1. You buy both the paperback and hardcover version of James Cameron's Titanic.

2. You tell your husband to make sure his hands are clean before he even THINKS about touching
your hardcover version of James Cameron's Titanic.

3. You take out an insurance policy on your hardcover edition of James Cameron's Titanic.

4. You have downloaded and are using every single Titanic sound you could find for your computer.

5. You go into the chat rooms and deliberately seek out people who do not like or who have not seen
Titanic just so you can argue with them.

6. You ignore everyone who does not share your feelings for Titanic, including your own husband!

7. You call ahead to the restaurant where you and your husband have dinner reservations to make sure
they have a string quartet there to play all the songs from the Titanic Soundtrack.

8. Your husband calls out, "Take her to sea Mr. Murdoch. Lets stretch her legs.", in his sleep because
you have programmed that sound to play on your computer every time you open and close a program.

9. You have never once in your life gone to a movie alone, but suddenly find yourself making an exception
for Titanic no matter how silly it may look to your friends.

10.You are waiting anxiously at the mailbox everyday when the mailman comes, in hopes that he'll
be carrying your James Cameron's Titanic book.

11.You are on a first name basis with the mailman now.

12. You want Titanic to pass Star Wars so badly that you wait outside the Theater and pay everyone
to see Titanic just one more time.

13. You love Titanic SO much that you create your own web page.

14. They finally take Titanic out of the Theater in your hometown, and you decide to picket in
front of the Theater in lobby of your favorite movie.

15. You try to convince the local Cinema that Titanic would be best viewed if they were to flood
the Theater with 28 degree water at exactly the same time the ship hits the iceberg,
so that you can experience the full effect of the movie.

16. You send a fan letter to Kate or Leo and beg for their autograph.

17. You pay over $100.00 for an autographed picture of Kate or Leo from Titanic.

18. You go down to the Theater and beg the manager to show a special screening of Titanic on its
100th anniversary, and it is only 1998!

19. You've been awake for over 24 hours trying to hit every Titanic site on the net.

20. Your husband takes you to see As Good As It Gets and you suddenly come up with
these terrible gas pains that send you straight to the restrooms for the entire movie.
Then you make your escape to the Titanic screening.

21. You can't stand stop thinking about Titanic obsession signs!

22. You start building your own Titanic book and video library.

23. You start collecting anything and everything Titanic.

24. You are in debt because you have been buying everything that is even remotely
related to Titanic.

25. You have downloaded and printed out the entire script.

26. You start unknowingly ignoring your unobsessed Titanic friends, in favor of those
that are obsessed.

27. You buy your unobsessed spouse a Titanic book knowing full well
that they won't read it which leaves the book free for you!

28. You are planning on buying several copies of the video just in case
something should happen to the first 5.

29. Your friends have banned together to form their own 12 step program to help you overcome
this Titanic obsession.

30. You fog up the window in the car just so you can leave your hand imprint like Rose did.

31. You can quote every single line from Titanic with perfect accuracy.

32. You own 2 copies of the soundtrack. One for the car and home.

33. You tell your husband to sketch you nude on the couch while you quote lines
from the drawing scene.

34. It is an instant vendetta if someone says they do not like Titanic.

35. You forgo ice in your drinks in honor of those that sailed Titanic.

36. You go to the bookstore on a daily basis to see if they have anything new in the Titanic section.

37. You start dreaming about it.

38. You have nobody left to see the movie with because they have already seen it once with you.

39. You put together one of those Titanic models and start reenacting scenes from the movie
with your Star Wars figures.

40. You purchased your own replica of the Heart Of The Ocean necklace.

41. The song My Heart Will Go On comes on in Wal Mart and you stop what you are doing
to hold a full scale concert for the other shoppers.

42. You only date guys named Jack.

43. You only date girls named Rose.

44. You handcuff your husband to a pipe and break him free with an axe.

45. Your local radio station is pre-programmed into your speed dial because you request they play
My Heart Will Go On every hour on the hour.

46. You open the sun roof on your car and yell out "I'm the King of the World!" or "I'm Flying!"

47. You take a job aboard a cruise ship just so you can reenact all your favorite scenes.

48. You take the Titanic display from your local music or video store and the cashier yells after you,
"You'll have to pay for that ya know? That's White Star Line property!"

49. The site of a ship makes you ill.

50. You know exactly how many hours, minutes and seconds until Titanic comes out on video.

51. You just can't bear to see another movie for fear of breaking your Titanic viewing record
(and you better have a record!).

52. You expect all the back to school clothes and accessories to carry a Titanic motif.

53. Every time a Titanic special comes on TV you have to record it even if you already have it.

54. You get into an elevator and tell your companion "I'm through being polite god damit now
take me down. E deck."

55. You order lamb with very little mint sauce at the restuarant.

56. You are on a cruise to the Bahamas and you suddenly yell out "Iceberg right ahead!!!".

57. You are on a cruise ship and you tell the Captain to light the last four boilers.

58. You are in a restaurant and see someone who likes a lot like Leo, so you walk up to him
and say, "Care to escort a lady to dinner?"

59. You are at a party and someone offers you caviar you reply, "No caviar for me thanks.
Never did like it much."

60. You introduce your new boyfriend to your mother and she says sarcastically, "Charmed I'm sure."

61. You spit on your brother and tell him you are in the Titanic play at school and were just practicing.

62. You drag your significant other off to your special place and say, "Jack, er honey,
this is where we first met."

63. You learn to play poker so you can try to win tickets aboard a ship.

64. You go do all the things that Jack and Rose had planned to do like ride horses and roller coasters.

65. You go back to your old ballet coach and beg her to teach you how to stand on your toes.

66. Someone introduces themselves to you and you reply, "I'll have to get ya to write that one down."

67. You drag your co-worker up to the very top floor of your office building and say, "You jump, I jump."

68. You intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this.

69. You are at a business dinner with your husband and the men suddenly clear out to the veranda for brandy's,
you lean over to your neighbor and whisper "Now they retreat into a cloud of smoke and
congratulate each other on being masters of the universe."

70. You go to art museums just to gaze at paintings done by Picasso and Monet.

71. You are at church and you beg your choir director to let you sing a solo of Nearer My God To Thee.

72. You are at the boss's annual stuffy shindig, when you say to
your girlfriends, "Wanna go to a real party?" Then you slip off to the local
bar because you heard a fantastic Irish band was playing.

73. You dress your normal T-shirt and jeans kinda guy into a tuxedo and tell him,
"You shine up like a new penny!"

74. During a fire drill at your office you see rats and say, "If this is the direction
the rats are goin' that's good enough for me."

75. You are at a hotel and the desk clerk asks you how the accommodations are and you reply,
"The best I've seen ma'am, hardly any rats."

76. You look into the mirror and say, "The reflection's changed a bit."

77. You are waiting in line at the doctor's office when it is your turn and the receptionist asks
for your name and you reply, "Dawson. Rose Dawson."

78. You are drowning in the swimming pool and your significant other yells, "I'll save you,"
and you reply, "It's not up to you to save me Jack."

79. You are at the mall during a very frantic sale when suddenly you yell out, "Get back I say!
Or I'll shoot you all like dogs! Keep order here! Keep order I say!"

80. Someone asks you a question and you say, "You're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this!"

81. You are in line for a sno cone when you suddenly yell, "Smell ice can ya? Bleedin' Christ!"

82. The cab driver says to you, "Where to Miss?" and you respond, "To the stars!"

83. You accuse your baby sister of stealing your Titanic bath toy.

84. You write to toy companies begging them to make Titanic action figures.

85. On August 31 at midnight you camp out at the local video store so that you can be
the first in line for your Titanic video.

86. You have more than 50 Titanic related sites in your bookmarks or favorite list.

87. You recorded Titanic off of HBO even though you already own it on video.

88. You keep expecting Titanic to miss the ice berg in the movie.

89. You've named your sail boat RMS Titanic.

90. You fully intend to watch the movie every year for the rest
of your life on April 15, 1912 the day the Titanic sank.