SKYSCRAPER
Anna Nicole Smith plays a helicopter taxi pilot who accidentally transports some criminals to a building that they take over. She ends up saving the day in this lame DIE-HARD wannabe rip-off. However, Anna's horrible acting and dialogue delivery, a couple scenes where she unleashes those huge fake misshapen breasts, and the presence of Jonathan (CASTLE FREAK monster) Fuller as the villain make it all fun. You will die laughing at how they managed to put two sex scenes in this movie. She has "fantasies" or something while trapped in the building. There's also a kid on a big wheel that rolls around, particularly during gunfights, creating more suspense. I was disturbed watching the dialogue between Anna and the kid. Just not right. Be sure and pay attention whenever she's flying the helicopter, as she is on the verge of passing out while delivering her lines. Man oh man. Also, be sure to check out her other film TO THE LIMIT, which is somewhat better. There's a bathtub (or shower) scene that I remember was pretty good. Just shut off the tape before she makes it with the old man. Yikes!