Killer
First of all he doesn't look that stain.
No one could be as happy as he is all the time.

Victim
He just a normal everyday teenager that wants to have to have some fun,
but a killer may not want him to have any.

Killer
Her mother died a year before. Maybe that set her off, so she goes on murder spree.
She started killing as many people as possible before killing herself, maybe.

Victim
She just an other teenage girl walking around Woodsboro,
and the perfect target for anyone wanting to kill.

Killer
She seems happy enough,
and is that a phone I see her holding.

Victim
I wonder who is on the other line?
A killer perhaps.

Killer
This guy is a two bit cop with no life in a town with even less life,
what better to do than to start a murder spree?

Victim
If you were a killer,
I think you would want as few cops as possible.

Killer
First off the guy it just passing through town
no connection, no strings, and nobody would suspect.

Victim
Just another body to throw on the pile.

Killer
All I can say is way not.

Victim
She the big breasted girl that goes running up the stairs when she should be going out the front,
the perfect victim.

Killer
A reporter with nothing to report since Sidney's mother death.
That's what reporters do they make the news.

Victim
She a she's like that fly that's just hanging around you're head,
you know you'd kill her.

Killer
Come on he's got killer printed all over his forehead!

Victim
Just an other innocent kid,
that gets thrown on top of a pile of dead bodies in a senseless bloodbath.

Killer
He hates kids
maybe even enough to start killing them.

Victim
If the killer's a high school student....
Well who wouldn't want to kill their high school principal.

Killer
The local horror movie buff in a town that has no respect for horror movie....
well maybe his movie freaked mind lost its reality button
huh Billy

Victim
He's just an innocent bystander..they'd probably kill him.