SEX AND ZEN
PLOT-In an attempt to please his new wife, a man calls upon a wizard to give him a penis like that of a horse.
WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT-As if that plot description alone wasn't enough! No, really, this movie is actually very good. It's a Hong Kong production, and features Amy Yip, the absolute sexiest Chinese woman I have ever seen. There's many many sex scenes, most of which are funny to watch because the guy is supposed to have a big wiener. They never show it, but you see it wrapped in sheets and stuff. It appears to have the thickness of a mop handle, and is roughly as long.
MEMORABLE SCENES-Ever see a film where two women use a double-sided dildo? Well, they do that in this movie, only using a metal flute. By the way, these scenes are not hardcore, just a bit more action-packed than you average softie.
NOTES-Be aware that the sequel to this movie isn't as good, and doesn't have near the amount of sex or nudity.