Framed

I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs
When all of a sudden this policeman caught me unaware
He said is your name Pedro, I said yeah i guess so
He said then come with me cause your the guy we been looking for
I sai hey man i been framed!
Hey, no, really man i been framed
Awwwwww, I never do nothin' wrong, but every time i get the blame
I been framed!
They put me in the lineup and let the bright lights shine
There was ten poor dudes like me, standing in that line
I knew I was the victim of somebody's evil plan
When this scroungy looking dude said, yeah that's him man
Hey wait a minute man i been framed man!
Oh listen to me judge I was framed!
I never do nothin' wrong, but every time i get the blame
Hey I been framed!
Then the prosecuting attorney stared prosecuting on me
That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree
He said where were you on the night of July 29
I said I was home in bed
He said judge that man's lying
I said wait a minute man I was framed man!
Hey judge, listen to me, really, you gotta believe me I been framed man!
I never do nothing wrong, but every time i get the blame
Oh I was framed!
Now i deny the charges of having any weed
I also deny the charges of taking any speed
I deny the charges of selling any grass
But when the judge looked down and said guilty
I said judge you can kiss my-- FRAAAMMMMEDDD!!
Judge, Im telling you the truth, I was framed man!
I never do nothing wrong, but every time i get the blame
Hey I was framed!
Ohh framed, you gotta believe me judge, that wasn't even my stuff, I was holding it for a friend man
Could this face life man!?
Cmon judge, don't slam me in jail man
I just got my car fixed!
Look, I just got a new tattoo and everything man
Ohhhhhhh man, what a bummer
Oh cmon judge, gimme a break PLEEASSE!
Oh judge, don't take me away, I was framed!
Man, really I been framed

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