FILTHY McNASTIER: MAXIMUM DOUSCHE
PLOT-A flat-chested girl uses witchcraft in order to get larger breasts, and releases Phil The Demon in the process.
VIOLENCE-A girl's eyes are poked out by two monster penises (or is that "monster peni"?), a guy is bitten by a vampire, there are a couple neck-snappings, and a penis is chopped off with a ninja sword.
SEX/NUDITY-There are a couple of comedic sex scenes with no nudity, but one girl does go topless in the beginning of the film.
WHY I LIKED IT-After watching director Chris Seaver's film FILTHY McNASTY, I became an instant fan. Not only did I watch it several times over, but I immediately went to the Low Budget Picturess website and ordered more of Chris's movies. LBP's movies are like Kevin Smith crossed with Troma, that's the best way I could describe them to you. So, while not necessarily filthier or nastier than the original, FILTHY McNASTIER certainly did not disappoint me. It's full of the same brand of hilarious dialogue and energetic perfomances that I expected to see, and proved once more that these people are making some of the best independent films around. Sitting here writing this, I find it a bit difficult to put into words why I liked the movie so much. It has a lot of bad words and incredibly funny acting. The plot alone is a work of genius. The scenes in which girls are reading VOLUPTUOUS magazine were wonderful, and all the 80's pop culture references had me laughing a whole bunch too. Also, seeing a movie that's shot on such a low budget really inspires me to try and make my own. Problem with that is, Chris is doing it so well that I wouldn't stand a chance.
DOWNSIDE-The lighting in FILTHY McNASTIER wasn't near as good as part one, which made it difficult to make out the actors' faces sometimes. I'm no technical whiz, but it appeared that the filmmakers used available light and the one on the camcorder instead of setting up big lights. But the cool thing is, the movie is so good it doesn't goddamn matter.
MEMORABLE SCENES-A girl flashes her breasts to a man who's digging in a garbage can. The man immediately whips out his peepee and begins "whacking his bag", but a ninja pops out of nowhere and chops it off.
NOTES-Take your know-nothing ass over to the Low Budget Pictures website and order some of their movies. You'll be glad you did. This shit is the real deal yo.
(December 2002)