xxelax
xxelax: hi sexy angel...
gloriangel: hello
xxelax: your pic is very nice!!!
gloriangel: thank you
xxelax: i liek very much your red lips....
gloriangel: thank you again
gloriangel: greetings to you too
xxelax: are you sexy too?
gloriangel: depends on your perspective - do i look it?
xxelax: your face is really sexy and exciting....but the rest??
gloriangel: maybe it and maybe it isn't
xxelax: what do you wear now?
gloriangel: jeans and a t-shirt
xxelax: close fitting?
gloriangel: hmmm?
xxelax: is your t-shirt tigth?
gloriangel: is a yak dancing across my screen?
xxelax: what is a yak?
gloriangel: large animal that wears a hola skirt
gloriangel: much like a buffalo
xxelax: i do not understand what do you mean...
xxelax: is it ahat you wear????
gloriangel: no
gloriangel: yaks are too big
xxelax: so you wear a tigth shirt
gloriangel: no
gloriangel: don't wanna cut off any circulation
xxelax: just a bra?
gloriangel: I'll tell you if you do the forbbidenn dance of Squirrels
xxelax: teach me
gloriangel: first, you IM little girls and ask them personal questions
gloriangel: then you meet the girls and find out that they are really FBI agents
gloriangel: then, when you are running from them, you hop on squirrel and ride it home
gloriangel: though every conversation you've had with these girls are being put a website, exposed to the entire world
xxelax: too difficult for me
gloriangel: you've already accomplished about of it my dear
xxelax: too difficult english for me
gloriangel: well, all you need is meet the FBI and hop on the squirrel
xxelax: what is a squirrel?
gloriangel: small creatures, jump in trees and throw nuts at you as you walk by
xxelax: are u crazy???
gloriangel: just insane
xxelax: k
xxelax: what do you want to do???
gloriangel: eat breakfast
xxelax: wearing what?
gloriangel: nosy little turd aren't ya?
xxelax: yeah
gloriangel: horney too i see
xxelax: do you like it?
gloriangel: not anymore than any other horny guys that message me
xxelax: do oyu like to excite boys
gloriangel: no i grind their bones to make my bread
xxelax: mmmmm
xxelax: i like your lips...
gloriangel: i like watermelon
xxelax: where????
gloriangel: i also like kickboxing
xxelax: i am sure you èrefer bananas
xxelax: because you often open your legs...
gloriangel: do i now?
xxelax: depends on what do you wear...
gloriangel: clothes, what do you wear?
xxelax: just my elastic boxers
xxelax: which clothes?
gloriangel: and a smile, perhaps?
gloriangel: clothes clothes
gloriangel: not a lot to define there
xxelax: skirt?
xxelax: then do it now
gloriangel: on you? I don't know, I could probably see you in more of southern belle number
gloriangel: of course, we need to work on your accent
xxelax: shirt??
xxelax: skirt?
gloriangel: yes, a hoop skirt would look just lovely on you, Scarlett
gloriangel: Scarlett red? maybe baby blue?
gloriangel: *draws up plans for a dress*
xxelax: it is perfect with your transparent undies..
gloriangel: and it will be with a present I'm gonna give ya
gloriangel: It's called "Baseball bat"
xxelax: what do you want to put in ..
gloriangel: I want to put in my share of punches of course
xxelax: is it easy to enter??
gloriangel: I think getting out is what you should worry about
gloriangel: Those padded don't have no windows
gloriangel: *padded rooms
xxelax: but i can see a red door...
gloriangel: Yes, so do I, but guess what's behind it?
xxelax: let me check...
gloriangel: A 7000 foot drop, why don't you go first? I'll catch up with ya . . .
xxelax: help me with your hands...
gloriangel: *pushes him with a 10 foot pole* riiiight
gloriangel: In the words of N'Sync "bye, bye,bye!"
xxelax: slowly...
gloriangel: she calls the police . ..
xxelax: k
gloriangel: l
xxelax: ?
gloriangel: ??
xxelax: who calls the police?
gloriangel: anyone reading this conversation
xxelax: why
gloriangel: why not?
xxelax: you can ignore me if you do not like me
xxelax: do you like this conversation
gloriangel: I could, but you could always back off since I'm obviosuly not a slut or free lunch
gloriangel: keep in mind females aren't usually horny and stupid enough to give out personal information to strangers on the internet
xxelax: do you want me to go on??
gloriangel: about what?
xxelax: you
gloriangel: about me what?
xxelax: your legs
gloriangel: You know, the FBI ghas this tactic for catching weirdos, sneding out females to play the part of teenage girls
gloriangel: and then catching these sly dogs who can't get it through their head that girls o nthe net aren't all sluts
xxelax: so you are an fbi agent as me
gloriangel: i could be
gloriangel: he,y my friend has a really hot blow-up doll you can use
xxelax: blow-up doll?
xxelax: what is it
gloriangel: yes
gloriangel: just what you want
gloriangel: a "women" that shuts up and does whatever you position her to do
gloriangel: I'm afraid I'm just too independent for you! *puts hand to head in melodramatic style*