Make way for
Prince Ali!
(More and more fanfare build up
until ALADDIN flies off ABU's back
on MAGIC CARPET
and flies down to the SULTAN. JAFAR slams the
door shut.)
SULTAN: (Clapping) Splendid, absolutely
marvelous.
ALADDIN: (Takes
on a deeper voice.) Ahem. Your majesty, I have
journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
SULTAN: Prince Ali Ababwa!
Of course. I'm delighted to
meet you. (He rushes over and shakes ALI's hand.)
This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted
too.
JAFAR: (Extremely dryly)
Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince
Abooboo--
ALADDIN: --Ababwa!
JAFAR: Whatever. You
cannot just parade in here uninvited
and expect to--
SULTAN: ...by Allah, this is quite
a remarkable device.
(He tugs at the tassels, and they tug his
moustache.) I don't suppose I might...
ALADDIN: Why
certainly, your majesty. Allow me.
(He helps the SULTAN up onto the
CARPET, and he plops down.
JAFAR pins the
CARPET down on the floor with the staff.)
JAFAR: Sire, I must advise
against this--
SULTAN: --Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.
(He kicks away the staff and CARPET
and SULTAN fly away. IAGO, who
was standing
on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly
bopping
the staff with his beak as he descends. SULTAN and
CARPET fly high
into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack,
flying
under ABU, scaring him. The flight continues in the
background,
while JAFAR and ALI talk in the foreground.)
JAFAR: Just where did you
say you were from?
ALADDIN: Oh,
much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
(He smiles. JAFAR does not.)
JAFAR: Try me. (IAGO
lands on the staff.)
SULTAN: Look out, Polly!
(They all duck in time as the CARPET
whizzes centimetres over their
heads.
CARPET returns and the SULTAN chases IAGO around the room.)
IAGO: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug!
(The CARPET zooms underneath IAGO,
who sighs, wipes his brow, and
crashes into
a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head
is circled by
miniature SULTANS on CARPETS, saying "Have a cracker,
have a cracker.
The real SULTAN begins his final approach.)
SULTAN: Out of the way, I'm coming
in to land. Jafar,
watch this! (He lands.)
JAFAR: Spectacular, your
highness.
SULTAN: Ooh, lovely. Yes,
I do seem to have a knack for
it. (CARPET walks over to ABU dizzily, then
collapses. ABU catches it.) This is a very
impressive youth. And a prince as well. (Whispers
to JAFAR) If we're lucky, you won't have to marry
Jasmine after all.
JAFAR: I don't trust him,
sire.
SULTAN: Nonsense. One thing
I pride myself on Jafar, I'm
an excellent judge of character.
IAGO: Oh, excellent
judge, yeah, sure...not!!!
(JASMINE walks in quietly.)
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one!
ALADDIN: And
I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine!
JAFAR: Your highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's
behalf. (JASMINE hears this and gets mad.) This
boy is no different than the others. What makes
him think he is worthy of the princess?
ALADDIN: Your
majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa! (He pricks
JAFAR's goatee, which springs out in all
directions.) Just let her meet me. I will win
your daughter!
JASMINE: How
dare you! (They all look at her surprised.)
All of you, standing around deciding my future? I
am not a prize to be won! (She storms out.)
SULTAN: Oh, dear. Don't worry,
Prince Ali. Just give
Jasmine time to cool down. (They exit.)
JAFAR: I think it's time
to say good bye to Prince
Abooboo.
(Diss to JASMINE on her balcony
at night. We tilt down and find
ALADDIN and
company in the courtyard.)
ALADDIN: What
am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me
talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull
off this stupid prince wish. (ABU struggles with
his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes
it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then
tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the
same.)
GENIE: (to carpet, playing
chess) So move! (CARPET does,
knocking a black piece off the board.) Hey.
That's a good move. (As Rodney Dangerfield) I
can't believe it--I'm losing to a rug.
ALADDIN: Genie,
I need help.
GENIE: (as Jack Nicholson)
All right, sparky, here's the
deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta
be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?
ALADDIN: What?
GENIE: (Back to normal, wearing
a mortarboard. He points
out his words on a blackboard) Tell her
the...TRUTH!!!
ALADDIN: No way!
If Jasmine found out I was really some
crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me. (He
puts on his turban, which lights up as the GENIE.)
GENIE: A woman appreciates
a man who can make her laugh!
(ALADDIN pulls the chain turning off the light.
GENIE comes out holding the real turban.) Al, all
joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself.
ALADDIN: Hey,
that's the last thing I want to be. Okay,
I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool,
confident. How do I look?
GENIE: (Sadly) Like a prince.
(ALADDIN flies up to the balcony
on CARPET. JASMINE is on her bed,
sighing.
RAJAH is by her side.)
ALADDIN: (From a distance) Princess Jasmine?
(RAJAH looks up and growls.)
JASMINE: Who's
there?
ALADDIN: It's
me--Prince Ali. Ahem--(Then he jumps to his
deep voice) Prince Ali Ababwa.
JASMINE: I do
not want to see you.
ALADDIN: No,
no, please princess. Give me a chance. (RAJAH
growls and advances on him.)
JAFAR: Just leave me alone.
ALADDIN: Down
kitty!
(Over the edge of the balcony, CARPET is watching with GENIE below.)
GENIE: How's our beau doing?
(CARPET cuts his neck with his finger.)
ALADDIN: Good
kitty, take off. Down kitty. (He takes off
his turban to brush RAJAH away.)
JASMINE: (She
looks at him thinking she has seen him
before.) Wait, wait. Do I know you?
ALADDIN: (Quickly
replaces his turban) Uh, no, no.
JASMINE: You
remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
ALADDIN: The
marketplace? (A bee buzzes around his head.)
I have servants that go to the marketplace for me.
Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace
for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you
met.
JASMINE: (She
looks disappointed.) No, I guess not.
BEE:
(It's the GENIE) Enough about you, Casanova. Talk
about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.
Anything--pick a feature!
ALADDIN: Um,
Princess Jasmine? You're very...
BEE:
Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!
ALADDIN: Punctual!
JASMINE: Punctual?
BEE:
Sorry.
ALADDIN: Beautiful.
BEE:
Nice recovery.
JASMINE: Hmm.
I'm rich too, you know.
ALADDIN: Yeah!
JASMINE: The
daughter of a sultan
ALADDIN: I know.
JASMINE: A fine
prize for any prince to marry.
ALADDIN: Uh,
right. Right. A prince like me.
BEE:
(Buzzing in his ear) Warning! Warning!
JASMINE: Right,
a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering, peacock I've met!
BEE:
(Rear end on fire, wearing goggles and crashing) Mayday!
Mayday!
JASMINE: Just
go jump off a balcony! (She turns and walks away)
ALADDIN: What?
BEE:
Stop her! Stop her! Do you want me to sting her?
ALADDIN: (Swats
at bee) Buzz off!
BEE:
Okay, fine. But remember--bee yourself! (BEE buzzes into
his turban)
ALADDIN: Yeah,
right!
JASMINE: What!?!
ALADDIN: Uh,
you're right. You aren't just some prize to be
won. (He looks disappointed.) You should be free
to make your own choice. (JASMINE and RAJAH look
at each other in confusion.) I'll go now. (He
steps up on the ledge and drops off.)
JASMINE: No!
ALADDIN: (Pokes
his head up from over the edge) What? What?
JASMINE: (Now
she's amazed) How--how are you doing that?
(She looks over the edge and sees the CARPET.)
ALADDIN: It's
a magic carpet.
JASMINE: It's
lovely. (CARPET takes JASMINE's hand with a
tassel.)
ALADDIN: You,
uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you?
We could get out of the palace, see the world.
JASMINE: Is it
safe?
ALADDIN: Sure.
Do you trust me?
JASMINE: (She
looks at him at the saying of that all-
important line) What?
ALADDIN: (Extends
his hand the same as before) Do you trust
me?
JASMINE: (Gets
a sly grin on her face) Yes.
(She takes his hand and gets up
on CARPET. It zooms into the sky,
knocking them
both into sitting positions. The music of "A Whole
New World"
swells. JASMINE looks back and sees RAJAH looking
up at her questioningly.
She gasps as they fly over the palace
wall and
into the sky.)
ALADDIN: I can
show you the world
Shining, shimmering,
splendid.
Tell me princess,
now when did you last
Let your heart
decide?
(CARPET zooms down through the town,
stopping slightly to pick a
flower.
It gives the flower to ALADDIN, who gives it to JASMINE.
She smiles.)
I can open your
eyes
Take you wonder
by wonder
Over, sideways,
and under
On a magic carpet
ride
(CARPET does as ALADDIN sings, then zooms into the clouds.)
A whole new world!
A new fantastic
point of view
No one to tell
us no
Or where to
go
Or say we're
only dreaming
(JASMINE looks back and watches
Agrabah disappear from sight. CARPET
flies in and
out of the clouds.)
JASMINE: A whole
new world
A dazzling place
I never knew
But when I'm
way up here
It's crystal
clear
That now I'm
in a whole new world with you!
ALADDIN: Now I'm in a whole new world with you!
(They each catch a small cloud as
CARPET continues the flight. It
then circles
a pillar of clouds, giving a swirly look to it.)
JASMINE: Unbelievable
sights
Indescribable
feeling
Soaring, tumbling,
freewheeling
Through an endless
diamond sky
(They join a flock of birds in the
sky. One of them looks terrified
and squawks.
CARPET does somersaults and flips, at times putting
ALADDIN and
JASMINE in free-fall, but catching them. They then
zoom above the
clouds where a starry night awaits them.)
JASMINE: A whole
new world!
ALADDIN: Don't
you dare close your eyes
JASMINE: An hundred
thousand things to see
ALADDIN: Hold
your breath--it gets better!
JASMINE: I'm
like a shooting star,
I've come so
far
I can't go back
to where I used to be!
(They zoom down over a river, apparently
the Nile, for beyond the
ship's
sails are the Great Pyramids. They wave at a worker
sculpting
the complete nose of the Sphinx. He smiles, but
chisels too
much and breaks off the front section of the nose.)
ALADDIN: A whole
new world!
JASMINE: Every
turn a surprise
ALADDIN: With
new horizons to pursue
JASMINE: Every
moment, red-letter
(They fly alongside wild horses running. JASMINE pets one of them.)
BOTH: I'll chase them
anywhere
There's time
to spare
Let me share
this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where
we'll be
(They fly through Greece, where
ALADDIN grabs an apple from a
tree and rolls
it down his arm to JASMINE, who is now sure
she is dealing
with ALADDIN, not PRINCE ALI.)
ALADDIN: A thrilling
chase
JASMINE: A wondrous
place
BOTH:
For you and me!
(CARPET hovers along over a lake,
and we see the reflection of
the moon in
the lake. Fireworks burst and we see the couple
at a Chinese
New Year celebration, sitting on a rooftop.)
JASMINE: It's
all so magical.
ALADDIN: Yeah.
JASMINE: (She
looks at him and decides to burst the bubble)
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
ALADDIN: Nah.
He hates fireworks. (CARPET looks up
realizing what is happening.) He doesn't really
like flying either. (And now ALADDIN realizes it)
That is...oh no!
JASMINE: (She
pulls off his turban) You are the boy from the
market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
ALADDIN: Jasmine,
I'm sorry.
JASMINE: Did
you think I was stupid?
ALADDIN: No!
JASMINE: That
I wouldn't figure it out?
ALADDIN: No.
I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not
what I meant.
JASMINE: Who
are you? Tell me the truth!
ALADDIN: The
truth? (He looks at CARPET who wave him on,
giving up hope.) The truth...the truth is...I
sometimes dress as a commoner to escape the
pressures of palace life. (CARPET slumps down in
defeat.) But I really am a prince! (The feather on
his turban falls down over his eyes.)
JASMINE: Why
didn't you just tell me?
ALADDIN: Well,
you know, um...royalty going out into the
city in disguise, it sounds a little strange,
don't you think?
JASMINE: Not
that strange.
(She flicks up the feather and cuddles
with him. CARPET puts a
tassel under
his "chin" and looks mystified. Dissolve to ext.
of palace balcony,
where ALADDIN and JASMINE return. CARPET
forms a set
of steps and she descends. ALADDIN then descends
just below
the balcony.)
JASMINE: Good
night, my handsome prince.
ALADDIN: Sleep
well, princess.
(They slowly lean forward to kiss,
but CARPET bumps him up and they
kiss sooner
than expected. She walks away slowly then turns and
looks at him.
Finally she enters her room through the curtain.)
ALADDIN: Yes!
(He falls back onto the CARPET, who descends
to the ground.) For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.
(He looks up at JASMINE's balcony, and four sets of hands grab him.)
ALADDIN: Hey!
What? (A gag is tied around his mouth.
Muffled words) Abu! Abu! (We see the elephant
hanging from a net tied in a tree.)
GUARD: Hold him!
(Shackles are placed on his feet
and his hands. Another GUARD ties
CARPET in a
knot around a tree.)
JAFAR: I'm afraid you've worn
out your welcome, Prince
Abooboo. (Walks away.) Make sure he's
never found.
(A GUARD hits him in the head, and
he falls unconscious. Cut to a
cliff, where
GUARDS laugh as ALADDIN's body drops into the water.
He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock
hits the
sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles
out. He
sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he
loses consciousness
and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled
by his movement,
rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes,
and GENIE emerges
with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap)
GENIE: Never fails.
Get in the bath and there's a rub at
the lamp. (Squeaks the duck) Hello. (Sees
unconscious ALADDIN) Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it!
You can't cheat on this one! I can't help you
unless you make a wish. You have to say "Genie I
want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. C'mon
Aladdin!! (He grabs ALADDIN by the shoulders and
shakes him. His head goes up, then falls.) I'll
take that as a yes. (Head turns into a siren.)
Wooga! Wooga! (Turns into a submarine.) Up
scope! (He babbles in something that sounds like
German. On the surface, a giant water spout
emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. ALADDIN
reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs.)
Don't you scare me like that!
ALADDIN: Genie,
I--uh, I-uh...(He can't think of how to say
it, so they just hug each other.) Thanks, Genie.
GENIE: Oh, Al. I'm
gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not
that I want to pick out curtains or anything.
(Cut to JASMINE in her room, humming
"A Whole New World" and brushing
her hair. The
SULTAN appears in one of the double doors,hypnotized.)
SULTAN: Jasmine!
JASMINE: Oh,
father--I just had the most wonderful time.
I'm so happy.
SULTAN: (Still monotone from the
hypnosis) You should be,
Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
JASMINE: What?
SULTAN: (The other door opens and
reveals JAFAR.) You will
wed Jafar.
(JASMINE gasps at the sight of him.)
JAFAR: You're speechless,
I see. A fine quality in a
wife.
JASMINE: I will
never marry you. (She goes to the SULTAN)
Father, I choose Prince Ali!
JAFAR: Prince Ali left!
(A quick pan finds ALADDIN standing in the doorway to the balcony.)
ALADDIN: Better
check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
JASMINE: Prince
Ali!
(JAFAR gasps at the sight of ALADDIN.)
IAGO:
How in the he--(back to parrot-ese)--uh, awk!
ALADDIN: Tell
them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me
killed.
JAFAR: What? (He goes
to the SULTAN) Ridiculous
nonsense, your highness. He is obviously lying.
(He brings the staff close to the SULTAN's face.)
SULTAN: Obviously...lying.
(ALADDIN sees the staff with its glowing eyes.)
JASMINE: Father,
what's wrong with you?
ALADDIN: I know!
(ALADDIN grabs the staff and smashes
it on the floor. JAFAR flinches
and the spell
is broken for good.)
SULTAN: Oh, oh, oh my!
ALADDIN: Your
highness, Jafar's been controlling you with
this! (He advances the staff)
SULTAN: What? Jafar?
You, you traitor!
(The trio advances on JAFAR.)
JAFAR: Your majesty, all of
this can be explained.
SULTAN: Guards! Guards!
IAGO:
Well, that's it--we're dead, forget about it. Just
dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.
(But JAFAR sees the lamp in ALADDIN's
pocket. He makes a move, but
is grabbed by
guards.)
SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.
JAFAR: This is not done yet,
boy!
(JAFAR pulls a vial from his pocket.
ALADDIN sees this and rushes
him, but JAFAR
throws the vial to the floor. A large red cloud
appears.
When it is gone, so is JAFAR.)
SULTAN: Find him, search everywhere!
ALADDIN: Jasmine,
are you all right?
JASMINE: Yes.
(They lean in to kiss, but the SULTAN barges between them.)
SULTAN: Jafar, my most trusted counselor,
plotting against
me all this time. Just horrible. How will I ever-
(He stops in mid sentence and looks at the pair.)
Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a
suitor? (She nods) Ha ha! Praise Allah! You
brilliant boy, I could kiss you! I won't--I'll
leave that to my--. You two will be wed at once!
Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and
then my boy, you will be sultan!
ALADDIN: Sultan?
SULTAN: Yes, a fine upstanding
youth like yourself, a
person of your unimpeachable moral character is
exactly what this kingdom needs! (ALADDIN looks
concerned at this.)
(Cut to int. of JAFAR's chambers. JAFAR and IAGO enter.)
IAGO:
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get-- I gotta
start packing, your highness. Only essentials.
(IAGO starts throwing things out of his cage.
JAFAR smiles broadly.) Travel light! Bring the
guns, the weapons, the knives (Stops and takes out
a picture of himself and JAFAR) and how about
this picture? I don't know--I think I'm making a
weird face in it. (JAFAR starts to laugh wildly.)
Oh, boy--he's gone nuts. He's cracked. (IAGO
flies down to him and knocks on his head.) Jafar?
Jafar? Get a grip, Jafar! (JAFAR grabs him around
the neck) Good grip!
JAFAR: Prince Ali is nothing
more than that ragged urchin
Aladdin. He has the lamp, Iago.
IAGO:
Why that miserable--
JAFAR: But you are going
to relieve him of it!
IAGO:
Me?
(Cut to ext. of palace. ALADDIN is looking at the gardens.)
ALADDIN: Sultan? They want me to be sultan?
(GENIE comes out of lamp)
GENIE: Huzzah! Hail
the conquering hero! (Turns into a
one-man band. He sees ALADDIN walk away with his
head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up
with an idea, then zooms over to ALADDIN. He holds
up his hands like a director scoping a picture and
we look through them.) Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do
next? (ALADDIN looks at him, then walks away in
sadness to the bed, where he falls on it and sighs.
GENIE again is confused, then goes to him and pulls
out a script labeled "Aladdin." Whispering: )
Psst, your line is "I'm going to free the genie."
Anytime.
ALADDIN: Genie...I
can't.
GENIE: Sure you can.
You just go "Genie, I wish you
free." (He grabs ALADDIN's head and uses
him as a mock ventriloquist's dummy. ALADDIN pulls away.)
ALADDIN: I'm
serious. Look, I'm sorry--I really am. But
they want to make me sultan--no!, They want to make
Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
GENIE: Al, you won!
ALADDIN: Because
of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm
anything is because of you. What if they find out
I'm not really a prince? (Quietly) What if
Jasmine finds out? I'll lose her. Genie, I can't
keep this up on my own. I can't wish you free.
GENIE: (Sarcastically) Hey,
I understand. After all,
you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning
to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me,
master. (He says the last word in disgust, then
poofs back into the lamp.)
(ABU and CARPET are watching from the window.)
ABU:
Ohhh.
ALADDIN: Genie,
I'm really sorry. (A tongue comes out of the
spout and raspberries him.) Well, fine. (He slams
a pillow on top of the LAMP.) Then just stay in
there! (He looks at ABU and CARPET.) What are you
guys looking at? (They both leave.) Look, I--I'm
sorry. Wait, Abu-- wait--I'm sorry, I didn't--
wait, c'mon. (He sighs.) What am I doing?
Genie's right--I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
JASMINE: (From
a distance) Ali, oh Ali--will you come here?
ALADDIN: (Putting
on his turban) Well, here goes. (He walks
into the garden.) Jasmine? Where are you?
(We see IAGO wearing a beak and
standing on stilts next to a FLAMINGO
in the pond.
He is imitating JASMINE's voice.)
IAGO:
Ahem--In the menagerie, hurry.
ALADDIN: I'm
coming.
(We see ALADDIN hurry past, not
noticing the birds. IAGO laughs,
then turns back
and looks into the face of a FLAMINGO, who is
panting.)
FLAMINGO: D'uh!
IAGO:
Ya got a problem, pinky? (He sweeps the bird's
feet out from under it. IAGO runs into the palace
and finds the lamp under the pillow.) Boy, Jafar's
gonna be happy to see you! (Stretches his face
like JAFAR's and imitates it.) Good work, Iago!
(Normal) Ah, go on. (JAFAR) No, really--on a scale
of one to ten, you are an eleven! (Normal) Ah,
Jafar--you're too kind. I'm embarrassed, I'm
blushing. (He flies away with the lamp.)
(Cut to the palace entrance.
The SULTAN is standing on top, making
an announcement
to the people.)
SULTAN: People of Agrabah, My daughter
has finally chosen a
suitor!
(Cut to behind the curtain, where
JASMINE is peeking. ALADDIN
appears at the
bottom of the stairs.)
ALADDIN: Jasmine?
JASMINE: Ali,
where have you been?
ALADDIN: There's
something I've got to tell you.
JASMINE: The
whole kingdom has turned out for father's
announcement!
ALADDIN: No!
But Jasmine, listen to me, please!
JASMINE: Good
luck! (She pushes him out onto the platform
with the SULTAN, where he overlooks the entire
crowd.)
SULTAN: ...Ali Ababwa!
ALADDIN: Oh,
boy!
(Far above, IAGO and JAFAR watch through a window.)
IAGO: Look at them,
cheering that little pipsqueak.
JAFAR: Let them cheer.
(He lifts the lamp and rubs it. GENIE comes out.)
GENIE: You know Al, I'm getting
(turns and sees JAFAR)
reallyyyyyy--I don't think you're him. (He
descends and consults a playbill.) Tonight, the
role of Al will be played by a tall, dark and
sinister ugly man.
JAFAR: I am your master now.
(He throws GENIE to the
ground and puts his foot on GENIE's face.)
GENIE: I was afraid of that.
JAFAR: Genie, grant me my
first wish. I wish to rule on
high, as sultan!!!
(Cut to ext where dark clouds circle
the castle. The castle shakes.
The roof rips
off and the SULTAN and ALADDIN duck.)
ALADDIN: Whoa!
SULTAN: Bless my soul. What
is this? What is going on?
(His turban lifts off his head.
When he grabs it, his whole body
flies up, then
is stripped of all his clothing except his boxer
shorts.
The clothing reappears on JAFAR.)
JAFAR: Heh heh heh!
SULTAN: Jafar, you vile betrayer.
IAGO:
That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.
ALADDIN: Oh,
yeah? Well, we'll just see about that! (Pulls
off his own turban, but finds it empty) The lamp!
JAFAR: Finders-keepers, Abooboo.
(They both look up and see a gigantic
GENIE lift the palace into
the clouds..
ALADDIN whistles and CARPET flies up to greet him.
They fly up near the GENIE's head.)
ALADDIN: Genie!
No!
GENIE: Sorry, kid--I got
a new master now. (He places the
palace on top of a mountain.)
SULTAN: Jafar, I order you to stop!
JAFAR: There's a new order
now--my order! Finally, you
will bow to me!
(The SULTAN bows, but JASMINE does not.)
JAFAR: We'll never bow to
you!
IAGO:
Why am I not surprised?
JAFAR: If you will not bow
before a sultan, then you will
cower before a sorcerer! (To GENIE) Genie, my
second wish--I wish to be the most powerful
sorcerer in the world!
(GENIE extends his finger.
ALADDIN tries to stop him, but he cannot,
and another
GENIE (tm) brand lightning bolt strikes JAFAR,
returning
him to his normal look.)
IAGO:
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for
Sorcerer Jafar!
JAFAR: Now where were we?
Ah, yes--abject humiliation!
(He zaps JASMINE and the SULTAN with his staff, and
they both bow to him. RAJAH comes running at him.
He zaps RAJAH, and the tiger turns into a kitty-
cat.) Down, boy! Oh, princess--(lifts her chin
with his staff)--there's someone I'm dying to
introduce you to.
ALADDIN: (off-camera)
Jafar! Get your hands off her!
(JAFAR zaps ALADDIN. CARPET flies away.)
JAFAR: Prince Ali
Yes, it is he,
But not as you
know him.
Read my lips
and come to grips
With reality
(JAFAR brings the two of them closer in the air.)
Yes, meet a blast
from your past
Whose lies were
too good to last
Say hello to
your precious Prince Ali!
(JAFAR zaps ALI back to ALADDIN.)
IAGO:
Or should we say Aladdin?
ALADDIN: Jasmine,
I tried to tell you.
JAFAR: So Ali turns out to
be merely Aladdin
Just a con,
need I go on?
Take it from
me
His personality
flaws
Give me adequate
cause
To send him
packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects
take a terminal dip
His assets frozen,
the venue chosen
Is the ends
of the earth, whoopee!
So long,
IAGO:
Good bye, see ya!
JAFAR: Ex-Prince Ali!
(JAFAR has zapped ABU back to normal.
He sends the two of them into
a tall pillar,
then launches it like a rocket, but not before
CARPET can get
in. F2B, then we see a snowy wasteland, where
the pillar crashes
and rolls. It finally comes to a stop.
ALADDIN emerges,
obviously very cold.)
ALADDIN: Abu?
Abu! (He looks back at a shivering pile of
snow.) Oh, this is all my fault--I should have
freed the genie when I had the chance. (He digs
out ABU and cradles him inside his vest.) Abu!
Are you okay? I'm sorry, Abu--I made a mess of
everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set
things right. (He starts to walk through the snow,
and he eventuallysteps on a frozen CARPET.)
Carpet! (He looks up and sees CARPET is pinned by
the pillar. He tugs to try and free CARPET. He
can't do it, so he begins to remove snow from the
base of the pillar.) Abu, start digging! That's
it! (Finally, enough snow has been removed, and
the pillar begins to roll. ALADDIN runs away,
looks back, then slides into place. The pillar
rolls over him, and when it is gone, ALADDIN and
ABU are left sitting in the patch of snow made by
the window of the pillar.) Yeah! All right! (He
looks up at his turban, made out of scared ABU.
CARPET shakes off the snow and rushes over to pick
them up.) Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
(We cut back to ext. long shot of
Agrabah, shrouded in red clouds.
Cut to int.
and slow zoom of throne room. IAGO has the SULTAN
tied up like
a marionette, and JASMINE is chained next to the
throne.)
IAGO:
Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's your cracker.
Shove 'em all right down your throat. Here, have
lots!
(JAFAR pulls the chain, and JASMINE walks up to him holding an apple.)
JAFAR: Leave him alone!
(IAGO stops for a second, then continues.)
JAFAR: It pains me to see
you reduced to this, Jasmine.
(He takes a bite out of the apple she is holding.)
A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be
on the arm of the most powerful man in the world.
(He waves his finger and a crown appears.) What do
you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
(She picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face.)
JASMINE: Never!
JAFAR: I'll teach you some
respect! (She falls back as he
raises his hand to slap her. Then he stops.) No.
Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I
wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in
love with me.
(We see ALADDIN race back into town.)
GENIE: (Again as Buckley)
Ah, master-- there are a few
addendas, some quid pro quo-
JAFAR: Don't talk back to
me, you stupid blue lout! You
will do what I order you to do, slave!
(JASMINE looks up and sees ALADDIN
in the window, motioning her to
play along.)
JASMINE: (She
stands and puts the crown on her head.)
Jafar! I never realized how incredibly
handsome you are.
(The GENIE's jaw drops.)
JAFAR: That's better.
(He pulls the GENIE's jaw up like a
shade.) Now, pussycat, tell me more
about...myself.
JASMINE: You're
tall, well dressed...
(JAFAR walks over to her.
ALADDIN jumps down with ABU and GENIE
sees them.)
GENIE: Al! Al, little
buddy!
ALADDIN: Shh!
GENIE: (Literally zips his
mouth shut, then unzips it.)
Al, I can't help you--I work for senor psychopath,
now. (His head turns into JAFAR's, then back.)
ALADDIN: Hey--I'm
a street rat, remember? (He rezips GENIE's
mouth.) I'll improvise.
(He slides down a pile of coins
and hides close to JAFAR and JASMINE.
JAFAR's back
is to ALADDIN.)
JAFAR: Go on.
JASMINE: And
your beard...is so...twisted! (She has her
arms around him. She pretends to twist with her
finger, but she is actually motioning for ALADDIN
to come over. He makes his move. IAGO sees him.)
IAGO:
Jaf--mmmmmm! (ABU grabs him and covers his mouth.)
JAFAR: And the street rat?
JASMINE: What
street rat?
(They are about to kiss when IAGO
manages to knock over a bowl. JAFAR
turns to look,
but JASMINE grabs him back and kisses him. ALADDIN
looks
disgusted. IAGO and ABU both look disgusted.)
ABU:
Yuck!
JAFAR: That was--(he sees
ALADDIN's reflection in her
crown.) You!! How many times do I have
to kill you, boy?
(He zaps ALADDIN. JASMINE
rushes him, and he throws her to the
ground.
ALADDIN rushes and grabs the staff.)
ALADDIN: Get the lamp!
(JASMINE runs to it. JAFAR,
however, shakes off ALADDIN, then
zaps her into
an hourglass.)
JAFAR: Ah, ah, ah, princess--Your time is up!
(Sand begins to fall from the top onto her.)
ALADDIN: Jasmine!
IAGO:
Oh, nice shot, Jaf-- (he is knocked out by ABU.)
(ABU rushes for the lamp.)
JAFAR: Don't toy with me!
(He's zapped into a toy monkey.
ALADDIN: Abu!
(CARPET rushes in.)
JAFAR: Things are unraveling
fast, now boy. (CARPET is
zapped and unravels. ALADDIN again rushes for the
lamp.) Get the point? (His path is blocked by
large swords sticking in the floor. JAFAR grabs
the lamp and laughs hideously. ALADDIN pulls a
sword out of the floor.) I'm just getting warmed
up! (He breathes a ring of fire around ALADDIN.)
ALADDIN: Are
you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly
snake?
JAFAR: A snake, am I?
Perhaps you'd like to see how
snake-like I can be! (He smiles broadly, and we
see a snake's tongue come out from behind his
teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the
ring of fire around ALADDIN becomes part of the
snake encircling ALADDIN. The snake JAFAR makes
moves on ALADDIN, and on the third try, ALADDIN
swings the sword and hits JAFAR. Cut to GENIE
cheerleaders wearing 'A' sweaters.)
GENIE: Rickem, rockem, rackem,
rake--stick that sword into
that snake!
JAFAR: You stay out of thissss!
(GENIE waving a tiny pennant with a 'J' on it.)
GENIE: (Weakly) Jafar, Jafar,
he's our man--if he can't do it,
GREAT!
(ALADDIN uses the distraction to
make a break for the hourglass where
JASMINE is trapped.
However, JAFAR sees this and blocks the path.
ALADDIN
is thrown away, and he loses his sword.)
JASMINE: Aladdin!
(ALADDIN jumps on a large gem and
slides across the floor, grabbing
the sword on
his way. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake
cannot, and
the front half of JAFAR crashes through a wall and
hangs outside
the palace. ALADDIN jumps up on the snake's back
and stabs
it. JAFAR screams in agony. ALADDIN again tries to
free the
princess.)
ALADDIN: Hang on, Jasmine!
(He is about to hit the glass with his sword when JAFAR grabs him.)
JAFAR: (laughs hideously)
You little fool! You thought
you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!
IAGO:
(with GENIE coming up behind him) Squeeze him,
Jafar--Squeeze him like a--awk! (GENIE elbows him
out of the way)
JAFAR: Without the genie,
boy, you're nothing!
ALADDIN: (Has
an idea) The genie! The genie! The genie
has more power than you'll ever have!
JAFAR: What!!
ALADDIN: He gave
you your power, he can take it away!
GENIE: Al, what are you doing?
Why are you bringing me
into this?
ALADDIN: Face
it, Jafar--you're still just second best!
JAFAR: You're right!
His power does exceed my own! But
not for long!
(JAFAR circles around the GENIE.)
GENIE: The boy is crazy.
He's a little punch drunk. One
too many hits with the snake (His hand
turns into a snake and he hits his head with it.)
JAFAR: Slave, I make my third
wish! I wish to be an all
powerful genie!
GENIE: (Reluctantly) All
right, your wish is my command.
Way to go, Al.
(GENIE zaps JAFAR with the last
GENIE (tm) brand lightning bolt.
JAFAR's snake
form dissipates and he turns into a genie. We
see JASMINE's
raised hand disappear under the sand. ALADDIN
runs over and
finally smashes the glass. Sand and princess
pour out.)
JAFAR: Yes! Yes!
The power! The absolute power!
JASMINE: (to
ALADDIN) What have you done?
ALADDIN: Trust
me!
(A black lamp appears at JAFAR's base. JAFAR is busy conjuring.)
JAFAR: The universe is mine
to command, to control!
ALADDIN: Not
so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
(JAFAR looks
down questioningly) You wanted to be a genie, you
got it!
And everything that goes with it!
(Shackles appear on JAFAR's wrists.)
JAFAR: No! No!
IAGO:
I'm gettin' out of here! Come on, you're the
genie, I don't want--
(IAGO tries to fly away, but is sucked in with JAFAR.)
ALADDIN: Phenomenal
cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space.
GENIE: Al, you little genius,
you!
(ABU turns back to normal, the CARPET
re-ravels, JASMINE, the SULTAN
and RAJAH are
standing together. RAJAH jumps up into the arms of
the SULTAN,
then they are all transformed. The SULTAN is crushed
because
of the weight of the new RAJAH. The palace reappears
where
it used to be in the city. ALADDIN is left holding the
new lamp.)
JAFAR: (Both from inside the
lamp.) Get your blasted beak
out of my face!
IAGO:
Oh, shut up, you moron!
JAFAR: Don't tell me to shut
up!
GENIE: Allow me. (He
takes the lamp and goes to the
balcony. He is now wearing a baseball cap. He
winds up as if to throw the lamp, but opens his
palm flat and flicks it out into the desert
with his finger.) Ten- thousand years in a cave of
wonders ought to chill him out!
(JAFAR and IAGO continue to argue
as they fade out. JASMINE walks
over to ALADDIN.
They hold hands, but both look sad.)
ALADDIN: Jasmine,
I'm sorry I lied to you about being a
prince.
JASMINE: I know
why you did.
ALADDIN: Well,
I guess...this... is goodbye? (GENIE pokes
his head around the corner shocked at what he is
hearing.)
JASMINE: Oh,
that stupid law. This isn't fair--I love you.
GENIE: (Wipes away a tear)
Al, no problem. You've still
got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a
prince again.
ALADDIN: But
Genie, what about your freedom?
GENIE: Hey, it's only an
eternity of servitude. This is
love. (He leans down next to her.) Al, you're
not gonna find another girl like her in a million
years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
ALADDIN: Jasmine,
I do love you, but I've got to stop
pretending to be something I'm not.
JASMINE: I understand.
(They take one final look into each
other's eyes, then ALADDIN turns
to the GENIE.)
ALADDIN: Genie,
I wish for your freedom.
GENIE: One bona fide prince
pedigree coming up. I--what?
ALADDIN: (He
holds the lamp up to GENIE.) Genie, you're
free!
(A transformation scene ensues,
in which the shackles fall off
GENIE's wrist
and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground.
GENIE
picks it up and looks at it.)
GENIE: (He can't believe it.)
Heh, heh! I'm free. I'm
free. (He hands the lamp to ALADDIN.) Quick,
quick, wish for something outrageous. Say "I want
the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!
ALADDIN: I wish
for the Nile.
GENIE: No way!! (Laughs
hysterically. He bounces around
the balcony like a pinball.) Oh does that feel
good! I'm free! I'm free at last! I'm hittin'
the road. I'm off to see the world! I--
(He is packing a suitcase, but looks
down and sees ALADDIN looking
very sad.)
ALADDIN: Genie,
I'm--I'm gonna miss you.
GENIE: Me too, Al.
No matter what anybody says, you'll
always be a prince to me.
(They hug. The SULTAN steps forward.)
SULTAN: That's right. You've
certainly proven your worth
as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the
problem.
JASMINE: Father?
SULTAN: Well, am I sultan or am
I sultan? From this day
forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems
worthy.
JASMINE: (She
smiles widely and runs into ALADDIN's arms.)
Him! I choose...I choose you, Aladdin.
ALADDIN: Ha,
ha. Call me Al.
(They are about to kiss when giant
blue hands pull everybody together.
GENIE is decked
out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy
hat.)
GENIE: Oh, all of ya. Come
over here. Big group hug!
Mind if I kiss the monkey? (He kisses ABU.) Ooh,
hairball! Well, I can't do any more damage around
this popsicle stand. I'm outta here! Bye, bye,
you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman: ciao! I'm
history! No, I'm mythology! No, I don't care
what I am--I'm free!
(The GENIE flies up into the blue
sky leaving a trail of sparkles
behind him.
They cut (a jump cut to make matters worse)
to fireworks
exploding over a nightscape. We tilt down and see
ALADDIN
and JASMINE flying on CARPET.)
ALADDIN: A whole
new world
JASMINE:
A whole new life
BOTH: (with off-camera
chorus) For you and me!
MEN'S CHORUS: A whole
new world!
(They fly off into the moonlight,
and after they have disappeared,
the moon turns
and reveals the GENIE's laughing face. Suddenly
the film is
grabbed "off the projector", the GENIE lifts it up
and looks
at the audience.)
GENIE: Made ya look!
(Drops the film back to normal,
with the normal moon. Fade to black.
The end.)