46850199: I like young pussy
Gloria_Elizabeth: Really? Well, I like young cats too. do you like calicos? Or solids?
46850199: I like all of them
Gloria_Elizabeth: how many cats you have?
46850199: I've had 8
46850199: I'm not talking about cats
Gloria_Elizabeth: Mom only has 3.
46850199: really
Gloria_Elizabeth: Oh you're not? Oh how dumb of me!
46850199: private parts
Gloria_Elizabeth: no, not really.
46850199: a/s/l Ilike to lick pussy
Gloria_Elizabeth: I hated that movie. Howard Stern sucks.
46850199: how old
Gloria_Elizabeth 4824903842/not right now/sitting on my butt in front of the screen
46850199: what 3 q for cyber
Gloria_Elizabeth: You're not a fast thinker are ya?
Gloria_Elizabeth: No actually, I'd rather fly a cyber-kite.
46850199: you are fucking with me and your not 14
Gloria_Elizabeth: *salutes* Indeed I am 14, but if you were any type of gentlemen you wouldn't go around acting the way you do.
Gloria_Elizabeth: you sure you don't wanna talk about cats?
46850199: either you're not 14 or you're not the president of a company
46850199: I love cats
Gloria_Elizabeth: I am president of my own company and am 14. The company of slacking off!
46850199: cool!!!!!!!!!!
Gloria_Elizabeth: oh yea, but i'm much more of a dog person.
Gloria_Elizabeth: uh huh.
46850199: i like cats you like dogs perfect match I also have a dog
Gloria_Elizabeth: ahhhh, cool. What kind?
46850199: lab
Gloria_Elizabeth oooh, I have a Chinese Pug
46850199: ahhhhhhhh there a tight fit
Gloria_Elizabeth: uh, whatever you say
46850199: I know you test it
Gloria_Elizabeth: Actualy I'm against animal testing. Math eqautions aren't even for humans
46850199: i test my animal everyday
Gloria_Elizabeth: You animal!
46850199: you like that
Gloria_Elizabeth: No, I hate it! i'm calling animal welfare on you bad owner!
46850199: I'm a vary bad owner mmmeeeoooowww
Gloria_Elizabeth: ewww. . .
46850199: ewww what
Gloria_Elizabeth: *shivers at the thought* I just a mental picture of you. Sorry.*gag*
klaatu! mouth to mouth!!! Audience! Help!
46850199: i know you like it
Gloria_Elizabeth: *bangs on heart*
46850199: really
Gloria_Elizabeth: No . ..NOT REALLY!
46850199: get on your knees and smile like a dounut
Gloria_Elizabeth: Mmmm. I love doughnuts except for the ones with jelly
46850199: why not
Gloria_Elizabeth: Because my site is a g/pg rating. If we did thta, I'd loose a lot of visitors
46850199: you've had it then
Gloria_Elizabeth: are we on the same boat?
46850199: i hope so
46850199: a/s/l
Gloria_Elizabeth: well, you wanna give me jelly doughnuts!
Gloria_Elizabeth: Truthfully 14/f/my room
46850199: i'll give you more dounuts then you could ever image
lets fuck
Gloria_Elizabeth: OK, but one mroe thing. What do you want to go by since you have no nick. I mean, what will your section be called? I don't wanna put numbers on my site!
46850199: Dog sucker
Gloria_Elizabeth: how about doughnut fucker? Though your little friend down there would be soo small you couldn't fill it up(the doughnut hole) if you mulitplyed it about a million times.
46850199 what do you consider small
Gloria_Elizabeth beanie babies. I concider your antbrain-size dick as "invisible"
46850199: if you saw it you wouldn't say that
Gloria_Elizabeth: I know, i'd say "where is it?"
46850199: and i'd say in yous
Gloria_Elizabeth: Yous? Is that a new language?
46850199: you

Gloria_Elizabeth: me???
46850199: thats right 14 is now legal age in CANADA
Gloria_Elizabeth: And yet. . .I'm not in CANADA!
46850199: ahh you could come up
Gloria_Elizabeth: Naw. . .too many Canadians. I'd rather go to Europe. BTW, I'll ask my freind Alex to kill you with his bricks.
46850199: fuck you you stupid fucken American your a little whore and I don't like little whores
Ohhh I killed 5 cats and 3 dogs
Gloria_Elizabeth: ouch. . .well, I didn't know virgins could be whores
Gloria_Elizabeth: I thought you would have the way you were talking to me

46850199: come to CANADA
Gloria_Elizabeth: Come to Mr. Police Officer
46850199: ahh I'm so scared
Gloria_Elizabeth: you know I could be from the FBI. Now I could attract little pedo's like you
Gloria_Elizabeth: ICQ is even better than AOL!
46850199: to bad I could be anywhere
Gloria_Elizabeth: not really, we do have tracking systems. We've had them for years. See, we can track you to your terminal.
Gloria_Elizabeth: You obviously don't know the FBI that well.
46850199: you spell so well Mr. FBI you can't track cell modems
Gloria_Elizabeth: Who siad I was Mr.?
Gloria_Elizabeth: you were never big in the common snesne department?
46850199: I'm not in range unless you want to realign a sat over a joke
Gloria_Elizabeth: You know how you've out smarted by a 14 year old? Now, everyone will be able to laugh at you and you're pathetic attempts ot get off.
46850199: fuck off
Gloria_Elizabeth: Looks like that's what you've are trying to do. Sorry, I'm not gonna run away with you .. .I just wanna have a normal life. Have kids when I'm an adult and not be raped and killed.
46850199: your really stupid you know that I was just fucking with you
46850199: thats nice now fuck off
Gloria_Elizabeth: I'm stupid? At least i can use puntication and not think wiht my non-existant dick.
46850199: how stupid are you you little bitch
Gloria_Elizabeth: . . . .I can capitalize words . . .
Gloria_Elizabeth: can't think of a quick yet witty responce to that, can ya?

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