ANUS MAGILLICUTTY
PLOT-Why is everyone trying to kill Anus Magillicutty, and what does Satan have to do with it?
VIOLENCE-A few bloody beatings, shootings, a head catches on fire, and a guy gets his hand chopped off.
SEX/NUDITY-Several softcore-type sex scenes occur (lesbian and hetero), as well as a shower scene, and a 3-minute "banana fellatio" sequence.
WHY I WATCHED IT-I can't think of any reason why i wouldn't want to watch a film called ANUS MAGILLICUTTY. Can you? Well, okay. I'd skip it if it was gay porn. But otherwise...I'm all about it.
THE DOPE-It's movies like ANUS MAGILLICUTTY that made me want to do this website. It's completely insane, hilarious, and has no socially redeemable qualities whatsoever. It isn't artistic, moody, atmospheric, or stylistic. In fact, most of it is contemptible and repugnant. For most people, these would be reasons to recoil in horror after just a few seconds of ANUS MAGILLICUTTY. But for me, it's sheer joy and grade-A entertainment all the way! Any film that opens with the line, "I love tits" has a lot to live up to with whatever follows, so I was happy to find that ANUS maintains that quality, and overall, the quality you'd hope to get from a movie with such a title. It doesn't aspire to be anything more than funny, shocking, and sexy...and nobody has made a movie like that in a very long time. ANUS MAGILLICUTTY has everything you could possibly want in a b-movie...gore, lots of sex, guns, tough guys, boobies, fighting, comedy...and oh yeah, Satan himself! When my jaw wasn't on the floor in amazement at how shamelessly sleazy and cheesy this movie is, I was laughing like a mad bastard. The jokes work, the acting and dialogue delivery works, and the editing is incredible. My hat goes off to the brave souls that made ANUS MAGILLICUTTY, for daring to make an entertaining film that could NEVER come out of Hollywood. If ever there was a movie that carried the "Gonzoriffic" stamp of approval, it's this one.
MEMORABLE SCENES-A woman in a t-shirt and thong underwear shoots a would-be masked assassin, calmly sits down to have a smoke, and then pauses to shoot the dead body one more time. Talk about golden moments in cinema.
NOTES-This flick was produced by Corporations Unlimited, which has a great website as well. Check that shit out, yo. Tell 'em Gonzoriffic said you'd get your ass beat if you didn't.
(October 2003)